who's line question game, for real?

[tomblackwood]

Am I the only one that really missed this thread, but got too busy to remember to revive it?

[beeper]

Is there really a point in asking me?

[yoopers]

Is there really a point in asking me?
Do you go in reverse a lot?

[ridingwithscissors]

would I be right in saying this seems fun?

[yoopers]

would I be right in saying this seems fun?Is two years of this thread too much fun, or are we just getting started?

[monkeyman]

Did I hear something?
Do you hear what I hear?

[beeper]

Is two years of this thread too much fun, or are we just getting started?

can we please start an actual conversation?

[tomblackwood]

can we please start an actual conversation?
Haven't we been doing that all along? Why can't you keep up?

[yoopers]

Did I really just post at 4:51 a.m.?

[yoopers]

Now how does it do that?

[beeper]

Was it really necessary to post twice in a row?

[yoopers]

Was it really necessary to post twice in a row?
Is there a law?

[yoopers]

Could there be a law?

[brendon557]

Could there be a law?
no


aaaaaawwwwwww do i lose now?

[beeper]

Do you have any reason to win?

[yoopers]

no?

[tomblackwood]

aaaaaawwwwwww do i lose now?
Isn't there a risk some will think you were already a loser, and just looking for a way to prove it? Would anyone on this thread be that petty?

[beeper]

If i were that "petty", then why have I decided to not mention anything about the situation at hand?

[brendon557]

Isn't there a risk some will think you were already a loser, and just looking for a way to prove it? Would anyone on this thread be that petty?
yes

[UniBrier]

Wasn't this tread started 1 1/2 years before brendon557 joined our community?

[brendon557]

Wasn't this tread started 1 1/2 years before brendon557 joined our community?
probally

[UniBrier]

Who likes brendon557 better in his ectasy thread?

[brendon557]

Wasn't this tread started 1 1/2 years before brendon557 joined our community?
why?

[yoopers]

yes
???????

[jamessd]

:p Is it ok if I join in?

[thejdw]

How does this thread work?

[jamessd]

How does this thread work?
You have to reply to each persons question with another question; don't you?

[yoopers]

How does this thread work?
May I refer you to this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1)?

[Hazmat]

You have to reply to each persons question with another question; don't you?
Yep, that pretty much sums it up. :D

[ivan]

Do you hear what I hear?
How can I compare?

[yoopers]

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. :D
What do we do with these kids these days?

[spazdude222]

What do we do with these kids these days?
Why would you ask me, when I've only been an "adult" for a few days now?

[ridingwithscissors]

could i answer that question?

[James_Potter]

Is there a law?
Have you ever heard of "turboposting"?

[ridingwithscissors]

should I have?

[beeper]

Does'nt that depend on your forum knowledge?

[DancingQueen]

Have you ever heard of "turboposting"?

Turboposting? Is that like Post-Whoring?

[beeper]

Isn't Post Whoring the matter of posting for the sake of posts?

[ivan]

Who knows?

[this end up]

you don't expect me to know the answer do you?

[yoopers]

you don't expect me to know the answer do you?
What does 8-ball say?

[GILD]

8_Ball is allowed to answer that question?

[yoopers]

8_Ball is allowed to answer that question?
He does kind of shake things up, doesn't he?

[Magic 8 Ball]

8_Ball is allowed to answer that question?
Signs point to Yes?

[yoopers]

Signs point to Yes?
Are you asking us or telling us?


By the way, looking at your sig line, is Jagur still around?

[ivan]

Would you be able to answer your own question by checking in the Trash Receptacle?

[thejdw]

What do we do with these kids these days?
you eat them with mustartd or kettup?

[yoopers]

you eat them with mustartd or kettup?
Can I use a knife and fork?

[spazdude222]

Do you think Castro is ever gonna croak? Hasn't he been the leader of Cuba since the late 50s?

[this end up]

castro is like your grandma that you hate, shes been here forever, shes gonna be here forever, she causes you great strife, and on the off chance that she does die, your parents probably won't let you forget about her anyway, don't you agree?

[yoopers]

Do you think Castro is ever gonna croak? Hasn't he been the leader of Cuba since the late 50s?
A little boy went to Grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

"I think so," said Grandpa, "but why do you ask?"

"Because," the boy explained, "didn't Grandma say that when you croaked, she would take us to Disneyland?"

[captainkrunk61]

A little boy went to Grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

"I think so," said Grandpa, "but why do you ask?"

"Because," the boy explained, "didn't Grandma say that when you croaked, she would take us to Disneyland?"
Do you know why grandma died?;)

[GILD]

Bruce, how was the missus' birthday?

[yoopers]

Bruce, how was the missus' birthday?
Didn't we just have a great time with a candlelight dinner and gift opening? We've got plenty of leftovers so will you be in the area? Did you know that I gave Mary a DVD of one of her all time favorite movies, "The Gods Must Be Crazy?" Wasn't the movie set in some far away country called South Africa? We all had a great time, eh?

[UniBrier]

Which question in the post above should I respond to?

[tomblackwood]

Is Yoopers turbo-questioning again?

[captainkrunk61]

Is it time for a new topic yet?

[yoopers]

Is Yoopers turbo-questioning again?
How can one post be considered turboposting?

[Borges]

How can one post be considered turboposting?
Did you write it really fast?

[tomblackwood]

How can one post be considered turboposting?
Is turboposting the term I used?

[spazdude222]

Didn't we just have a great time with a candlelight dinner and gift opening? We've got plenty of leftovers so will you be in the area? Did you know that I gave Mary a DVD of one of her all time favorite movies, "The Gods Must Be Crazy?" Wasn't the movie set in some far away country called South Africa? We all had a great time, eh?
Well, isn't that one of my favortie movies too?

[yoopers]

Is turboposting the term I used?
How did you do that? You had to have expended the 10-minute limit right? Well, aren't you amazing?

[tomblackwood]

Can anyone tell me where this place is?

[UniBrier]

Is Googling (http://www.outbackusa.com/campfire_tales/1997/9712_campfire_tales/9712_campfire_tales.html) allowed?

[GILD]

Was that the quickest a question's ever been answered around here?

[Hazmat]

Was that the quickest a question's ever been answered around here?
I don't know, It's possible that it could be. But then again is it the shortest answer???

[yoopers]

I don't know, It's possible that it could be.
How could you?

[Joe2005]

What is life?

[UniBrier]

Is life just a game?

[ivan]

How can you guys ever come to an agreement if all you ever do is question each other?

[t-square]

It's okay to agree to disagree isn't it?

[tomblackwood]

Is Googling (http://www.outbackusa.com/campfire_tales/1997/9712_campfire_tales/9712_campfire_tales.html) allowed?
Aren't I a happy man that you posted that link? Having been there myself on the way to the Boulder Mail Trail and a week in the wilderness, how could I resist reading that write-up?

[Magixause]

Cats? Where?

[ivan]

Here?

[UniBrier]

In how many ways is that pic just wrong?

[this end up]

is it possible to count that high?

[Hazmat]

is it possible to count that high?
What are you talking aboot???

[Joe2005]

I dont know, does anyone?

[ivan]

Does anyone what?

[Joe2005]

What is your question?

[ivan]

Can't you tell? Why do you need everything explained to you?

[yoopers]

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, why is his hair always so neatly combed?

[ivan]

Is it because he gets other vampires to comb it for him?

[this end up]

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, why is his hair always so neatly combed?
did you no that my aunt has that painted on the wall in her bathroom?

[Joe2005]

Dracula looking in a mirror or combing his hair?

[yoopers]

Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?

[tomblackwood]

Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?
Doesn't the bar scene on Mars in "Total Recall" pretty much answer that question?

[Jerrick]

Should I warn that this (http://www.slateman.net/images/misc/total-recall.jpg) picture has sexual content in it?

Shouldn't she have a high chance of winning?

Am I going to be yellow carded for that?

[UniBrier]

this (http://www.slateman.net/images/misc/total-recall.jpg) pictureIs that proof positive that humans and bovines should never cross breed?

[spazdude222]

Do you know where you are?

[tomblackwood]

Shouldn't she have a high chance of winning?

Hah, should I thank you for that? Isn't it true that I've actually only seen that movie on regular TV, where they always cut and just show her from the back plus his facial expression?

[yoopers]

Is turboposting the term I used?
Wouldn't this be a turbo poster?

[bob1993]

should i reply to this thread?

[tomblackwood]

I don't know; should you? Can you come up with something intelligent enough to meet the high standards of this thread?

[yoopers]

Am I really alone in this universe?

[UniBrier]

Were all the guests spiders only?

[this end up]

what time was that taken yoopers?

[yoopers]

what time was that taken yoopers?
How does an answer of 5:30ish a.m. Central time suit you?

[UniBrier]

How does an answer of 5:30ish a.m. Central time suit you?How could I know how anything suits me if I'm asleep at 3:30ish a.m. PST?

[tomblackwood]

How could I know how anything suits me if I'm asleep at 3:30ish a.m. PST?
Well if you're asleep, don't you know your birthday suits you?

[yoopers]

Well if you're asleep, don't you know your birthday suits you?
Birthday suits? Does Steve sleep in his birthday suit?

[jamessd]

What's going on over here?

[yoopers]

What's going on over here?Indeed, what's going on? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UR1QCsGFbY)

[wheres_your_other_wheel]

.

[yoopers]

.
A period? How could you?

[Jerrick]

Wheres your other yellow flag picture?

[UniBrier]

Birthday suits? Does Steve sleep in his birthday suit?Is that information I should divulge on the Internet?

[peleschramm]

Do you think it's worthwile for me to join this thread?

[yoopers]

Do you think it's worthwile for me to join this thread?
Wouldn't you need to direct your question to Wile?

[peleschramm]

what does everyone else think? should i?

[tomblackwood]

what does everyone else think? should i?
Are you really prepared for the responsibility? Don't you have better things to do?

[yoopers]

what does everyone else think? should i?
?

[peleschramm]

Are you really prepared for the responsibility? Don't you have better things to do?
What better things are there to do?

[Hazmat]

What better things are there to do?
Would unicycling be something better to do??? :confused:

[peleschramm]

does anyone want to let me borrow there unicycle?

[yoopers]

does anyone want to let me borrow there unicycle?
Can you drop by in the next few hours or so?

[Miss Ayelery]

does anyone want to let me borrow there unicycle?
Don't you mean "their unicycle" dear?

[yoopers]

Don't you mean "their unicycle" dear?
MA, don't you know that it's just an easy way of saying, "Can I borrow that unicycle over yonder?"

[tomblackwood]

Did the Yoopers have a Merry Christmas?

[yoopers]

Did the Yoopers have a Merry Christmas?
How can I count the ways?

[peleschramm]

Can you drop by in the next few hours or so?Can you give me directions?

[yoopers]

Can you give me directions?
Can you go over the mountains and through the woods?

[peleschramm]

Can you go over the mountains and through the woods?
Isn't that from a song?

[mcnuggets300]

Isn't that from a song?
couldn't you have found that out on google?

[yoopers]

Isn't that from a song?
Will you be bringing the horse that knows the way?

[peleschramm]

Will you be bringing the horse that knows the way?
How is one to obtain this horse you speak of?

[yoopers]

How is one to obtain this horse you speak of?
As the horse is the one who knows the way, how else will you get to Grandmother's house?

[peleschramm]

As the horse is the one who knows the way, how else will you get to Grandmother's house?
Doesn't it seem a bit unrealistic that I can manage such a journey?

[yoopers]

Doesn't it seem a bit unrealistic that I can manage such a journey?
Hey, with a horse that knows the way, how can you miss?

[peleschramm]

What if I don't have a horse?

[tomblackwood]

As the horse is the one who knows the way, how else will you get to Grandmother's house?
Does the horse really know the way, or does he simply know how to carry the sleigh (over the open snow)?

Are we giving too much credit to the horse here? Isn't that sort of rarified equine intelligence reserved for the famous Mr. Ed?

[yoopers]

How do you say "These pretzels are making me thirsty" with enough verve and passion to be acceptable?

[this end up]

what is acceptable? what is lifefor that matter?

[tomblackwood]

Is someone going to answer my quite reasonable question about the horse?

[yoopers]

Is someone going to answer my quite reasonable question about the horse?
Wow, is that a great point or what? Not only might the horsey not know the way, but might he only know how to carry a sleigh only over snow? And further, wouldn't it be only in a particular sort of weather pattern? Does that mean that the horsey is helpless on a beautiful sunny day? Where is Grandmother's house anyway? Does Grandmother like pretzels? Should we bring along some pretzels? Wouldn't we also need some water as they tend to make one thirsty? Is Grandmother's last name Kramer? Does the horse like pretzels? Why do they need to put all that salt on pretzels? Isn't that why they make one thirsty? Are they trying to kill Grandmother by elevating her salt intake? Are they trying to kill the horse as well? If the horse dies, who will pull the sleigh to Grandmother's house? Do you think Grandmother would be up to pulling the sleigh? Never mind, didn't we just kill Grandmother as well? By the way, is there a limit on the number of questions at one time? Didn't we cover that once?

[GILD]

Is Bruce asking multiple questions again?

[yoopers]

Is Bruce asking multiple questions again?
Who, me?

[UniBrier]

Who else thinks it's grandma's horse? Doesn't a horse always ride better back to it's own barn?

[yoopers]

Who else thinks it's grandma's horse? Doesn't a horse always ride better back to it's own barn?
But Steve, are they riding the horse or being pulled in a sleigh by the horse? Can the same summation apply?

[tomblackwood]

Not only might the horsey not know the way, but might he only know how to carry a sleigh only over snow?

Wouldn't that make him a One Trick Pony?

[yoopers]

Wouldn't that make him a One Trick Pony?
Now you've got the equine turning tricks? What kind of a Grandmother are we talking about?

[maestro8]

Now you've got the equine turning tricks?
Is this another one of Billy's new "Associations"?

[Hazmat]

Who else thinks it's grandma's horse? Doesn't a horse always ride better back to it's own barn?
If it did, would it ever come out as easy as it went into the barn???

[tomblackwood]

Who else thinks it's grandma's horse? Doesn't a horse always ride better back to it's own barn?
You've got something there, don't you? Can we assume that kids back then sponged off their parents well into adulthood the same way they do today? Would all make sense then, since isn't the song written by a grandkid? Isn't it clear that his or her parents have failed to disclose the horse is really grandma's, so they can keep up the facade of self-sufficiency?

Bonus round: do you think the horse has a name?

[yoopers]

Bonus round: do you think the horse has a name?
What, are we in the desert now?

[UniBrier]

What, are we in the desert now?White and drifted snow, sand dunes; is there really much difference?

[yoopers]

What? This is not a Chri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over_the_River_and_Through_the_Woods)stmas song as I've thought all along until I just looked up the lyrics? Is it really a song about Thanksgiving? Man, am I dense or what?

[tomblackwood]

What? This is not a Chri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over_the_River_and_Through_the_Woods)stmas song as I've thought all along until I just looked up the lyrics? Is it really a song about Thanksgiving? Man, am I dense or what?
Do you think that song was written before Global Warming? Shouldn't the Bush Administration trot it out as proof there's no such thing as Global Warming? Doesn't that song offer indisputable evidence that there are still places where there is deep snow on Thanksgiving Day? And shouldn't we all give thanks for that?

[UniBrier]

Why aren't there more Thanksgiving Carols?

[yoopers]

Do you think that song was written before Global Warming?
Oh, you mean Global Trending?

[maestro8]

Can we assume that kids back then sponged off their parents well into adulthood the same way they do today?
What's the historical equivalent of a "helicopter parent"? A dirigible parent?

[UniBrier]

How about low swinging vine parent or Cave's dropping parent?

[vanpaun]

you thought i was going to die eating candy from a bowl in nepal hence eliminating myself from this thread (and having babies with a lady when im 34), right?

[tomblackwood]

you thought i was going to die eating candy from a bowl in nepal hence eliminating myself from this thread (and having babies with a lady when im 34), right?
What does it mean, this "im"? Can you tell us how it is pronounced phonetically?

[vanpaun]

I am but a contraction (i couldntt find the apostrophe on my phone)

[GILD]

Didn't you scroll from the fullstop via the comma to the apostrophe?

[vanpaun]

fullstop? do you know that I have a fulltext phone keyboard? I think my previous eliminating post shold be forgivven i had just woken up, dont you agree?

[GILD]

Do you think you could take all those quote-boxes out of your sig, reduce the font to font=1 and make the whole thing slightly smaller than half-a-page?

[GILD]

Originally Posted by ed.hurrell:is there a reason I can't get mine rock hard?
Originally Posted by Danni:If you keep on pumping, it should become rock hard. It might have a slow leek.
Originally Posted by kington99:If it won't get hard regardless of how much you pump it, you've got a puncture somewhere.

err what were they talking about?

Something like this?

[yoopers]

I am but a contraction (i couldntt find the apostrophe on my phone)
?

[GILD]

What would we do without Bruce?

[yoopers]

What would we do without Bruce?
The world would weigh less?

[UniBrier]

World would weigh Less? Are you planning on going into oribit?

[yoopers]

World would weigh Less? Are you planning on going into oribit?
No, I was thinking, "Would the world weigh less if I didn't exist?"

Of course, weren't the molecules that make up my body in use by something else before I was conceived?

[tomblackwood]

No, I was thinking, "Would the world weigh less if I didn't exist?"?
Didn't the Myth Busters disprove something similar, specifically the theory that the world would weigh less if you jumped up in the air?

[yoopers]

Didn't the Myth Busters disprove something similar, specifically the theory that the world would weigh less if you jumped up in the air?
Is that assuming one can jump?

[maestro8]

Didn't the Myth Busters disprove something similar?
Since when is Myth Busters a source of conclusive information?

Aren't you skeptical of anyone who wears a beret?

[this end up]

are you being racist towards french people?

[yoopers]

How can anyone be prejudice against beret wearers?

[maestro8]

are you being racist towards french people?
do you even know what the word "racist" means? how about the word "stereotype"?

[this end up]

define stereotype?

[jamessd]

define stereotype?
Why can't you do that yourself?

[yoopers]

Are you having a sunshiny day?

[UniBrier]

Is the rain gone so I can see clearly now? Isn't that a prerequisite for a bright, bright, sunshiny day?

[yoopers]

Is the rain gone so I can see clearly now? Isn't that a prerequisite for a bright, bright, sunshiny day?
Can you see the obstacles in your way?

[this end up]

do you man the mud on the ground from the rain?

[yoopers]

do you man the mud on the ground from the rain?
Did you mean "mean?"

[this end up]

what do you think?

[yoopers]

what do you think?
We have to first establish...do I think?

[UniBrier]

do I think?Are you am if you do? (Think "Cogito, ergo sum").

[yoopers]

If it's not easy being green, I wonder, is it more difficult to be turquoise?

[maestro8]

If someone can feel blue, be green with envy, turn red with embarrasment, what color goes with happy?

[yoopers]

If someone can feel blue, be green with envy, turn red with embarrasment, what color goes with happy?
Dare I say rainbow?

[tomblackwood]

If someone can feel blue, be green with envy, turn red with embarrasment, what color goes with happy?
Wouldn't it be yellow, as in "sunny side up" yellow?

[Hazmat]

If someone can feel blue, be green with envy, turn red with embarrassment, what color goes with happy?
Wouldn't it be some sort of shiny colour???

[this end up]

Dare I say rainbow?
does that mean that happiness is a combination of all emotions?

[yoopers]

does that mean that happiness is a combination of all emotions?
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew?

[yoopers]

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh?

[UniBrier]

Did you ask Sammy?

[tomblackwood]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew?
Can the candyman? Do you think youtube would know?

[yoopers]

Can the candyman? Do you think youtube would know?
Is the candyman wearing his mittens today? Doesn't he know there's a -25 degree windchill in the midwest?

[hobo_chuck]

donde estan mis pantalones?
en tu cara, quisas?

[hobo_chuck]

Is the candyman wearing his mittens today? Doesn't he know there's a -25 degree windchill in the midwest?
don't you know that my mercury froze yesterday?

[yoopers]

don't you know that my mercury froze yesterday?
They just don't make Mercurys like they used to, do they?

[Hazmat]

They just don't make Mercurys like they used to, do they?
What the heck is a mercury??? :confused:

[UniDudeDX]

I just read this thread and my brain cells are literally jumping out of my head. Oh sorry little guys....crushed by a nimbus....so sad...

[yoopers]

What the heck is a mercury??? :confused:
What? You've not heard of a Mercury?

[yoopers]

I just read this thread and my brain cells are literally jumping out of my head. Oh sorry little guys....crushed by a nimbus....so sad...
Huh?

[ivan]

Is making statements such a crime?

[GILD]

Huh?
What's wrong with Yooper's picture?

[tomblackwood]

What's wrong with Yooper's picture?
Should someone who's hesitant to buy a replica Cobra be finding fault with a Mercury? What do you think inspired those tail lights?

[GILD]

Do you think I'm talking about the car pic?

[UniBrier]

the car pic?What about the guitar pick?

[Rantz]

What about the guitar pick?
I'll pick the one with green and orange leopard print.

[yoopers]

I'll pick the one with green and orange leopard print.
Will these old men ever learn?

?

[tomblackwood]

Starting to look like a convention of Post-It Salesmen in here, isn't it?

[yoopers]

Starting to look like a convention of Post-It Salesmen in here, isn't it?
How much more could I agree? Man, is my arm getting tired or what?

[yoopers]

What's wrong with Yooper's picture?
Have we figured this out yet?

[GILD]

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24724&stc=1&d=1201308338

From which sport is this?

[yoopers]

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24724&stc=1&d=1201308338

From which sport is this?
Being a non-european (or African for that matter), am I wrong in assuming it's a soccer photo? Is it the jersey?

[GILD]

Do you get sent off with the show of a yellow card in 'soccer' (sic)?

[yoopers]

Do you get sent off with the show of a yellow card in 'soccer' (sic)?
Is this better?

[ivan]

Is this better?
Why did you card him? Did he break any rules?

[yoopers]

I just read this thread and my brain cells are literally jumping out of my head. Oh sorry little guys....crushed by a nimbus....so sad...

Why did you card him? Did he break any rules?
Aren't posts like the one above a clear violation of the intent and integrity of this thread?

[GILD]

Is this better?
Are you familiar with Rugby Union?

[yoopers]

Are you familiar with Rugby Union?
I know what the game of rugby is, but what's Rugby Union?

[Joe2005]

Is it a game of Rugby played on a unicycle?

[$unidude$chad$:)]

rugby,on a unicycle(chuckle)oh, right i have to end with a question. darn i didn't end with a question . YAY I LOOSE! or do i?;) :confused: :confused:

[monkeyman]

rugby,on a unicycle(chuckle)oh, right i have to end with a question. darn i didn't end with a question . YAY I LOOSE! or do i?;) :confused: :confused:
What do people not get about all the things having to be questions?

[Hazmat]

What do people not get about all the things having to be questions?
Is it cause we are a confused species??? :confused:

[Rantz]

Is it cause we are a confused species??? :confused:

If you stuff up and get carded, can you get back in by claiming n00b status?

[GILD]

I know what the game of rugby is, but what's Rugby Union?
So you don't know about Rugby League then either?

[yoopers]

rugby,on a unicycle(chuckle)oh, right i have to end with a question. darn i didn't end with a question . YAY I LOOSE! or do i?;) :confused: :confused:
?????

[yoopers]

If you stuff up and get carded, can you get back in by claiming n00b status?
Do you think you can play your position this time and not get sucked out of bounds?

[yoopers]

So you don't know about Rugby League then either?
Does it count that I have a friend that plays in a rugby league in Rockford?

[dr.melon]

This is my first post in this thread, is it not?

[yoopers]

This is my first post in this thread, is it not?
Are you willing to page back through the thread to find out?

[UniBrier]

Isn't it easier to just click on the thread's post count link and see if he has more than one?

[yoopers]

Isn't it easier to just click on the thread's post count link and see if he has more than one?
Wow, aren't you smart? Why didn't I think of that?

Dr. Mel, can you find your answer now?

[maestro8]

Dr. Mel, can you find your answer now?
Why is it that, even when the answer is in plain sight, people still post just to ask how to do something? Are people really that afraid of using their brain?

[tomblackwood]

Why is it that, even when the answer is in plain sight, people still post just to ask how to do something? Are people really that afraid of using their brain?
Are you seriously calling yoopers a 'fraidy cat? Don't you know he was a wrestler?

[yoopers]

Are you seriously calling yoopers a 'fraidy cat? Don't you know he was a wrestler?
I believe he was referring to Dr. Melon's post, wasn't he?

[GILD]

Does it count that I have a friend that plays in a rugby league in Rockford?
Does he know that you can be sent of for 10 minutes in Rugby Union by the ref showing you a yellow card?

[yoopers]

Does he know that you can be sent off for 10 minutes in Rugby Union by the ref showing you a yellow card?
Wow, really? Ten minutes? How long are the halves or periods or however they refer to the play time?

[GILD]

Wouldn't 10minutes make the player miss a quarter of a half?

[yoopers]

Wouldn't 10minutes make the player miss a quarter of a half?
Ah, 40 minute halves, eh? Same length halves as high school soccer, eh? Ten minutes is a long time to sit out, eh? Gotta love the eh, eh?

[GILD]

Eh?

[UniBrier]

Eh?Just why do all the continent names begin and end with the same letter, with most of them being "A"?

[yoopers]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P0TCzE4HTZQ

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[maestro8]

Just why do all the continent names begin and end with the same letter, with most of them being "A"?
Did you realize this phenomenon only occurs for English speakers?

Are you xenophobic? In denial of other cultures? Just being cute?

[Rantz]

Do you think you can play your position this time and not get sucked out of bounds? If I don't, do I get (yellow/red) carded again?

[yoopers]

If I don't, do I get (yellow/red) carded again?
Do you realize what comes after a yellow card? Wouldn't that be a red card? Then, do you realize that if you have such an attitude that merits a red card, what they do next? Isn't that answer that they make you a referee?

[UniBrier]

Did you realize this phenomenon only occurs for English speakers? Wasn't that piece of trivia posted in an English speaking forum? Are you xenophobic? In denial of other cultures? Just being cute?Can you enlighten this non-multi-lingual speaker of the continental names in other languages?

[yoopers]

Will we really get the 18" of snow predicted for tonight and tomorrow?

[Rantz]

Will the monsoons ever arrive, providing a few days relief from the humidity?

[tomblackwood]

Will the monsoons ever arrive, providing a few days relief from the humidity?
If you lived in Arizona, the answer would be "August", wouldn't it?

[yoopers]

Why, oh why did they have to cancel classes again this week? Is it because of a few measly feet of snow that falls? Don't they know that this will be two weeks in a row now that we won't have these once-a-week-meeting evening classes? Why did I have to drive all the way to Rockford last week only to find that they cancelled classes? Can you imagine the rush well have to endure now to fit everything in over the next several weeks to try to get back on schedule? Do you like sharp cheddar cheese?

[maestro8]

Do you like sharp cheddar cheese?
Has anyone been cut by said cheese? Exactly how do they sharpen cheddar?

[yoopers]

Will we really get the 18" of snow predicted for tonight and tomorrow?
Isn't it beautiful? Too bad we had to cancel classes, eh? Are we on our way to a full day of snow or what? Can there be anything more fun than family sledding? Wadda ya think, Baxter? Want to go romp in the fluffy white?

[yoopers]

Has anyone been cut by said cheese? Exactly how do they sharpen cheddar?
What makes sharp cheddar cheese sharp anyway?