Unicycle cereal?!?! Cheapass Cereal Hall-O-Fame.

[Catboy]

CHECK OUT THESE CHEAP CEREALS (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_cheapass_cereals.php) It's funny. But the number 2 candidate rides a unicycle... wtf?

[Seager]

Fruity Nuggets features a burly fellow whose task in life is to search out all things "fruity." His special friend has a device used to drill for chocolate.

Hmmm. I'm sure there's something funny to say about these two, but I can't seem to think of it. Oh well.