who's line question game, for real?

[tobbogonist]

how could i not?

[tomblackwood]

Does this thread read any differently from the Tokyo Airport? Would anyone know besides me?

[yoopers]

Does this thread read any differently from the Tokyo Airport? Would anyone know besides me?
Are you a little late for UNICON?

[monkeyman]

Alex, do you like my new "Reentry" avatar?

Would it make me a HUGE nerd to admit that the first thing I thought of was "Hey, a soccer ball would never make it through reentry"?

:(

Explain the history of intelligence testing in realation to psychology, outline both the nurture and nature side
can someone please write an essay answering that and pm it too me?

Are you in an English class?

[yoopers]

Would it make me a HUGE nerd to admit that the first thing I thought of was "Hey, a soccer ball would never make it through reentry"?
But isn't it not so much whether or not a soccer ball would make it through reentry as it is the ability to kick a ball hard enough to cause the possibility of reentry?

[monkeyman]

But isn't it not so much whether or not a soccer ball would make it through reentry as it is the ability to kick a ball hard enough to cause the possibility of reentry?

What if an astronaut threw* a soccerball at the Earth?


*Did you know it was space soccer, and he was the goalie?

[ice_cold_uni6]

What if an astronaut threw* a soccerball at the Earth?


*Did you know it was space soccer, and he was the goalie?
what if i got all geeky right now and explained that his hardest throw would hardly be enough to cancel out the centrifugal force of the ball as it orbitted earth at 17,000 mph, thereby it would probably stay in orbit?

[monkeyman]

what if i got all geeky right now and explained that his hardest throw would hardly be enough to cancel out the centrifugal force of the ball as it orbitted earth at 17,000 mph, thereby it would probably stay in orbit?

Shall I tell you that we haven't studied that in Physics yet?

[yoopers]

Shall I tell you that we haven't studied that in Physics yet?
Are you ready for a nap?

[toddw9]

you would rather nap than study physics? where's your sense of adventure?

[dan de man]

think think mine is in Idaho ,con some one confirm that?

[yoopers]

you would rather nap than study physics? where's your sense of adventure?
Let's see, do I recall adventure in my 8:00 a.m. Physics class during my freshman year? How about the time I wore a Groucho Marx to class on Halloween morning and made the professor jump when he walked in?

[habbywall]

Was my thread about to die?

[monkeyman]

Why was Bruce up at 5:21 in the morning if he's unemployed?

or have you found a job, and I'm just uninformed?

[yoopers]

Why was Bruce up at 5:21 in the morning if he's unemployed?

or have you found a job, and I'm just uninformed?
Hey, how about this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=597378&postcount=69) for an answer on employment?

As for the early morning, why couldn't I sleep last night and was up at 4:30 a.m.?

[monkeyman]

Hey, how about this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=597378&postcount=69) for an answer on employment?

As for the early morning, why couldn't I sleep last night and was up at 4:30 a.m.?

Since I dunno how to say this in a question form, That's great! Congratulations!

?

[yoopers]

Since I dunno how to say this in a question form, That's great! Congratulations!

?
Was that your one Get Out of Jail Free card I saw?

Thanks so much, but now we should probably get back to the regularly scheduled program, eh?

[timbob1907]

do we have to?

[UniBrier]

do you want to?

[GILD]

so gild, is it true that you operate the MR bar?
What are you having?

[monkeyman]

Was that your one Get Out of Jail Free card I saw?

Thanks so much, but now we should probably get back to the regularly scheduled program, eh?

How'd you guess?

http://www.adena.com/adena/mo/ccjail.jpg

[yoopers]

Alex, where'd your GOOJF picture go?

[ivan]

Is that a new avatar, Yoopers?

[jake_amos]

no its his old one you just see it different to everone else got it???

[ivan]

Got what?

[tobbogonist]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck is drunk?

[ivan]

Not too much?

[yoopers]

Is that a new avatar, Yoopers?
Do you like it? Very fashionable, eh?

[jake_amos]

did the youngings pick it so you could keep up with fashion???

[ivan]

Is it not very nice? Aren't footballs really cool?

[yoopers]

did the youngings pick it so you could keep up with fashion???
What? Are you insinuating that I'm not hip? Not with it? Not in tune?

[jake_amos]

What? Are you insinuating that I'm not hip? Not with it? Not in tune?
no of course not do you beleive i would insult the all mighter yoopers???

[tobbogonist]

is yoopers not the happeningest?

[yoopers]

Aw shucks, is my face turning red?

[tobbogonist]

is that because of to much meat?
or the compliments of great complimentry proportion?

[yoopers]

too much meat of great proportion?
When's dinner?

[ivan]

Is it not too early for dinner yet?

[monkeyman]

Alex, where'd your GOOJF picture go?

You can't see it?

Did you know that all this talk about meat makes me really want a nice steak?

[monkeyman]

You can't see it?

Did you know that all this talk about meat makes me really want a nice steak?

Who'd of guessed that there's chicken in the slow cooker?

[yoopers]

You can't see it?
Now why couldn't I see it before but now I can again?

[dan de man]

yoopers is your avattar the soccer ball veiwed from above?

[tomtrevor]

yoopers is your avattar the soccer ball veiwed from above?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt?????????????????????????

how do you view something sphereical from above?

[dan de man]

can t you see the fire eminatinf off the sides?

[tomtrevor]

well thats fair enough then, isnt it?

[dan de man]

I dont know lets ask yoopers?

[yoopers]

Or couldn't it be viewed as from underneath, you know, with the ball blazing directly for your noggin?

[yoopers]

Hey, what day is this?

[tomblackwood]

Hey, what day is this?
Here, or in Singapore?

[monkeyman]

Hey, what day is this?

Is today your first day? Or was that yesterday? Either way, how'd that go?

[yoopers]

Is today your first day? Or was that yesterday? Either way, how'd that go?
Can a job get any better than this? Could I have found a greater group of people to work with? Is this incredible or what? Have I been able to answer your question?

[tomblackwood]

Can a job get any better than this? Could I have found a greater group of people to work with? Is this incredible or what? Have I been able to answer your question?
Have you had time to snoop through the boss's desk drawers yet?

[GILD]

How's the coffee?

[yoopers]

Have you had time to snoop through the boss's desk drawers yet?
The boss has drawers?



How's the coffee?
If I remember right, wasn't that the very first question I asked in my interview?

[GILD]

Would you believe I've been on a coffee-fast since last Friday?

[yoopers]

Would you believe I've been on a coffee-fast since last Friday?
You? The Dave Walters we've all come to know and love is not taking a daily infuse of the greatest beverage on earth?

[GILD]

Who said:"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything"?

[yoopers]

Who said:"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything"?
Was that Elvis on drugs?

[GILD]

Isn't that a pretty nifty description?

[GILD]

Was Elvis ever off drugs?

[yoopers]

Was Elvis ever off drugs?
Is he off drugs now?

[GILD]

Would we be able to tell the difference?

[yoopers]

Am I slacking off at work yet by posting on the forums from my new computer (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=618338&postcount=93)?

[GILD]

Do you need a pic of Stonehenge taken during a lunar eclipse to use as backround at night?

[tomblackwood]

Was that Elvis on drugs?
Do you work in the Department of Redundancy Department?

[GILD]

Do you work in the Department of Redundancy Department?
Isn't that just the funniest thing I've heard all day?

[edsbelly]

Isn't that just the funniest thing I've heard all day?
I don't know, is it?

[yoopers]

Why is this thread developing into a list of redundant redundancies? If only for a brief moment, isn’t it absolutely essential that we all keep and maintain a certain degree of crystal clarity of our posts for the sake of the elderly senior citizens on our forums? But are we all not knowledgeable experts in our own behavioral traits and completely filled with personal opinions? I guess when I apply more of my own mental thoughts, I wonder, “How can we separate away from the grand past traditions of this safe sanctuary of our unicycle family?” Should we simply continue forward?

[dan de man]

did i lose?

[tomblackwood]

Why is this thread developing into a list of redundant redundancies? If only for a brief moment, isn’t it absolutely essential that we all keep and maintain a certain degree of crystal clarity of our posts for the sake of the elderly senior citizens on our forums? But are we all not knowledgeable experts in our own behavioral traits and completely filled with personal opinions? I guess when I apply more of my own mental thoughts, I wonder, “How can we separate away from the grand past traditions of this safe sanctuary of our unicycle family?” Should we simply continue forward?
What him say?

[monkeyman]

What?

[tomtrevor]

What?

huh?

[Miss Ayelery]

Why is the concept of Go Go Gophers so difficult for 16-year-olds to fathom? Is it possible that Network Television is asleep at the wheel? Does anyone love trash besides Oscar?

[ivan]

Did that dog eat your football, Yoopers?

[blackbike]

wtf is every1 talking about?

[yoopers]

Did that dog eat your football, Yoopers?
Have you seen ol' Bax lately? Let's see, how many soccer ball carcasses do I see in the back yard?

[ivan]

Is it not his revenge for you keeping him in that cage? ;)

[yoopers]

What him say?
How many redundancies do you count?

[yoopers]

Is it not his revenge for you keeping him in that cage? ;)
Is that not well retorted, sir? Can I help if the word 'touche' comes to mind?

[ivan]

Is that not well retorted, sir? Can I help if the word 'touche' comes to mind?
Did I not have to look up touche in Wikipedia?

[edsbelly]

Is anyone else confused now?

[ivan]

Is it not too much to ask?

[tomtrevor]

maybe, im asking you?

[ivan]

Or maybe not?

[tomtrevor]

im confused, are you?

[ivan]

Why should I be?

[tomtrevor]

why shouldnt you?

[ivan]

Why is it that why is the hardest question to answer?

[tomtrevor]

why not?

[ivan]

Not why, then?

[tomtrevor]

whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt??????

[ivan]

Wheeeeeeere?

[tomtrevor]

over there> here.

isnt that kinda weird?

[ivan]

Did you just make a statement?

[tomtrevor]

i really dont know?

do you think i did?

[ivan]

Isn't that a period? Shouldn't you watch out for Yoopers and GILD who will smite you dead if they see it?

[tomtrevor]

well lets get to the next page then shall we?

[ivan]

We should try that, shouldn't we?

[tomtrevor]

i think we should, is it a good idea?

[ivan]

Do I have a lot of time? Do I not want to unicycle before cricket?

[tomtrevor]

why not play unicycle cricket?

[ivan]

Did I not suggest this before - http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51649?

[tomtrevor]

how cool is that?

[ivan]

So where are you going to put your 4000th post?

[tomtrevor]

you will see, wont you?

have you ever played uni cricket before?

[ivan]

No, should I try bowling on my uni?

[tomblackwood]

Aren't the two of you cute together?

[yoopers]

Isn't that a period? Shouldn't you watch out for Yoopers and GILD who will smite you dead if they see it?
<sigh> Am I going to have to break out my new book?

[monkeyman]

Does anyone else just immediately skip to the end of the thread if you come upon one of the Aussie Postathons?

[this end up]

have you not heard that i have returned?

[fake teeth and glue]

returned to what?

[yoopers]

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again...eh?

[JJtheunicycle]

how come harper doesnt like MR?
why doesnt yoopers post in MR?
whats wrong with MR?
isnt MR the coolest?

[yoopers]

why doesnt yoopers post in MR?
Isn't there a list somewhere that says I posted once to MR?

[JJtheunicycle]

Isn't there a list somewhere that says I posted once to MR?
yes there is, do you know where it is?
why did i laugh when i saw you posted in mr? lol?

[JJtheunicycle]

dont you all think we should make polls just to upset harper? or do you think he might get mad?

[yoopers]

dont you all think we should make polls just to upset harper? or do you think he might get mad?
Didn't I see Harper on the show 'Heros' the other night?
Doesn't Harper have his finger on the pulse of nuclear energy?
Now, is it really a good idea to upset Sir Harper?

[tomblackwood]

Is the yoopers avatar schizophrenia after years of stability indicative of a deeper disturbance in the UP force?

And what's with that choice of avatar? Aren't there better ways to annoy Harper? Can't you just float another poll or something?

[yoopers]

Is the yoopers avatar schizophrenia after years of stability indicative of a deeper disturbance in the UP force?

And what's with that choice of avatar? Aren't there better ways to annoy Harper? Can't you just float another poll or something?
I won't add another poll, but how about a troll?

[GILD]

Who came up with the purple hair?

[yoopers]

Who came up with the purple hair?
Purple hair? What purple hair?

Isn't purple one of your favorite colors? Would you consider coloring your hair purple?

[Chexjc]

huh?

[GILD]

Purple hair? What purple hair?

Do you think I should wear a shower-cap when you see me bathing with my purple hair?

[ivan]

<sigh> Am I going to have to break out my new book?

Am I not too soft-hearted to referee?

[ivan]

Does anyone else just immediately skip to the end of the thread if you come upon one of the Aussie Postathons?

So, I'm an Aussie, all of a sudden, eh?

[UniBrier]

Isn't "eh" more Canadian?

[ivan]

Have I ever been to Canada?

[yoopers]

Do you think I should wear a shower-cap when you see me bathing with my purple hair?
Do I really want to see you bathing in the first place?

[UniBrier]

Does anyone else think "Pictures Please" is out of the question?

[ivan]

Do I ever think?

[yoopers]

Can 70,000,000 mosquitos still be wrong?

[ivan]

Who are we to say?

[GILD]

Do I really want to see you bathing in the first place?
Didn't I only want 2 one time see u laughing?

[yoopers]

Didn't I only want 2 one time see u laughing?
Will you be wearing a one or two piece bathing suit?

[UniBrier]

Is one good laugh now worth the expense of that indellible mental image retained over a lifetime?

[yoopers]

Do you think I should wear a shower-cap when you see me bathing with my purple hair?
Shouldn't you do whatever you can to protect your fine northern establishment?

[yoopers]

Bueno?

[monkeyman]

che?

[UniBrier]

Guevara?

[monkeyman]

Guevara?

Che?

Oh....did you I think I meant him?

I guess you don't know any Italian, huh?

[UniBrier]

uh....what made you think that I thought you meant him?:confused:


I guess you'll have to settle for my fluent Canadian, eh?

[ivan]

He-hey!?

[tomblackwood]

I guess you'll have to settle for my fluent Canadian, eh?
Boy howdy...have you ever noticed that in the hands of an amateur, those fake Canadian accents can get confused with the North Dakotan accent?

[yoopers]

Did the Dakotas steal the U.P. accent, too?

[monkeyman]

Is there anyone else out there who is REALLY bad at accents?

[UniBrier]

What do you get when you Connect The Dots (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/cgi-bin/Dots.cgi/unicycle)?

[this end up]

returned to what?
to unicyclist.com, don't you know it's the best unicycle forum in the world?

[Pebbles]

does anyone know what day it is?

[twerpy]

What do you get when you Connect The Dots (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/cgi-bin/Dots.cgi/unicycle)?
Is it just me or is that the most irritating connect the dots ever?

[monkeyman]

does anyone know what day it is?

Saturday?

[twerpy]

Can you get away with typing a normal sentance, i.e. not a question and just putting a question mark on the end?

[monkeyman]

Does the fact that no one's doing that answer your question?

[UniBrier]

Are you calling yourself no one?

[monkeyman]

What if I was?

Is thread nothing if not a huge collection of circular questions?

[UniBrier]

Are you saying "This thread is a huge collection of circular questions."?

[monkeyman]

Are you asking me what I'm saying about the state of questions in this thread?

[UniBrier]

Can't you tell?

[monkeyman]

Would I be asking this if I could?

[tomblackwood]

Are you saying "This thread is a huge collection of circular questions."?
Shouldn't that question mark be inside the quotation marks? Do you think Miss A would answer that question if we let her back into this thread?

[edsbelly]

It's possible, but what are the odds that she would?

[monkeyman]

Shouldn't that question mark be inside the quotation marks? Do you think Miss A would answer that question if we let her back into this thread?

But why would he do that? Was he not referring to a statement, that was properly punctuated, inside quotes? And then did he not have to put a ? at the end, if for no other reason than the rules of the thread?



Does anyone else really, really dislike English? :(

[UniBrier]

But why would he do that? Was he not referring to a statement, that was properly punctuated, inside quotes? And then did he not have to put a ? at the end, if for no other reason than the rules of the thread?Was he perhaps trying to trip up monkeyman by trying to get him to admit to making a statement?

Did monkeyman take the bait?

[yoopers]

Was he perhaps trying to trip up monkeyman by trying to get him to admit to making a statement?

Did monkeyman take the bait?
Was the bait bananas?

[monkeyman]

Was he perhaps trying to trip up monkeyman by trying to get him to admit to making a statement?

Did monkeyman take the bait?

Wait...what?


oh...don't you hate it when this happens? :(

[yoopers]

Is it really late Sunday night and do I really have to get up early and go to work in the morning? Where did the weekend go?

[monkeyman]

Anyone else feel that?

[GILD]

Anyone else feel that?
Feel what?

[GILD]

Feel what?
How predictable was that?

[tomblackwood]

How predictable was that?
You're asking me about predictability? Isn't that like asking a golf ball about love?

[monkeyman]

Feel what?
http://thumb.shutterstock.com/photos/display_pic_with_logo/131/131,1102024361,13.jpg

[ivan]

You're asking me about predictability? Isn't that like asking a golf ball about love?
Do you know that golf balls don't fly in inverted parabolas?

[yoopers]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
How can I forget my,
Feelings of love?

[yoopers]

Is there no love anymore? Has the world stopped spinning?

[Dave Coleman]

does it not always spin? Actually, if it stopped spinning suddenly would we all be flung to the side and die a terrible death?

[tomblackwood]

Do you know that golf balls don't fly in inverted parabolas?
Do golf balls really fly? Aren't they always just in one phase or another of falling?

[yoopers]

Do golf balls really fly? Aren't they always just in one phase or another of falling?
In the words of a great American, was it "falling with style"?

[UniBrier]

Is that one of those Great Americans that are made in China?

[yoopers]

Is that one of those Great Americans that are made in China?
The character was created in America but was the accompanying toy made in China? Should I ask our visitors next week when they arrive?

[ivan]

Where is China, anyway?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it where the Chinese live?

[UniBrier]

Is the China Cabinet a place for your plates or a political group?

[ivan]

Wouldn't your plates suffer damage if they were in the same place with a political group?

[Dave Coleman]

Wouldnt it depend on whether or not the political group felt the need to madly hurl the plates at one another?

[ivan]

Would this mean they'd have to adjourn when they ran out of plates?

[Dave Coleman]

Would they then perhaps resort to hurling their associates?

[ivan]

Isn't that against the house rules?

[Dave Coleman]

Are rules made to be broken?

[ivan]

How would I know?

[Dave Coleman]

Are we illegally turbo posting?

[ivan]

Whom do you refer to when you say we?

[Dave Coleman]

Am I not referring to none other than your good self?

[ivan]

Do you mean to say that you say we when talking about me? Would you not have to include yourself as well? Or am I just being scrupulous and irritating? Do you even have to answer that?

[Dave Coleman]

I dont think so... do you think i ought to?

[ivan]

Isn't that entirely up to you?

[Dave Coleman]

Are these 'yes or no' questions not very difficult to answer under these conditions?

[ivan]

What conditions are you referring to?

[Dave Coleman]

The condition placed apon us by habby, specifying that none shall utter a word without it being in the form of a question, making difficult the task of answering with a yes or no - you see what i mean?

[ivan]

Am I not nodding silently right now?

[monkeyman]

Well, are you?

[Dave Coleman]

Is there any way to find out?

[ivan]

Should there be a way?

[Dave Coleman]

Am i not of the belief that yes there ought to be?

[ivan]

Would I not have to be able to read your mind to answer that question?

[Dave Coleman]

Wow, you read minds?







Is Zoolander not a great movie?

[tomtrevor]

whats going on here?

[Dave Coleman]

Would you like to join our conversation? Um, do we know what's going on exactly, Ivan?

[ivan]

Do I ever know?

[tomtrevor]

huh?

[Dave Coleman]

Have you posted in here much, Tom?

[tomtrevor]

i dunno, i should check shouldn't i?

[Dave Coleman]

Would you mind?

[ivan]

Isn't it all in the mind?

[tomtrevor]

it is?

[ivan]

Shouldn't you check and tell us?

[tomtrevor]

i suppose i should, shouldnt i?

[Dave Coleman]

Check where?

[tomtrevor]

dunno, any ideas?

[ivan]

Am I not forced to say 'wherever you can'?

[tomtrevor]

are you?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it just me or are we going around in circles here?

[tomtrevor]

isnt it squares?

[Dave Coleman]

Ooh, is it? How did that escape my notice?

[tomtrevor]

do you have a small brain?

im joking arent i?

[Dave Coleman]

Do i hope so?

[tomtrevor]

do you?

[Dave Coleman]

Wouldnt you like to know?

[tomtrevor]

is that a question?

[Dave Coleman]

Can you define the word "question"?

[tomtrevor]

i should probably go get a definition from somewhere shouldnt i?

[Dave Coleman]

Do you really want to do that?

[tomtrevor]

do i, do i really?

[Dave Coleman]

Shall we ask the audience?

[tomblackwood]

Shall we ask the audience?
Do you really think they're ready for that sort of challenge?

[Dave Coleman]

Shall we call in for reinforcements?

[ivan]

Would an I-beam suffice?

[Dave Coleman]

Whats that?

[ivan]

What, an I-beam?

[Dave Coleman]

Yeah, whats an I-beam?

[Dave Coleman]

Should i Google it to save you the trouble?

[ivan]

Would this answer your question?

Is there something wrong with the forum, because it keeps giving me crap about uploading images?

[monkeyman]

Can't you just use imageshack?

[ivan]

What could that be?

[monkeyman]

You've never been here (www.imageshack.us)?

[ivan]

Have I ever?

[ivan]

Doesn't it look useful and shouldn't I thank you?

[tomblackwood]

Ivan, do you ever feel like you're just talking to yourself?

[monkeyman]

Heh, did you know I left to go to church?

[benjaug]

No, did you really?

[tomblackwood]

Heh, did you know I left to go to church?
Did you contribute when the collection plate came past?

[monkeyman]

Did you contribute when the collection plate came past?

How would I have done that while in Sunday School?

[Dave Coleman]

Bow chicka bow wow?