who's line question game, for real?

[GILD]

Isn't it better to receive than to give anyway?

[ivan]

Ivan, do you ever feel like you're just talking to yourself?
Is there anyone else to talk to besides Ivan?

[Dave Coleman]

Is there me?

[ivan]

Are you Ivan?

[Dave Coleman]

Do i really need to answer that?

[ivan]

Do we ever have to answer anything? Isn't the world just a projection of our something on something else that we think is actually some other something?

[Dave Coleman]

I dont know, is it?

[ivan]

Wasn't Iride gonna check it and tell us? I don't think he did, did he?

[Dave Coleman]

Shall we do it ourselves? Actually, do you even remember what we're checking out? Is it worth it?

[ivan]

Wasn't he gonna check it if it was all in the mind? What's worth and how do you measure it?

[Dave Coleman]

I dont think he ended up checking, did he?

[ivan]

Isn't he closer to you than me? If they drilled a hole through the centre of the Earth, would you jump in?

[monkeyman]

Dave?

[yoopers]

I've given up on this thread for the most part because how can I keep up with all the turbo posting? Isn't it just too much time involved anymore just to sort through pages of chit chat posts?

[GILD]

Dave?
Did someone call?

[ivan]

Is it gonna rain again? And if it will, will we have cricket?

[Dave Coleman]

Is there any way we can return this thread to its former state, yoopers? Can it be redeemed?

[monkeyman]

Isn't it the Aussies fault?

[iridemymuni]

Isn't it the Aussies fault?

does anybody else think i could crap out a better joke than that?





( :p hehe )

[monkeyman]

does anybody else think i could crap out a better joke than that?


I was joking?

[iridemymuni]

I was joking?

anybody was laughing?

[monkeyman]

anybody was laughing?

Is it not the Australians who are the worst participators in turbo-posting?

Am I leaving now?

[iridemymuni]

Is it not the Australians who are the worst participators in turbo-posting?

Am I leaving now?

is it not the americans that are the worst when it comes te valueing human life?

are you leaving now?

[Dave Coleman]

Is Ivan Australian? Is he not in the thick of the turbo-posting? Isnt he Cyprian, or however you say it?

[iridemymuni]

Is Ivan Australian? Is he not in the thick of the turbo-posting? Isnt he Cyprian, or however you say it?

isn't he just?

[Dave Coleman]

I dont think the Australians are that bad a lot, do you?

[monkeyman]

You really wanna ask me that?

[Dave Coleman]

Haha... should we let that question go un-asked?

[monkeyman]

Do you feel lucky?

Well...do you...punk?

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7222/untitledjg4.jpg

[Chexjc]

what do you mean by lucky?

[Dave Coleman]

Does even he know?

[monkeyman]

...are y'all not getting this?

Please tell me at least Bruce or Tom get it...guys?

[Dave Coleman]

Who is the person holding the gun?

[monkeyman]

Did anyone just hear me fall out of my chair?

[Dave Coleman]

Are you ok?




:D

[yoopers]

Did you get a 'glint' off the gun? Only in the 'east would' you get such a glint, right?

[Dave Coleman]

Oh, is it Clint Eastwood then?

[UniBrier]

Which one is he: Buono, il brutto, or il cattivo?

[tomblackwood]

Which one is he: Buono, il brutto, or il cattivo?
Isn't he always good, until he gets pissed? And then, is there any word for what he becomes except Clint?

[GILD]

is there any word for what he becomes except Clint?
Chuck?

[ivan]

Is Ivan Australian? Is he not in the thick of the turbo-posting? Isnt he Cyprian, or however you say it?
Did someone say my name?

[UniBrier]

Is your name Clint?

[ivan]

What would you do if I said maybe?

[monkeyman]

Would you be lying?

[benjaug]

He could be, couldn't he?

[GILD]

He could be, couldn't he?
Is that from the lyrics of a Sinatra song?

[ivan]

Is Sinatra an internationally recognised officially appointed post?

[GILD]

Isn't he The Chairman of the Board?

[yoopers]

Isn't he The Chairman of the Board?
Isn't he dead?

[ivan]

Has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything?

[yoopers]

Has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything?
Boy, isn't that the truth?

[ivan]

Am I still a boy? Should I reconsider my self-identification as adolescent?

[yoopers]

Am I still a boy? Should I reconsider my self-identification as adolescent?
I'm sorry, is that American-speak only? Can you consider it simply a non-descript sentence salutation?

[ivan]

Do I not use it on a daily basis when I say 'Boy, oh boy'? Was I not simply teasing you?

[yoopers]

Do I not use it on a daily basis when I say 'Boy, oh boy'? Was I not simply teasing you?
Boy, don't I feel dumb? :)

[monkeyman]

Has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything?
Has it stopped Elvis?

[yoopers]

Has it stopped Elvis?
Isn't he dead?

[monkeyman]

Don't you read WWN?

[ivan]

Do I even know what WWN is?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it Weekly World News?

[ivan]

Could it be?

[monkeyman]

Is it Weekly World News?

How'd you know?

[Chexjc]

where can i find that?

[monkeyman]

where can i find that?

You know those sections in grocery stores next to the Deli?

[Chexjc]

You know those sections in grocery stores next to the Deli?

is that where they sell cold cuts?

[monkeyman]

is that where they sell cold cuts?
You've noticed that whole "hard-to-say-yes-in-question-form" thing before, right?


But anyway, that's not where they sell them...I'm sure you've noticed the magazine racks next to the cashiers, right?

[spazdude222]

isn't it cheatin got type a statment and add ", right?" at the end? Can't you use that to make any statement a question?

[monkeyman]

Well how else would you make "Sam is an idiot" a question?

When are you gonna get to the dance?

[Chexjc]

how would you go about responding w/ a "yes" in question form?

what would you do if i responded without a question?

would that be the end of this thread?

why are you getting all defesive that i have difficulty in responding w/ a "yes"?

why would you ask me a yes or no question regarding the fact that i have difficulty in responding w/ a yes or no?

you know i'm joking w/ you right?

who doesn't know how to respond in the yes or no context?

[spazdude222]

Well how else would you make "Sam is an idiot" a question?

When are you gonna get to the dance?
shouldn't you ask daniel since he's my ride?

[Chexjc]

mind if i carpool with you guys?

[GILD]

Do we have space for another?

[ivan]

Isn't space endless?

[Dave Coleman]

Have you ever tried to think of eternity?

[GILD]

Have you ever tried to think of eternity?
Would you believe that I've done it twice?

[Dave Coleman]

Isn't it trippy?

[GILD]

How do you know what 'trippy' is?

[Dave Coleman]

I took a wild guess?

[Chexjc]

is ^^that really a question?

[yoopers]

Is Longneck a new fitting nickname for Saddam?

[Chexjc]

are you trying to change the subject?

[ivan]

What's the subject, anyway?

[Chexjc]

who cares?

how about the weather lately?

[ivan]

Would cold and wet be the right words for it?

[Chexjc]

wouldn't that depend on where you are from?

Where are you from anyways?

[ivan]

Am I not from Mother Russia?

[monkeyman]

Is Longneck a new fitting nickname for Saddam?

Do you agree with hanging him?

[Chexjc]

Does anyone not agree?

[ivan]

Should I say that I'm ambivalent?

[Chexjc]

well are you?

[tomblackwood]

Does anyone not agree?
Aren't there two questions? Couldn't you agree with the "whether to" question and still disagree with the "how"?

[Chexjc]

You guys think he's right?

[ivan]

Do I have to think for somebody to be right?

[Chexjc]

who cares?

anyone go unicycling today?

[GILD]

Is Longneck a new fitting nickname for Saddam?
Wasn't it going to be 'November Surprise'?

[Dave Coleman]

who cares?

anyone go unicycling today?

Does it count if it was only in my backyard?

[ivan]

Can it count, anyway?

[tobbogonist]

did i not fall in love with Muni Today?

[ivan]

Isn't the question whether muni fell in love with you?

[tobbogonist]

is love the right emotion for this situation?

[ivan]

What is right applied to love?

[yoopers]

Does sunshine on your shoulders make you happy?

Or does sunshine in your eyes make you cry?

[UniBrier]

Weren't you told that sunshine in your eyes can make you blind?

[monkeyman]

How much is that doggy in the window?

[yoopers]

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggily tail?

[monkeyman]

The one with the waggily tail?
Is he for sale?

[yoopers]

Is he for sale?
Is this him?

[monkeyman]

Actually, do you have anything like this?

http://nivel13.blogsome.com/images/ugly_dog_perro_feo_3.jpg

[Chexjc]

isn't he ^^ cute?

[Nabber]

Or is he ulgy?

[Chexjc]

are you blind?

[yoopers]

Isn't he unavailable to to a common affliction known as death?

[Chexjc]

he's dead?

[UniBrier]

Has (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42443) it already been almost a year since he (http://www.samugliestdog.com/) passed?

[Chexjc]

did you see they sell t-shirts?

[Nabber]

What sizes of T shirts do they carry?

[Chexjc]

what size do you need?

[Nabber]

what size does Tawl wear?

[unicyclops]

wasn't it an xl?

[GILD]

Is that XL?

[Chexjc]

Can you fit in a XXL?

[ivan]

Where do the Xs come from?

[Chexjc]

What exactly are you asking?

[unicyclops]

who cares?

[gordito8me]

do I care?

[Chexjc]

do you?

[unicyclops]

hoo likes indian food?

[mornish]

i dont' understand this thread...

[ivan]

i dont' understand this thread...

Aren't you in trouble for making a statement?

[Unicaw89]

Wow is this what you do in your spare time?

[ivan]

Would 'usually' be the right word to answer your question?

[yoopers]

Gobble, gobble?

[yoopers]

i dont' understand this thread...
.

[ivan]

Lack of understanding is severely punished in our society, is it not?

[Chexjc]

.

is that not the funniest thing you've seen in a while?

[benjaug]

I have seen funnier... or have I?

[Chexjc]

what kind of a question is that???

[ivan]

A rhetorical one?

[unicyclops]

this is an awkward thred, is it not?

[Chexjc]

can we stop with the fake statement questions?

[ivan]

Shouldn't we ask ourselves?

[monkeyman]

Didn't Plato say something like that? Or Santa, or somebody?

[benjaug]

He may have, or I could have said that- right?

[monkeyman]

He may have, or I could have said that- right?
What??

[GILD]

Didn't Plato say something like that? Or Santa, or somebody?
Is the unexamined life worth living now?

[benjaug]

Have any of my recent posts made sense?

[GILD]

Should I have one more drink?

[ivan]

Is anything stopping you?

[Chexjc]

whatcha drinking?

[ivan]

Whatcha saying?

[GILD]

Why do I have a hangover this morning?

[Chexjc]

is a hangover when you feel dizzy and nautious and theres that distinct taste of vomit in your mouth and you've got that migraine and it hurts to see? If i have these symptoms do i have a hang over?

[ivan]

Does hangover not also require drinking prior to the experience?

[GILD]

is a hangover when you feel dizzy and nautious and theres that distinct taste of vomit in your mouth and you've got that migraine and it hurts to see? If i have these symptoms do i have a hang over?
Either that or meningitis.

Or a really bad migraine.
They can do the vomitory thing as well.

[Chexjc]

Either that or meningitis.

Or a really bad migraine.
They can do the vomitory thing as well.

?!?!?!?!?!

(IS that a red flag?)

What if i drank excessive amounts of alcohol prior to these symptoms?

[GILD]

Was I posting in the wrong thread?

[iridemymuni]

Was I posting in the wrong thread?

yes?

[GILD]

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666
In my defence, may I mention that I was just trying to be helpfull?

[Chexjc]

isn't that obvious?

[GILD]

Is anything ever truly obvious?

[iridemymuni]

no?

[ivan]

Either that or meningitis.

Or a really bad migraine.
They can do the vomitory thing as well.
Can I believe what I see before me?
Did GILD the great warrior just get a red card? Where be Yoopers?

[yoopers]

Can I believe what I see before me?
Did GILD the great warrior just get a red card? Where be Yoopers?
Now isn't that a first, a self-directed red card? Shouldn't that appear more frequently in some of the matches I've seen?

[tomblackwood]

How did a quality thread like this make it all the way down to Page 3?

[yoopers]

Page 3? Isn't it on page 1?

[tomblackwood]

Was I posting in the wrong thread?
Is this really the place to be asking a question like that?

[monkeyman]

Isn't Turkey Day amazing?

[Chexjc]

Is anyone else hungary?

[monkeyman]

Is anyone else hungary?

Is anyone Hungary?

[ivan]

Is someone not?

[tomblackwood]

Is someone not?
Who remembers Wyoming Knott?

[GILD]

Can I post '768' in here?

[ivan]

Does the previous post answer your question?

[monkeyman]

Is someone not?
Is it possible to be a country?

[ivan]

Shouldn't you adress that question to France?

[monkeyman]

Doesn't it make me feel dumb that I meant to say "Is it possible for a person to be a country?"?

[tomblackwood]

Shouldn't you adress that question to France?
Would that also be an occassion for some low-grade taunting?

[ivan]

Am I not entirely confused?

[unicyclops]

who likes thai food?

[monkeyman]

Who doesn't?

[UniBrier]

Have you ever Thai'd one on? Is that how you get the Tyed-One-On flu?

[Rutabaga]

What's up, weasels?

[yoopers]

What's up, weasels?
Should I be concerned with what's up there?

[ivan]

How high is the sky?

[dan de man]

whoa am i seeing donkeys?
and how ired am i

[GILD]

whoa am i seeing donkeys?
and how ired am i

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

[Chexjc]

where'd you get that smiley face?

[ivan]

Isn't it more judgemental than smiley?

[Chexjc]

but aren't they referred to as "smileys"?

[ivan]

Isn't umpires more common in situations like this?

[Chexjc]

are you avoiding my questions?

[monkeyman]

Did y'all know it was icy in Texas today?

[yoopers]

Did y'all know it was icy in Texas today?
So which would be a better response, "Oh, icy" or "Oh, I see" or maybe
"O.I.C."?

[ivan]

are you avoiding my questions?
Why would I?

[monkeyman]

So which would be a better response, "Oh, icy" or "Oh, I see" or maybe
"O.I.C."?

Do you know who the real Miss A is?

[UniBrier]

Any clues here (http://www.missakit.com/)?

[Chexjc]

Why would I?

how should i know?

wanna be friends? lol

Are you allowed to say "lol" in this thread? ...or is that a form of a statement?

[ivan]

Aren't we all friends here?

[Chexjc]

what was i thinking?

you aren't upset with me are you?

[ivan]

Why would I be?

[Chexjc]

Was i jumping to conclusions?

[dan de man]

what is the pun with the title?

[monkeyman]

what is the pun with the title?

What?

[Chexjc]

what does pun mean?

[monkeyman]

You know what a dictionary is, correct?

[Chexjc]

Do you think i'm dumb?

Does "a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings" sound correct?

[monkeyman]

Do you think i'm dumb?

Did I say that? I believe a simple "no" works well here, right?

[Chexjc]

we're cool then right?

who uses the word pun in their daily vocabulary anyway?

[monkeyman]

we're cool then right?

who uses the word pun in their daily vocabulary anyway?

Er...were we ever not?

Have you seriously never heard the phrase "pun (http://www.jardmail.co.uk/puns/knowpun.shtml)intended"?

[Chexjc]

yea but can't a man be slightly unsure of the exact definition of a word?

[spazdude222]

yea but can't a man be slightly unsure of the exact definition of a word?
can't a man be slightly sure of the exact definition of a word?

[ivan]

Can a man be?

[monkeyman]

Can he 'not be' as well?

Is that question?

[Chexjc]

Can he 'not be' as well?

Is that question?

sure why not? :)

[ivan]

Has anyone here been to Croatia?

[leo_h]

Wheres that?

[Chexjc]

Is that a country in southeastern Europe?

[ivan]

Isn't that well located?

[GILD]

who uses the word pun in their daily vocabulary anyway?
Who doesn't?

[Chexjc]

Who doesn't?

can we get off that subject?

[ivan]

Should we try?

[Chexjc]

Should we try?

are you willing?

[GILD]

Why would we want to?

[Chexjc]

isn't it kinda dull?

should we talk about food or something?

Whats your favorite food?

[monkeyman]

Has anyone here been to Croatia?

Are you making up countries again?

Whats your favorite food?

Have youi ever had a pun? Did you know that they're like buns?



Wasn't that the worst pun ever?

[GILD]

Isn't a bun the lowest form of wheat?

[ivan]

Isn't a pun the lowest form of conversation?

[Chexjc]

anyone get any snow?

[ivan]

Does it ever snow here?

[yoopers]

Does 18" of snow last Friday count?

[ivan]

Can snow count?

[Chexjc]

Can YOU count?

[monkeyman]

Does it count if I could still see my grass?

[Chexjc]

..how long is your grass?

[monkeyman]

Does about 2 inches sound right?

[ivan]

Can inches sound?

[Chexjc]

Can inches sound?

huh?

Whens the last time you cut it?

[ivan]

Cut what?

[Chexjc]

What do you think?

ya know the green stuff that grows on your front lawn?

[ivan]

Do I even have a lawn?

[Chexjc]

do you?

[monkeyman]

Que el infierno esta pasando?

[spazdude222]

why are you using spanish?

[monkeyman]

Porque no?

[NimbusHookworm]

you dont like pork?

[tobbogonist]

i am really shit at this question thread? :(

[ivan]

Why would you say that?

[Chexjc]

i am really shit at this question thread? :(

are you emotionally unstable?

[monkeyman]

you dont like pork?

No habla Espanol? Vive in Texas, no?

[GILD]

ya know the green stuff that grows on your front lawn?
The stuff they told me not to smoke?