A big awww for Metro_Tramp

[MrBoogiejuice]

After leaving my house at silly'o'clock last night following a beer filled evening Metro_Tramp decided to do some forward rolls down a grassy slope to make his walk home more interesting. In the process he broke his collar bone.

Macclesfield's unicyclists seem cursed at the moment. Pete (Petit_Pierre) was admitted to hospital on Monday with kidney trouble. And then there's my run in with a car a week and a half ago.

Macclesfield's a dangerous place to be...

[GILD]

Originally posted by MrBoogiejuice
A big awww for Metro_Tramp
AWWW

[metro_tramp]

I don't need your goddarned pity! patronising so-and-sos!

...but it is kinda touching; thanks!

It was my first ever broken bone! was kinda hoping i'd do it on a uni, but beggars cant be choosers.

anyone know any good tips to get dem bones a healin' nice and quick? i'm going to india in 3 weeks...

ya reckon i can uni with a sling?

[MrBoogiejuice]

Ha ha I love it. After getting hit by a car my broken bone count is still at zero...

After doing some roly polys down hill in the park you've broken your collar bone.

Seriously though...






























hahahahaaaaaa.

Just kidding....pfft...chortleteehee

[metro_tramp]

damned lush green grass tempting my drunken sensibilities into ruining my record!

i can break a bone for you if you'd like?

x

[MrBoogiejuice]

Originally posted by metro_tramp


i can break a bone for you if you'd like?

x

Only if I can run you over and sell your kidneys to Pete.

x

[metro_tramp]

its a deal.

[GILD]

Originally posted by MrBoogiejuice
Macclesfield's a dangerous place to be... "Nobody knows what it's liiiiike, to be a unicyclist, in Macclesfield..."

that came to me last night when, just home from the juggling club, i was busy hanging up some washing. i couldn't resist

[tomblackwood]

Originally posted by metro_tramp
anyone know any good tips to get dem bones a healin' nice and quick?
Doctors recommend the RICE system, but as your nurse, I have to endorse the PRICE system.

Percoset, Remote, Ice, Couch, EndlessTelevision

[MrBoogiejuice]

Originally posted by GILD
"Nobody knows what it's liiiiike, to be a unicyclist, in Macclesfield..."

that came to me last night when, just home from the juggling club, i was busy hanging up some washing. i couldn't resist

Funny funny. Melikes

Not half as bad as being a roly-polyist in Macclesfield though...

[metro_tramp]

Originally posted by tomblackwood
Doctors recommend the RICE system, but as your nurse, I have to endorse the PRICE system.

Percoset, Remote, Ice, Couch, EndlessTelevision

Thankyou for the advice. you're a good nurse. alas, we dont get the lovely painkillers you guys have in the US, so i'm gonna have to settle for co-codemol. oh well..


yeah. i'm trying to build up a group for roly-polyist's rights. i'm gonna sue that damn council for not warning me against spontaneous acts of rolling! i'm hoping for a settlement in the 5-figure region.. yummy!

[metro_tramp]

HAHA
i just went to see the orthopeadic doctor.
he was a really cool guy. very polite and well-spoken with received accent with a slight indian twinge.
best thing was that he used a dictaphone to take his notes.

i quote:
"the twenty-one year old philosophy student fractured his clavicle while rolling down a hill in a state of inebriation."

The nurse and I had a good laugh at that one..

[GILD]

Originally posted by metro_tramp
"the twenty-one year old philosophy student fractured his clavicle while rolling down a hill in a state of inebriation."
please tell me u're going to put that on a T-shirt

[metro_tramp]

Originally posted by GILD
please tell me u're going to put that on a T-shirt

Best idea ever!!!

at least it'll save me a lot of time in explaining to Every Damned Person what happened...