who's line question game, for real?

[dan de man]

we're cool then right?

who uses the word pun in their daily vocabulary anyway?
how do i answer yes with out saying it ;)

[ivan]

By referring to it indirectly?

[Chexjc]

The stuff they told me not to smoke?

are you refering to marijuana? lol

[monkeyman]

how do i answer yes with out saying it ;)

For starters, should you use a question mark?

[ivan]

He should, shouldn't he?

[GILD]

Said who?

[monkeyman]

Aren't those the rules?

[ivan]

Who knows?

[GILD]

We've got rules now?

[ivan]

When is now?

[GILD]

Hasn't it passed already?

[ivan]

Can it ever pass?

[yoopers]

In spite of the fact that Guiness does not have a category for long questions, could this (http://blog.nam.org/archives/2005/09/senator_kennedy_2.php) actually be the world's longest?

[tomblackwood]

How often does this thread drop to Page 4? Yoopers, shouldn't you be paying closer attention?

[yoopers]

How often does this thread drop to Page 4? Yoopers, shouldn't you be paying closer attention?
Who is this guy, Closer Attention, that I'm supposed to be paying off?

[monkeyman]

Why am I still awake?

[ivan]

Should I have a breakfast?

[tomblackwood]

Should I have a breakfast?
Does breakfast in Cyprus include boiled tomatoes and baked beans like it does in England?

[ivan]

Does it not depend on who's making it?

[Hazmat]

I remember the last time i was in Cyprus seeming as there is Greek cypriot australian blood running through my veins. I'd wake up and people would be drinking ouzo (even though i couldn't touch the stuff) and there would be alot of coffee and greek food on the table. Also if you didn't eat it all your food up. My aunty would say stuff like "Look at you, eat me more please" and if you didn't. She'd scream her head off sometimes. But it's all good. I'm a greek cypriot australian after all and there's nothing wrong with that. :) :D :D :D :D :D :)

[ivan]

I remember the last time i was in Cyprus seeming as there is Greek cypriot australian blood running through my veins. I'd wake up and people would be drinking ouzo (even though i couldn't touch the stuff) and there would be alot of coffee and greek food on the table. Also if you didn't eat it all your food up. My aunty would say stuff like "Look at you, eat me more please" and if you didn't. She'd scream her head off sometimes. But it's all good. I'm a greek cypriot australian after all and there's nothing wrong with that. :) :D :D :D :D :D :)

Halt?!! http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

[ivan]

what's wrong ivan. BTW love the emoticon

Again? http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666
Is this not the thread where you can only communicate by asking questions? Did you just not break the rule twice in a row?

[Hazmat]

Whoops i apoligise deeply

[tomblackwood]

Again? http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666
Is this not the thread where you can only communicate by asking questions? Did you just not break the rule twice in a row?
The Hazmat post never happened...it was a figment.

[ivan]

Whoops i apoligise deeply
Think quick? http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

Am I bad person for enjoing this?

[yoopers]

alot
?

[UniBrier]

Think quick?Is that the same as "Think fast"?

What is your TPM (Thoughts Per Minute) when you Think Fast?

[Triball]

Mine is 10, isn't it?

[ivan]

Should I say that sometimes it's too high for my own good?

[GILD]

You or your thoughts?

[ivan]

Both?

[UniBrier]

If a person who uses their left and right hands equally is ambidextrous, what do you call someone who can use their left and right brain equally?

[ivan]

Do left and right hemispheres of the brain have functions which you could compare to say that they function equally? Should I say it's like comparing a rabbit to an umbrella?

[Dumpweed]

Did I post in here so i wouldn't feel left out, or cause i'm a cool like all of you?

[ivan]

Shouldn't you tell us?

[Dumpweed]

wheres the fun in that then?

[ivan]

Well, where do you remember seeing it last? Do you think some of your friends or relatives might have taken it as a joke?

[Dumpweed]

do i have friend or relatives, why can't i remember?

[ivan]

Shouldn't you ask yourself that and tell us what you answered?

[monkeyman]

If a person who uses their left and right hands equally is ambidextrous, what do you call someone who can use their left and right brain equally?

Did you know that that's pretty much everyone? Did you know that the popular left brain-right brain myth is just that, a myth?

[spazdude222]

Did you know that that's pretty much everyone? Did you know that the popular left brain-right brain myth is just that, a myth?Is it really? Hmmm...had i heard that somewhere?

[monkeyman]

Is it really? Hmmm...had i heard that somewhere?

Is that one of the few things Mrs Foster actually taught?

[GILD]

If it wasn't actually a myth, why was it called a myth?

[UniBrier]

Myth? Isn't that what children used to call my wife before she was married (after which she was called mythez)?

Since ambi-dextrous means you're right-handed in both hands, if you're equally brained would you then be ambi-right-brained or simply ambi-cerebral?

[GILD]

Myth? Isn't that what children used to call my wife before she was married?
Didn't they call her 'mule'?

[Borgschulze]

Didn't they call her 'mule'?
I thought it was "Mulch"?

[Chexjc]

Myth? Isn't that what children used to call my wife before she was married (after which she was called mythez)?

Since ambi-dextrous means you're right-handed in both hands, if you're equally brained would you then be ambi-right-brained or simply ambi-cerebral?


Did that take a long time to think out?

[Borgschulze]

Did that take a long time to think out?
Did that not take a long time to out think?

[Dumpweed]

did u guys mean to make ur questions boring, so i could write this?

[Borgschulze]

did u guys mean to make ur questions boring, so i could write this?
Are you just a boring person?

[Chexjc]

What exactly makes a question "boring?"
Can you define "boring?"

[ivan]

Should I suggest myself as an illustration for whatever definition someone's going to come up with? Also, would Ivan-like be a good synonim of boring?

[Dumpweed]

Should I suggest myself as an illustration for whatever definition someone's going to come up with? Also, would Ivan-like be a good synonim of boring?
Has Ivan been a good synonim for anything else then boring?

[Chexjc]

What about gay? :D

[Borgschulze]

What about gay? :D
Is Ivan a happy person?

[Chexjc]

Is Ivan a happy person?

or did i mean that in a different context?

Is Ivan attracted to the same sex?

of course, theres nothing wrong with that right?

[Dumpweed]

Is this pick on Ivan now thread?

[tomtrevor]

wouldn't it be weird if it was?

[Dumpweed]

wouldn't it be sweet if all unicycle and unicycle part were 50% cheaper?

[tomtrevor]

wouldn't it be awesome if they were free?

[Dumpweed]

wouldn't it be lovely if u gave me yours?

[tomtrevor]

wouldn't you like that?

[Dumpweed]

wouldn't i like alot of things, but will i get them?

[tomblackwood]

wouldn't i like alot of things, but will i get them?
Isn't "alot" actually supposed to be two words, as in "a lot"? Am I the only one that wishes we hadn't chased Miss Ayelery out of this thread?

[Chexjc]

Isn't "alot" actually supposed to be two words, as in "a lot"? Am I the only one that wishes we hadn't chased Miss Ayelery out of this thread?

What are you the the teacher?

[tomblackwood]

What are you the the teacher?
Would I be more employable as a stutter therapist?

[UniBrier]

Didn't they call her 'mule'?Aren't you confusing me with my spouse? Wasn't it she that married the Ass?
Would I be more employable as a stutter therapist?Can you fix this stutter?: "Why don't you all f-f-f-fade away?"

[GILD]

Isn't a myth as good as a mule?

[ivan]

Can someone please explain what's going on?

[Chexjc]

are we having two conversations at once? Can we agree upon one? What is all this talk about a mule?

[Dumpweed]

Did you not read any of the other pages, or do you expect someone to just tell you everything?

[Chexjc]

You really think i'd be that inconsiderate?

[Dumpweed]

Can't we all be that inconsiderate at times?

[Chexjc]

Can you forgive me?

[Dumpweed]

how can i not forgive you ?

[tobbogonist]

should i start up an answers thread where one can only post in answers?

[fleshner]

Should you stop talking?

[Dumpweed]

should we listen to you?

[tobbogonist]

Should you stop talking?

No

[justin]

did you just ruin the whole page?

[monkeyman]

No
Oh Bruce, where are you?

[justin]

is it annoying when people think they're joking about being mean and sarcastic and they get on your nerves even though they tell you theyre joking?

[Dumpweed]

No
should we even be writing like this if someone already messed up the thread?

[monkeyman]

is it annoying when people think they're joking about being mean and sarcastic and they get on your nerves even though they tell you theyre joking?
Since annoying-ness is completely subjective, would it be pointless of me to tell you that I think you may be overreacting?

[yoopers]

No
Oh Bruce, where are you?
Oh where is my hairbrush?

[ivan]

What happened to this thread? Why is everyone so mean all of a sudden? Is it because it's Christmas?

[yoopers]

What happened to this thread? Why is everyone so mean all of a sudden? Is it because it's Christmas?
Is this better?

[ivan]

Is this better?
Did Yoopers just give me a yellow-red card for posting? Did I even brake any rules? See what I mean when I say people are mean?

[Dumpweed]

Christmas whats that?

[monkeyman]

Did Yoopers just give me a yellow-red card for posting? Did I even brake any rules? See what I mean when I say people are mean?

Did the rules slow down?

[yoopers]

Did Yoopers just give me a yellow-red card for posting? Did I even brake any rules? See what I mean when I say people are mean?
Wasn't that more of a happy face, somewhat like getting a smiley sticker on your paper in school?

[UniBrier]

Yellow cards? What's with all the Christmas cards lately?


(And, Why am I still not getting the Mule pun?)

[Chexjc]

lol, is that a smiley face? Does that mean a penalty for being too friendly?

[monkeyman]

lol, is that a smiley face? Does that mean a penalty for being too friendly?

Que estas fumando?

[Chexjc]

Come se dice fumando en ingles? Eres un maestro de espanol?

[monkeyman]

Come se dice fumando en ingles? Eres un maestro de espanol?

Un maestro cuando tengo 16 anos? No sabes fumando significa "smoking"?

Sabes estoy chistando, si?

[Chexjc]

Un maestro cuando tengo 16 anos? No sabes fumando significa "smoking"?

Sabes estoy chistando, si?

¿Que? ¿Quieres hablar ingles por favor?

sin embargo, cual es el significado del chistando?

[tomblackwood]

Why am I still not getting the Mule pun?
Is it reasonable to expect GILD to explain himself? And since he's in the southern hemisphere, will his circular logic run counter-clockwise?

[JJtheunicycle]

Since annoying-ness is completely subjective, would it be pointless of me to tell you that I think you may be overreacting?
i wasnt talking about any certain posts, was i? or was i talking about a certain user in general?

[James_Potter]

Were you talking about me?

[tomblackwood]

Were you talking about me?
Wouldn't it be more appropriate for your avatar to have a question mark in this thread, rather than an exclamation point?

[JJtheunicycle]

Were you talking about me?
was i? (no i wasnt?) was i talking about monkeyman?

[James_Potter]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for your avatar to have a question mark in this thread, rather than an exclamation point?
Do avatars count in this thread?
What about signatures?

[yoopers]

Do avatars count in this thread?
What about signatures?
Would you believe that the original instructions (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1) only talk about replys?

[monkeyman]

¿Que? ¿Quieres hablar ingles por favor?

sin embargo, cual es el significado del chistando?
Por que hablaria en ingles? Esto es muy divertido, no?

[Chexjc]

Por que hablaria en ingles? Esto es muy divertido, no?


lol si, pero yo solo conozco un cantidad (is that correct?) pequeno del espanol, vea? ¿Cuantos anos tiene? ¿Eres muy intelligente con la idioma, si?
¿usted piensa los unicyclists nos entiende? <--(did you figure i used the help of a translator on that last sentence?)...(Does it make sense?)

[Dumpweed]

Would you believe that the original instructions (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1) only talk about replys?
Would i believe, or should i believe it was only talking about replys?

[cowsrutterlysexy]

why is every1 talking in espanol?

Would i believe, or should i believe it was only talking about replys?

why would everyone that posted on this thread change thie avatar/signature to make it a question? Wouldn't that be stupid?

[monkeyman]

lol si, pero yo solo conozco un cantidad (is that correct?) pequeno del espanol, vea? ¿Cuantos anos tiene? ¿Eres muy intelligente con la idioma, si?
¿usted piensa los unicyclists nos entiende? <--(did you figure i used the help of a translator on that last sentence?)...(Does it make sense?)

Que traductor usas? Sabes que usa personas* differentes? Puedes ver mi edad debajo de mi nombre?

*Comprendes? Hace un ejemplo bueno sea "I", "you", "we", etc.?

[monkeyman]

why is every1 talking in espanol?

Por que no?

[monkeyman]

i wasnt talking about any certain posts, was i? or was i talking about a certain user in general?
Were you talking about me?

:(

[James_Potter]

Would you believe that the original instructions (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1) only talk about replys?
Then why did tomblackwood tell me my avatar broke the rules?
Isn't he smarter than that?

[spazdude222]

why is every1 talking in espanol?

Would i believe, or should i believe it was only talking about replys?

why would everyone that posted on this thread change thie avatar/signature to make it a question? Wouldn't that be stupid?
why are you not talking in espanol?

[ivan]

Shouldn't you all go out and learn a proper language like russian?

[monkeyman]

Wheresh thu vodka, guysssh?

[Chexjc]

Que traductor usas? Sabes que usa personas* differentes? Puedes ver mi edad debajo de mi nombre?

*Comprendes? Hace un ejemplo bueno sea "I", "you", "we", etc.?

conoces dictionary.com/translator? ohhh personas differentes = anyone? estas un pregunta? --> "Hace un ejemplo bueno sea "I", "you", "we", etc."

Nosotros hablamos sin un pregunta en espanol? Do the rules suggest anything about languages?

Is it alright if use mostly my knowledge of spanish and then a little help from a translator? what does edad mean?

[monkeyman]

El traductor no te dices que "edad" significa "age"? Has realizado que no puedo usar acentos? Sabes escribir acentos en una computadora sin un "number pad"?

Do the rules suggest anything about languages?


Quizas me olvida signo de interrogacion? :o

[ivan]

Are you guys gonna keep talking in spanish here? Shouldn't it be considered rude towards non-spanish speaking members?

[GILD]

Is there anybody else who doesn't get the 'myth is as good as a mule' crack?

[ivan]

Should I raise my hand if I don't?

[monkeyman]

Is there anybody else who doesn't get the 'myth is as good as a mule' crack?
Que?

[tomblackwood]

Then why did tomblackwood tell me my avatar broke the rules?
Did I really tell you it broke the rules, or was I just asking a rhetorical question?

[ivan]

Do you have a skype account, monkeyman?

[Chexjc]

El traductor no te dices que "edad" significa "age"? Has realizado que no puedo usar acentos? Sabes escribir acentos en una computadora sin un "number pad"?



Quizas me olvida signo de interrogacion? :o


lol, would you believe i didn't use the translator at all in my last post or in understanding yours? Hay un "website" con las instruciones escribir acentos con un computadora sin un "pad" del numeros?

[monkeyman]

Do you have a skype account, monkeyman?
Que es "skype"?

Hay un "website" con las instruciones para escribir acentos con un computadora sin un "pad" del numeros?

Sabes que esto computadora no tiene un "number pad"?

[ivan]

Que es "skype"?

Can monkeys speak?

[monkeyman]

You ever heard a howler monkey?

[ivan]

How would I know if I have?

[tomblackwood]

How would I know if I have?
Wouldn't their howls be forever burned into your memory?

[Chexjc]

Que es "skype"?



Sabes que esto computadora no tiene un "number pad"?

No hay un "number pad"? Esta loco, no? Esta un "laptop?"

[tomblackwood]

Should I ride in the rain today, or go to the gym instead?

[monkeyman]

Isn't that obvious?

[yoopers]

Should I ride in the rain today, or go to the gym instead?
How about ride in the rain to the gym?

[monkeyman]

Or better yet, why not ride in the gym?

[UniBrier]

Is there anybody else who doesn't get the 'myth is as good as a mule' crack?Is it fair to say the crack was understood but the initial "mule" association was a mystery? Anybody elses brain running slower due to Holiday stress?Or better yet, why not ride in the gym?How can we ride in our gym when it is closed for the Holidays?

[benjaug]

I don't think you can, am I wrong?

[monkeyman]

How can we ride in our gym when it is closed for the Holidays?

Haven't you ever heard of breaking and entering? Yeah, I bet you feel pretty stupid for not thinking of that, eh? :D

[Chexjc]

Do you own a raincoat?

[GILD]

Didn't they call her 'mule'?
Wasn't that the first instance of trying to equate 'myth' to 'mule' in order to set up the lame joke for later use?

[UniBrier]

Don't they shoot lame mules?

[benjaug]

Aren't mules mean?

[maximus unius]

Aren't you mean?

[monkeyman]

What do you mean?

[maximus unius]

I thought I meant that Benjaug is mean, or is it just me thats mean?

[monkeyman]

Like the average?

[tomblackwood]

Don't they shoot lame mules?
Jane Fonda does, doesn't she?

[GILD]

Don't they shoot lame mules?
Isn't that just a myth?

[GILD]

Jane Fonda does, doesn't she?
Did you see that comment go completely over my head?

[UniBrier]

Been to a dance marathon lately?

[GILD]

Do I look like the dancey type?

[tomblackwood]

Did you see that comment go completely over my head?
It didn't go over Unibrier's head, did it? Does this clue (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065088/) help at all?

And will you thank me for introducing you to IMDb, one of my favorite internet sites ever? Or will I be found presumptious in thinking you might not be aware of it?

Steve, is this too many questions for one post again?

[GILD]

And will you thank me for introducing you to IMDb, one of my favorite internet sites ever? Or will I be found presumptious in thinking you might not be aware of it?
Do you have the membership card?

[UniBrier]

Steve, is this too many questions for one post again?Have I not succumbed (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=685863&postcount=2885) to the will of the masses with multiple questions and quoting prior posts? Can one really control anything in JC? Should we start a "pure" Who's Line Question Game thread where one can only reply in a direct response to the last question with only one new question?

[monkeyman]

What do you mean? Like this?

[JJtheunicycle]

hey alex, how many kids with ADD to change a lightbulb?

[monkeyman]

You see that shiny thing over there?

[JJtheunicycle]

did i just get owned? but was i going to say "lets go ride bikes"?

[monkeyman]

Why a bike?

[JJtheunicycle]

why a shiny....OH OH OH did you se that pink car?

[mycatisonfire]

What pink car??

[JJtheunicycle]

did you see that pink hair?

[spazdude222]

did you see that pink hair?
what pink hair?

[JJtheunicycle]

does mycatisonfire have pink hair?

[spazdude222]

does mycatisonfire have pink hair?
how should i know?

[tomblackwood]

Shouldn't Billy be including this thread in the "Best Threads of 2006" nominations?

[monkeyman]

Wasn't this started in '05?

[spazdude222]

How would i know?

[monkeyman]

Couldn't you just check the date (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1)?

[spazdude222]

Couldn't you just check the date (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1)?
Couldn't you? Why would I if you obviously did?

[tomblackwood]

Does it really matter if it was started in 2005? Billy's thread title didn't say "Best threads STARTED in 2006", did it? Isn't a long-running, classic thread such as this worthy of recognition in any year?

[spazdude222]

Does it really matter if it was started in 2005? Billy's thread title didn't say "Best threads STARTED in 2006", did it? Isn't a long-running, classic thread such as this worthy of recognition in any year?
Does anyone else see the logic presented here?

[UniBrier]

Best thread? Isn't it nominations for best post(s) of 2006?

[spazdude222]

Best thread? Isn't it nominations for best post(s) of 2006?
Isn't this logical too?

[UniBrier]

Logical or factual?

[spazdude222]

Logical or factual?
you posted it...shouldn't you know?

[UniBrier]

Who said I didn't know? Did you come here for an arguement?

[monkeyman]

Do you unicycle for Christ?

[UniBrier]

Did you come here for an arguement?

[monkeyman]

Isn't that question a paradox? Isn't there no right answer? The true answer is no, but if I answer no, wouldn't that be kind of like arguing with you? Or at least, wouldn't it be not-agreeing? But if I answer yes, wouldn't I be agreeing with you, stopping in argument in its early stages?

[UniBrier]

Have you seen (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-572077907195969915) the Monty Python argument sketch (http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm)?

[ivan]

Can a question be a paradox?

[ivan]

Have you seen (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-572077907195969915) the Monty Python argument sketch (http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm)?
Isn't that one of the best Monty Python sketches I've ever seen?

[monkeyman]

Have you seen (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-572077907195969915) the Monty Python argument sketch (http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm)?

How did you know that I had never seen that?

[spazdude222]

How did you know that I had never seen that?
Lucky guess?

[monkeyman]

Now now, is that really a question?

[Rutabaga]

If I resurrect enough of the "___ for Christ" threads, is there any chance I can become saved in His eyes? Will people believe there is a higher purpose for my actions?

[spazdude222]

Now now, is that really a question?
Is it?

[ivan]

If I resurrect enough of the "___ for Christ" threads, is there any chance I can become saved in His eyes? Will people believe there is a higher purpose for my actions?
Isn't religion about living a good life, as opposed to making others believe that you live a good life?

[yoopers]

If I resurrect enough of the "___ for Christ" threads, is there any chance I can become saved in His eyes? Will people believe there is a higher purpose for my actions?
No, but how does the phrase "banned for being annoying" fit around you? :) ?

[UniBrier]

If someone is ban (http://products.peapod.com/2466.html)ned for life, would they still stink?

[spazdude222]

If someone is ban (http://products.peapod.com/2466.html)ned for life, would they still stink?
Would you beleive that my older sister used to sit in from tof the mirror in our bathroom and pretend to do Ban comercials?
Am I allowed to pagedance here since I want to so very badly?

[Rutabaga]

No, but how does the phrase "banned for being annoying" fit around you?
Isn't your reply heading squarely into "pot calling the kettle black" territory?

[tobbogonist]

do pots have the ability to talk to kettles, let alone any other commonly found kitchen appliance?

[spazdude222]

Have you ever heard a pot talk to any kitchen appliances?

[GILD]

Isn't your reply heading squarely into "pot calling the kettle black" territory?
How dare you?

[ivan]

How dare who?

[GILD]

Who wins?

[ivan]

Who doesn't?

[mycatisonfire]

Why not?...

[monkeyman]

Am I allowed to pagedance here since I want to so very badly?

Don't you know that's only for MR?

[GILD]

Are you going to begrudge the man a pagedance Alex?

[monkeyman]

Doesn't it cheapen it if it's not for MR?

Does anyone else wake up early the day before school starts again to get used to it?

Doesn't it suck?

[ivan]

Did I not wake up today to go to school only to find out that it's a study day today once I got there?

[tomblackwood]

Did I not wake up today to go to school only to find out that it's a study day today once I got there?
Wouldn't your question be improved by removing the second "today"? Should the original question be submitted to the Department of Redundancy Department for a more thorough review?

[habbywall]

When was the last time I was in here?

[ivan]

Who knows?

[benjaug]

I am not entirely sure, who does know?

[tomblackwood]

I am not entirely sure, who does know?
Who does know? Isn't it "who's on first" and "Aye does know's on third"?

[ivan]

Who should be destroyed?

[monkeyman]

Should Cyprus?

[ivan]

Shall I finish the question for you? Should Cyprus destroy Monkeyman?

[monkeyman]

Wouldn't that be some kind of animal rights violation?

Wait, did I just start preaching animal rights?

[ivan]

Why can't I see any fresh posts in this thread?

[tobbogonist]

because it is too hard?

[ivan]

Too hard to see?

[spazdude222]

Too hard to see?
Or too har physically?

[Just Jake]

are you threatening me?

[monkeyman]

What?

[Jerrick]

Is this worth it?

[GILD]

Or too har physically?
Di you mean to say 'hard' or 'phar'?

[James_Potter]

Di you mean to say 'hard' or 'phar'?
If he meant 'phar' wouldn't he have spelled it with an f?
Or is he just being phat?

[tobbogonist]

is there no end?

[monkeyman]

Why does this keep dying?

[Hazmat]

Why did the last page make no sense. Is it me?? :confused:

[dudewithasock]

are you threatening me?

Why did nobody else get this joke? Am I the only one?

[Hazmat]

Why did nobody else get this joke? Am I the only one?
Maybe people don't have a weird sense of humour like me and you and some others. :D :D :D

[monkeyman]

Di you mean to say 'hard' or 'phar'?

Did you mean to say 'did' or 'dib'?

[GILD]

Are you suggesting I only used half a word?

[Jerrick]

Are you suggesting I only used half a word?

Wh?

[ivan]

Whe?

[GILD]

Wasn't that Jerrick's jo?

[monkeyman]

Are we gonna talk like this foreve?

[GILD]

Are we gonna talk like this foreve?
Wouldn't that be half fun?

[monkeyman]

Did you leave out a letter?

[GILD]

Are you asking me to spoil my own joke by explaining it?

[monkeyman]

How about you just call me stupid, and we be done with it?

:o

[GILD]

Do you enjoy being insulted?

[Hazmat]

Do you enjoy being insulted?
I think it depends on how they tell you. Are their insults serious or sarcastic. :D :D

[GILD]

Bruce, do you want to take this one?

[UniBrier]

Bruce? Where are you?

[ivan]

Has anyone seen him lately? Is he working as an undercover agent in Mexico by any chance?

[monkeyman]

Smuggling ethanol, perhaps?

[GILD]

Would Bruce ever break the law?

[maximus unius]

Why not?

[tomblackwood]

Bruce, do you want to take this one?
Does it have to be Bruce, or can other "who's line" old timers jump in?

[ivan]

Who's there to stop them?

[GILD]

Does it have to be Bruce, or can other "who's line" old timers jump in?
Do you have your card ready?

[this end up]

does it matter? or is it vital to their existence?

[yoopers]

Hello?

[ivan]

Did I hear something?