THREAD KILLER in our midst????!!!

[BillyTheMountain]

Hey,

Many of you have been secretly wondering how to kill a thread. Others know exactly how to execute threads. And some just kill threads inadvertently, like you. (You know who I'm talking to).

But what about you others? Have you ever felt that YOU were to blame for the death of a thread that your fellow uni riders had been enjoying? Feeling a little guilty? Or like it might be something about YOU that makes a thread die. Like maybe you are THE COOLER (seen the movie?).

I killed Raphael's fart thread, and despite MuniPsycho's valiant efforts to revive it, the damage was too great. Like the doctors who did everything to save the patient. It's easy to find the thread killers, because the LAST one to post is listed.

I just went to p. 3 and examined the threads. I don't want to point any fingers, but SOMEONE'S name appears MORE than anyone elses. YES, we have a thread MASS MURDERER in our midst.

I will say no more. Do the research. No need to name names. We know who you are..... THREAD KILLER!!!

Billy

[caw89]

what the hell are you talking about? Trashing threads, or going way off topic?

[Catboy]

I have looked at Page 3, and 4 and 5 and 2, and there seems to be no name in particular that stands out. In fact, i think the most occurence of one name is only 3 times. I think you might be seeing things we aren't.

[Jethro]

I have started 2 threads in 2 days. One was brilliant. They each have zero replies. I am starting to get a complex.

[Murde Mental]

It always seems as though I kill threads when I reply to them...

Somehow I always get my fair share of last replies. ::knocks on wood::

[andrew_carter]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
We know who you are..... THREAD KILLER!!!I don't. I hope it's not me.

Andrew

[john_childs]

Being the last one to post in a thread is a good thing. That means that you were the one who answered the question or supplied the best solution or presented the most solid argument. After that there is nothing left to be said.

All praise to this brave killer of threads.

[Catboy]

Originally posted by john_childs
Being the last one to post in a thread is a good thing. That means that you were the one who answered the question or supplied the best solution or presented the most solid argument. After that there is nothing left to be said.

So that explains why some of your posts are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo long.

[GILD]

Originally posted by Catboy
So that explains why some of your posts are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo long. see, case in point
question answered
end of the thread
oh wait...

[pdc]

GILD IS THE THREAD KILLER

[GILD]

Originally posted by pdc
GILD IS THE THREAD KILLER GILD doesn't know when to shut up
this makes GILD very sad
GILD is also wondering if speaking in the third person is more or less irritating than using smileys
GILD thinks this could be a good poll question on a new thread
but in his defence against the accusations of thread killing, GILD offers this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=157738&highlight=hiding#post157738)
GILD thinks the case against him should be dismissed

[yoopers]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
Hey,

Many of you have been secretly wondering how to kill a thread. Others know exactly how to execute threads. And some just kill threads inadvertently, like you.

I killed Raphael's fart thread, and despite MuniPsycho's valiant efforts to revive it, the damage was too great. Like the doctors who did everything to save the patient. It's easy to find the thread killers, because the LAST one to post is listed.

Billy,

Not sure what you mean by killing a thread. If I were to click on the "Trash This Thread" button at the bottom, I get a notice that I don't have permission for such a function. Are you referring to something else?

As for Raphael's flatulation thread, I don't believe it's passed but still lingering.

Bruce

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by yoopers
Billy,

Not sure what you mean by killing a thread. If I were to click on the "Trash This Thread" button at the bottom, I get a notice that I don't have permission for such a function. Are you referring to something else?

As for Raphael's flatulation thread, I don't believe it's passed but still lingering.

Bruce

A thread is killed when no one else responds to it.

Billy

[Tim]

Originally posted by john_childs
Being the last one to post in a thread is a good thing. That means that you were the one who answered the question or supplied the best solution or presented the most solid argument. After that there is nothing left to be said.

All praise to this brave killer of threads. I used to tell myself this. If anyone remembers that I had "Thread Killer" as my title.

[caw89]

Originally posted by Tim
I used to tell myself this. If anyone remembers that I had "Thread Killer" as my title.

AHAHAHA!

[harper]

I wanted Gilby or Klaas to research this once. I had a period of thread killing that seemed to go on for quite awhile. I would like to know the number of threads in which one has made the last post as well as the ratio of threads started to threads killed and posts made to threads killed.



That would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :( :o :D

[john_childs]

Microsoft Research has a project called Netscan (http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/Default.asp?)

Netscan - Social Accounting Search Engine
Netscan analyzes conversational social cyberspaces like Usenet newsgroups and email lists. It provides new ways of sifting through large volumes of message content and supports a form of reputation system based on the bahvioral histories of participants in conversational spaces.

Unfortunately they don't track the number of threads killed by a poster. They should. That's valuable information for the kind of analysis they're trying to do.

Here's a link to their statistics on RSU: Netscan report for RSU (http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=m&searchfor=rec.sport.unicycling&searchdate=2%2F22%2F2005)

[Klaas Bil]

Tim I remember your Threadkiller thing.

John that Netscan is quite interesting. I'll have to look at it in more detail.

Harper that would be an interesting bit of research that you're proposing. My analysing software can't do it but I have been in communication with someone who can add capabilities to what I can do currently - in this respect that is. So [size=3][i]maybe[size][i][/color] next year.

Hey how do I nest vB code? I wanted one word to be large, italic, bold AND in color. You catch my drift.

Klaas Bil

[GILD]

Originally posted by Klaas Bil
So [size=3][i]maybe[size][/color] next year.

Hey how do I nest vB code? I wanted one word to be large, italic, bold AND in color. You catch my drift.

Klaas Bil the closing square brackets of size and italics should've had a '/' as well

i think that would make all the difference
let's check

[i]maybe[/color]

edit: oops no

maybe it's the order of the brackets
let's try again
maybe

i see u also had color twice, that might've been it

[Klaas Bil]

Thanks GILD, sequence matters and I made a few stupid mistakes.

Off-topic (unless one considers that this prevents GILD from being the thread killer):

In the overview view of Just Conversation, I clicked on my name behind this very thread (in the Last post column) to bring up my profile, but it brought up GILD's profile instead. I tried it a couple of times, with other people it worked fine but not with this very one thread. Turns out that GILD had posted in this thread after my screen was refreshed. So my name was still mentioned as the last poster, but the link went to the profile of the real last poster, i.e. GILD in this case. Sounds like a bug to me, but a funny one.

Klaas Bil

[GILD]

i don't consider the title 'thread killer' neccesarily as an insult
i would use that term in a complimentary way to describe john childs
because of his habit of answering a threads main question in such a thorough way, that no futher discussion is neccesary

i think in my case, i do flog the odd dead horse (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=286783&highlight=flogging#post286783) and since i have this terminal problem with trying to get in the last word...

[yoopers]

Perhaps a new term is needed.

How about Thread-Putterer-to-Rester or maybe Thread-Nipperer-in-the-Bud.

[GILD]

i think those are two distinctly different roles and i do think that we need more of both sometimes

[harper]

NO! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Threadkiller is an AWESOME term!!!

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by john_childs
Microsoft Research has a project called Netscan (http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/Default.asp?)

Netscan - Social Accounting Search Engine
Netscan analyzes conversational social cyberspaces like Usenet newsgroups and email lists. It provides new ways of sifting through large volumes of message content and supports a form of reputation system based on the bahvioral histories of participants in conversational spaces.

Unfortunately they don't track the number of threads killed by a poster. They should. That's valuable information for the kind of analysis they're trying to do.

Here's a link to their statistics on RSU: Netscan report for RSU (http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=m&searchfor=rec.sport.unicycling&searchdate=2%2F22%2F2005)

Hey John: With the resulting analysis, it seems like you could offer some help thread killers identify themselves and help them identify what they do to kill, if it's inadvertent.

Quote GILD: i don't consider the title 'thread killer' neccesarily as an insult
i would use that term in a complimentary way to describe john childs
because of his habit of answering a threads main question in such a thorough way, that no futher discussion is neccesary ]


This has been stated before on this thread. I think it applies much more to RecSport than to Just Conversation. The point of RecSport is different from JustConversation.

Just Conversation is like when we're all sitting around the bar having a lively conversation, and it's fun. Then you arrive and quietly listen while the conversation continues.

Then you say something. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Then nobody says anything else..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D

Billy

[yoopers]

Originally posted by harper
NO! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Threadkiller is an AWESOME term!!!
Oops, sorry Greg. I went soft there for a minute. Won't happen again.

B

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Let's see who kills this thread... He would have to be the ultimate killer...

[harper]

Originally posted by yoopers
Oops, sorry Greg. I went soft there for a minute. Won't happen again.

B

No, Bruce, don't worry. :D It's not you. ;) It's just that the term THREADKILLER has such an AWESOMENESS to it that it can't be denied!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

DON'T YOU THINK THREADKILLER IS, LIKE, THE MOST AWESOME TERM YOU'VE, LIKE, EVER HEARD? IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!!! :D :D

I'm, like, sure you, like of all people for sure, understand!!!!!! :p :p

Oh, my, I forgot to leave the caps lock on. :( :(

Hey, these AWESOME emoticons really clarify my thought process and ability to express myself. I feel like I've hugged a tree or John Childs.

[DigitalDave]

Thread killers have different qualities in different forums.

IE:

1. I tend to be a thread killer in a 'tech' forum I belong.
... Due to I give a solution/answer to a posters question or problem. (last post)
.... (and the original postes rarely post back a 'thank you')
.... and as metioned above I usually DO 'thank you' an reply to any of my threads. (last post)

2. In an 'off topic' forum. I tend to 'correct' or 'straighten out' some rather unrulely thread topics before they turn ugly sometimes.
(in a sort of 'forum police' kinda way)

Anyway ... those are some 'thread killer' patterns I've noticed.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
Thread killers have different qualities in different forums.

IE:

1. I tend to be a thread killer in a 'tech' forum I belong.
... Due to I give a solution/answer to a posters question or problem. (last post)
.... (and the original postes rarely post back a 'thank you')
.... and as metioned above I usually DO 'thank you' an reply to any of my threads. (last post)

2. In an 'off topic' forum. I tend to 'correct' or 'straighten out' some rather unrulely thread topics before they turn ugly sometimes.
(in a sort of 'forum police' kinda way)

Anyway ... those are some 'thread killer' patterns I've noticed. Thanks for being there for us.

[yoopers]

Originally posted by harper
No, Bruce, don't worry. :D It's not you. ;) It's just that the term THREADKILLER has such an AWESOMENESS to it that it can't be denied!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

DON'T YOU THINK THREADKILLER IS, LIKE, THE MOST AWESOME TERM YOU'VE, LIKE, EVER HEARD? IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!!! :D :D

I'm, like, sure you, like of all people for sure, understand!!!!!! :p :p

Oh, my, I forgot to leave the caps lock on. :( :(

Hey, these AWESOME emoticons really clarify my thought process and ability to express myself. I feel like I've hugged a tree or John Childs.
Whoa, Greg, you gotta bring it down just a little, please! I'm getting real misty-eyed just thinking about the awesomeness of the word, Threadkiller. What a rush, man. Let's do it again! I gotta sit down...

You know, while I'm sitting her, I'm sort of taking a liking to the word, Awesomeness, too. What a grand word to roll off the tongue. I think I will spend the world to rename my boys after these two magnificent words.

Give John a double hug for me.

Bruce, Father of Threadkiller and Awesomeness

[pdc]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Let's see who kills this thread... He would have to be the ultimate killer...

It's gonna be GILD :D

[john_childs]

Originally posted by yoopers
Bruce, Father of Threadkiller and Awesomeness
And don't forget their middle names :) and ;)

A smiley for a middle name would be AWESOME

[john_childs]

Old threads around here never die. They just go dormant until someone digs around in the archives and resurrects it just for kicks. I predict this particular thread will get resurrected several times over.

[yoopers]

Threadkiller :) Edwards

and

Awesomeness ;) Edwards


They do have a ring to them, don't they.

[yoopers]

Originally posted by john_childs
Old threads around here never die. They just go dormant until someone digs around in the archives and resurrects it just for kicks. I predict this particular thread will get resurrected several times over.
I doubt that this particular thread will ever die because everyone will try to have the last word and win the title of Most Grand Poobah of Threadkilling.

...except Gilby doesn't count because he is already the Poobahest of us all.

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Thanks for being there for us.

'US' ...?

Not for you. Not for here ....

Have you ever moderated a forum ...?

The online gamer forum I moderated was full of 'haters' and 'generally' messed up kids.
One gets good at 'nailing', (or new phrase 'owning'), a topic shut without having to ban members.

This topic could drift easily into poster vs moderators.

My reply was meant to add content to the thread.
(unlike yours, which was meant to NEFF (http://wilko.webzone.ru/troll.html) )

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
Have you ever moderated a forum ...?No, I haven't.

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by JJuggle
No, I haven't.

NEFF (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neffing&r=f)

[john_childs]

For some reason I feel like hugging Al Gore right now. Weird.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
NEFF (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neffing&r=f) I took a look. You already posted that.

[harper]

Originally posted by yoopers
Threadkiller :) Edwards

and

Awesomeness ;) Edwards


They do have a ring to them, don't they.

They don't ring, they SCREAM, they are so totally AWESOME, Bruce. Actually, the kids are fantastic and far beyond the cheapened and highly-overused adjective, AWESOME.

Actually, I like seeing the word AWESOME being used in the fora because, unlike most words, it is occasionally spelled correctly by the user. Unsurprisingly, some of the emoticons are still misspelled.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
some of the emoticons are still misspelled. How do you know they're not just drunk or stoned?

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by JJuggle
I took a look. You already posted that.

Can I call you 'neff-o-matic' ?
Exactly my point.
It's a different link.
(you didn't even look)

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
How do you know they're not just drunk or stoned?

They are drunk and stoned. They just happen to also be misspelled. I think they may be narcoleptic, too.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
Can I call you 'neff-o-matic' ?Sure thing. Just don't call me late for lunch.
Exactly my point.
It's a different link.
(you didn't even look) I don't care, you made the point. For an experienced moderator you take the bait right quick.

[harper]

Will you two stop bickering so I can kill this thread? This is one of the primary goals in my life now. And by stop bickering I don't mean apologize because then I'll have to post again.

[DigitalDave]

But, NEFFing is the biggest thread killer evar !

[DigitalDave]

:mad:

^ making these are useless too... another form of neffing

[harper]

Dang it, Dave. I realize that you didn't apologize but then you had to go and explain yourself. Now I have to post again. May this thread (and all emoticons) die here and may they never rise again.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
Will you two stop bickeringNo. He called me a name. so I can kill this thread? This is one of the primary goals in my life now.Then we got a serious problemo, amigo. And by stop bickering I don't mean apologize because then I'll have to post again. Well, I am really sorry, but the answer is still no.

[DigitalDave]

quit being a pest :D

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
quit being a pest :D You first.

[harper]

OK, you two weenies. Bring it on. I'll stay up late, I'll multiple post, and I will make photographs of myself in flattering apparel available imbedded in the posts with NO warning.

[DigitalDave]

Your threats don't phase me.
:cool: <--- see,,, ? I have special eyewear that filters beefcake

[Gilby]

I have a sudden urge to lock this thread...

of course, my post will be the last. :D <--- obligatory smiley

[James_Potter]

not before III post again!

[forrestunifreak]

Post for stupidity.

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by Gilby
I have a sudden urge to lock this thread...

of course, my post will be the last. :D <--- obligatory smiley

Flexing admin muscles ...? :D

[James_Potter]

I think that because EVERYONE wants to be the one to kill this thread, it will now never die. it will live at least as long as MR thread.

[TheoELind]

Now it's dead.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by James_Potter
I think that because EVERYONE wants to be the one to kill this thread, it will now never die. it will live at least as long as MR thread. Came up with that all on your own, did you? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[harper]

BillyTheMountain and FrequentPotStirrer started this thread and has never responded and revealed the identity of the "so called" thread killer. Billy frequently has no idea what he's talking about because he bops himself in the head with those clubs so much when he rides and juggles at the same time. He has too many Miyata extensions to make him the kind of guy one would trust anyway.

I have never posted to the MR thread...never will...and have taken it on as my repsonsibility to kill this thread. I will not be thwarted by the likes of Digital Dave or Jjuggle. I may be thwarted by my rapidly receeding memory, though.

[James_Potter]

Oh, you should try the MR thread, it's great fun in there. except I have taken a vacation from there, but still, it's great fun. in fact, I think this conversation would go well in it. so stop posting here, and don't post a reply in THIS thread, everyone go immediately to MR Thread and start there. don't click reply. click Back, then click Most Replys. now.

[One on one]

Originally posted by James_Potter
Oh, you should try the MR thread, it's great fun in there. except I have taken a vacation from there, but still, it's great fun. in fact, I think this conversation would go well in it. so stop posting here, and don't post a reply in THIS thread, everyone go immediately to MR Thread and start there. don't click reply. click Back, then click Most Replys. now.

Great idea!!

[One on one]

I win! I win! It's been 14 minutes and no one else has posted. I win! No one will ever post again.

[caw89]

Post

[James_Potter]

14 minutes, ha.... it has to be eternity.

[yoopers]

How 'bout dem Cubs?

[One on one]

I have just registered with forumautopost.com. So from now on, my computer will automatically post to this thread whenever any one else posts. Making mine ultimately the last post.

Unfortunately for everyone else, forumautopost.com only allows one person per thread. It's mine. The rest of you should just give up now. Save your frustration and wasted energy.

[Fuego]

tests forum autopost

[One on one]

C'mon, do you think I made this up?

[yoopers]

.

[One on one]

C'mon, do you think I made this up?






forumautopost.com in operation. Log on to learn more.

[AccordNSX]

I've simply added you to my ignore list. If you post, I can't see it. Therefore, it does not exist. You've just ruined your chances of ever killing this thread in my eyes... and seeing how important of a person I am on here... well that means a lot.

Touche harper. I myself have never replied in MR. How's the Oscar Meyer weinermobile whistle?

[One on one]

C'mon, could I have made this up?






forumcarpost.com in operation. log on to learn more.

[john_childs]

Uh, What was this thread about? I've forgotten.

[James_Potter]

I dunno, did it have a topic in the first place?

[Unitik908]

Originally posted by yoopers
How 'bout dem Cubs?

I miss alou but im glad sammy left, and i mis the ole farns,

Chase

[Gilby]

Originally posted by john_childs
Uh, What was this thread about? I've forgotten.

It's about creating more replys than the most replys thread.

[DigitalDave]

hah ,,,I'm the only one here right now

[UniBrier]

This thread isn't dead.

It's just resting (http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html).

[john_childs]

Bring out your dead (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-02.htm) theads!

[Klaas Bil]

We may need someone with the powers of Bugman to kill this virulent and pestulent thread. It grows under oppression, being ever more alive when more people try to kill it!

Klaas Bil

[yoopers]

Originally posted by Klaas Bil
We may need someone with the powers of Bugman to kill this virulent and pestulent thread. It grows under oppression, being ever more alive when more people try to kill it!

Klaas Bil
Klaas,

I'll give it a shot...

[Elliot_Neff]

Nice try.

[UniBrier]

Announcer: Stay tuned for part two of the Radio Four Production of "The Death of a Thread", coming up...almost immediately.

(music then sound of saw cutting, and other violent sounds, with screaming. Suddenly it is silent.)

Man's voice: I think this thread’s dead.

Thread: No I'm not! (http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/penguin.htm)

[john_childs]

You must be confident, clever, and sure when you cross the Thread of Death (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-23.htm).

[UniBrier]

Voice Over:
Unfortunately... the only way to completely kill the thread… is to write the funniest reply in the world (http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/joke.html)... and, as a consequence, all who read it will die... laughing.












Oh, and don't forget your action figures (http://store.thundermall.com/montypython.html).

[unicus]

It's turning into a Python thread - that'll make it more interesting.


BTW my son bought me 'The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words' (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0679726470/ref=pd_bxgy_text_2_cp/202-8552387-5344617) which is great if you're into the Python's.

[DigitalDave]

I can't allow unicus to control this thread for more than 2 hours ...

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by harper
BillyTheMountain and FrequentPotStirrer started this thread and has never responded and revealed the identity of the "so called" thread killer. Billy frequently has no idea what he's talking about because he bops himself in the head with those clubs so much when he rides and juggles at the same time. He has too many Miyata extensions to make him the kind of guy one would trust anyway.

I have never posted to the MR thread...never will...and have taken it on as my repsonsibility to kill this thread. I will not be thwarted by the likes of Digital Dave or Jjuggle. I may be thwarted by my rapidly receeding memory, though.


Harper:

Don't you think it would be unkind to reveal his identity publicly? I would think a sensitive and bright guy like you could identify ThreadKiller, adn tactfully PM ThreadKiller to help. I like "FrequentPotStirrer"

Billy

[harper]

Billy-

Publically. Put them in the stocks.

Adam-

The Oscar-Meyer wienermobile whistle is playing taps for this thread right now. Mojo like that helps me to OWN this thread. I cannot thank you enough for it.

Bruce-

Put down the .30-06. The barn is on the left. I think it's even the broadside. I could hit it at 600 yards with a 6" .44 Magnum pistol off hand. Sans scope for weak eyed weenies. Toughen up, soldier. Ben's going to have your shoulder on the mat in a couple of years and all you will hear is a short count and a sharp slap.

[forrestunifreak]

This thread sucks.KILL IT!!!!

[Elliot_Neff]

Originally posted by forrestunifreak
This thread sucks.KILL IT!!!! Thread killer. This is a viable entity. Who are you or anyone else to take its life?

[ricmbenson]

I see Gild's name an awful lot as the last to post. Is he the thread killer?

[ricmbenson]

I see Gild's name an awful lot as the last to post. Is he the thread killer?

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
GILD:
This has been stated before on this thread. I think it applies much more to RecSport than to Just Conversation. The point of RecSport is different from JustConversation.

Just Conversation is like when we're all sitting around the bar having a lively conversation, and it's fun. Then you arrive and quietly listen while the conversation continues.

Then you say something. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Then nobody says anything else..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D

Billy


quote:
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Originally posted by DigitalDave
Thread killers have different qualities in different forums.

IE:

1. I tend to be a thread killer in a 'tech' forum I belong.
... Due to I give a solution/answer to a posters question or problem. (last post)
.... (and the original postes rarely post back a 'thank you')
.... and as metioned above I usually DO 'thank you' an reply to any of my threads. (last post)

2. In an 'off topic' forum. I tend to 'correct' or 'straighten out' some rather unrulely thread topics before they turn ugly sometimes.
(in a sort of 'forum police' kinda way)

Anyway ... those are some 'thread killer' patterns I've noticed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thanks for being there for us.


__________________

Digital Dave says he is an Authorized Thread Killer, like the executioner for state sponsored capitol punishment....

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by Elliot_Neff
Thread killer. This is a viable entity. Who are you or anyone else to take its life?

I'm assuming member is 'JJuggle' :D

Digital Dave says he is an Authorized Thread Killer, like the executioner for state sponsored capitol punishment....

Is that an elected official ...?

[Elliot_Neff]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
I'm assuming member is 'JJuggle' :D There you go making an "ass" of "u" and, well, "u" anyways.

[Gilby]

Originally posted by Elliot_Neff
There you go making an "ass" of "u" and, well, "u" anyways.

Really... if only he knew what we know.

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by Elliot_Neff
There you go making an "ass" of "u" and, well, "u" anyways.

Now I think its Andrew_C.
(his avatar image looks similar to AC's creations and he used a " _ " on the name)

[GILD]

Originally posted by pdc
It's gonna be GILD :D i may have to install u as 'Main Man'Originally posted by One on one
C'mon, do you think I made this up?
quoting Dan Brown again, are u?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by GILD
quoting Dan Brown again, are u? Remind me, who's Dan Brown?

[GILD]

Dan Brown (http://www.google.co.za/search?hl=en&q=dan+brown&meta=)

[jsm]

Now I think its Andrew_C.
(his avatar image looks similar to AC's creations and he used a " _ " on the name)

Funny. I've actually met a guy named Elliot Neff from the Lynden, Washington area. I don't know if he unicycles or not.

[harper]

I have researched this thoroughly, going back through years of newsgroup and RSU posts, and I am convinced that I am the thread killer. Now this thread can die, painfully, like the others I have so heartlessly and brutally murdered before it.

[forrestunifreak]

Die thread!Cast thyself into the realms of dark deadthreadness and venture not again into the steamy jungle plains of.........somthing.

[harper]

I am the thread killer. I will accept no other post than one from BillyTheMountainAndOccasionalPotStirrer to expose his accusee to prove me wrong.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
I have researched this thoroughly, going back through years of newsgroup and RSU posts, and I am convinced that I am the thread killer.I have not done one bit of research or analysis but I must say that I completely agree. Now this thread can die, painfully, like the others I have so heartlessly and brutally murdered before it. Says who?

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Says who?

Some say that the Hippocratic oath is the hypocritic oath. You are trying to sustain the life of this suffering thread. Let it go, oh sensitive one....let it go.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
Some say that the Hippocratic oath is the hypocritic oath. You are trying to sustain the life of this suffering thread. Let it go, oh sensitive one....let it go. Oh please. I'm busy getting in touch with my masculine side these days. ;)

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Oh please. I'm busy getting in touch with my masculine side these days.

You are certainly getting in touch with your lightening-fast reflex side.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
You are certainly getting in touch with your lightening-fast reflex side. Yeah, well, I'm between work and fixing some dinner. But ala Emeril, not Martha.

[pdc]

Give it up Harper it's GILD

[UNIquelyCanadian]

The next person who posts in this thread is admitting they are ugly, mentally deficient, unfit in every way for unicycling, and undeserving of respect.

Not only that but also you are a monstrously fiendish trollop and a maniacal, acidly acrimonious parasite on the state's recourses.

...that should kill this thread for a while!:D

[forrestunifreak]

Originally posted by pdc
Give it up Harper it's GILD

I would think its john childs,he has more posts than anybody else,so it MUST be him.

[sevenasterisks]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
The next person who posts in this thread is admitting they are ugly, mentally deficient, unfit in every way for unicycling, and undeserving of respect.

Not only that but also you are a monstrously fiendish trollop and a maniacal, acidly acrimonious parasite on the state's recourses.

...that should kill this thread for a while!:D

shoot, I was too late to admit to all that, I guess I will do it later.:)

[DigitalDave]

*flush*

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
*flush*

Do we need an update of your progress in the washroom?

[asupercoolguy]

I am the thread killer.

Nothing more need be said.

[Elliot_Neff]

Originally posted by asupercoolguy
I am the thread killer.

Nothing more need be said. yeah right

[UniBrier]

This thread is merely a diversion while the real thread killer(s) have already done their work on pages 2,3,4....

[asupercoolguy]

I'm still convinced that I'm the thread killer.

[GILD]

Originally posted by pdc
Give it up Harper it's GILD keep flying the flag PDC

and tell me where to send the cheque

[yoopers]

I wonder if Gilby would be willing to kill this thread for a $100 donation?

[GILD]

Originally posted by yoopers
I wonder if Gilby would be willing to kill this thread for a $100 donation? ooooo, them's fightin woids...
100 of your you-es dollars is a bit rich for my blood at the moment ('anniversary' month and all...), but i'd be willing to start a coalition of developing nation members to see if we can gather a pot to top your $100

Boogiejuice? u willing to skip the biscuits in favour of a sterling or two?
Paco, u packed and ready to go or do u have time for this?

not that i'm picking on u two fine gentlemen, u're just the first two names that sprung to mind
I'm assuming my two fellow south africans will be along shortly to add their (more than, i hope) 2cents worth

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by yoopers
I wonder if Gilby would be willing to kill this thread for a $100 donation? What, you're afraid of an organic process running its course? I believe it has been suggested elsewhere that if you're not happy with a thread, don't freakin' read it. I think some of you feel that as forum "elders" you have to have your hand in something so tenacious yet pointless. If you don't like it, let it go! ;)

[GILD]

it's nothing of the kind, winking smiley notwithstanding
if we don't all get in behind this and donate, we might all end up being forum-killers
a fate much worse than having to trundle thru the afterlife with the conversation-starting 'Thread-Killer' tag around our necks
this is serious stuff, winking smiley withstanding

[Memphis Mud]

R.I.P.

[DigitalDave]

*kick*
(*thump*)

'it's dead'

[forrestunifreak]

Sombody kill this thing and put it out of its misery.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

I don't believe in killing for pleasure! jk. :D

[forrestunifreak]

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Originally posted by forrestunifreak
Curent thread killers... These aren't even getting cold! :eek:

At least let them off the first page before giving last rites.:p

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by UniBrier
These aren't even getting cold! :eek:

At least let them off the first page before giving last rites.:p Yeah, what Steve said.

[Gilby]

Originally posted by yoopers
I wonder if Gilby would be willing to kill this thread for a $100 donation?

The first bid is at $100, do I hear a $125...

[GILD]

i think the auctioneer is fishing here ladies and gentlemen
there's no confirmed bid of $100 just yet
any takers?
opening bid of $100, any takers?
the auctioneer needs someone to open the bidding and that can be done by just raising your posting hand and posting your bid right here, right now, ladies and gentlemen it's a steal, opening this kind of lot with an opening bid of only $100 is the kind of thing that can make auctioneers lose their liscenses, it is criminal, it is an opportunity for u to get in on the ground floor and get a look-in on one of the most exciting lots that's ever crossed this floor and who knows where we'll go from there?
unless u're in, u'll never know
opening bid just $100...

(mmm, auctions are fun )

[JJuggle]

I'll send Gilby a bag of Doritos and a 6 of his favorite beer to leave it alone.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Hmmm. An auction!

[GILD]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Hmmm. An auction! even better, it's a bribery auction

[UNIquelyCanadian]

That's got to be the best type of all!:( What are you trying to bribe Gilby for?

[Borges]

This thread shouldn't be murdered for money. It should die of natural causes by becoming boring. I'll help it pass on peacefully with this post.

There used to be a "show" late at night which was intended to help people turn off their TV and get on with their lives. The show was deliberately so boring that no-one could stand watching it.
Among the topics where:
Cooking: 30 min shot of potatoes boiling.
Latest news: Live from an empty street where a crime might happen, but didn't.
etc.

Now you know about a boring tv-show.
I have tons of similarly boring stuff I could post if this is not boring enough to kill the thread.

[GILD]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
What are you trying to bribe Gilby for?
pay attention will ya!

we're battling to see who will be the Uber-Thread Killer
the one able to kill a thread about thread-killing
bruce opened this can of worms by basically suggesting that if someone really wanted that title (this is to forum poster a bit like wrestlemania is to ...,well,...those people), they might want to make a donation to The Gilby Fund For Running This Forum and in return, Gilby will lock the thread after that 'annonymous' poster's melodramatic last post, thereby (aritificially) claiming the title of 'Uber Thread Killer and stinking briber'

the traditionalist camp, via their appointed spokesperson Jjuggle, would prefer the process to be more organic, let the thread carry on untill it dies by itself, or by a true thread-killing blow delivered by a true Thread Killer
some people think we should get TylerCox to head up a conclave of senior pos(t)ers to elect the new Uber Thread Killer
while some of us just enjoy talking

where do u stand?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by GILD
the traditionalist camp, via their appointed spokesperson Jjuggle,I would prefer "transcendentalist camp".

[GILD]

coming soon, "Zen and the art of Thread Killing"

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Ok, thanks for explaining.

I don't have time to read all the thread, I think it should be a natural death, not another Terri Schiavo. However, I don't know how this thread could ever die...

[GILD]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
I don't know how this thread could ever die... oh, it could go at any minute now

pffft, and just like that...

[yoopers]

Originally posted by Borges
There used to be a "show" late at night which was intended to help people turn off their TV and get on with their lives. The show was deliberately so boring that no-one could stand watching it.

Reminds me of the talk around the lunch table on the most boring TV show any of us had ever seen, Live Bass Fishing.

But we decided it was a better show than Dead Bass Fishing.

[GILD]

Originally posted by yoopers
But we decided it was a better show than Dead Bass Fishing. was that the one with Sean Penn (http://www.outdoordistributors.com/outdoor/pennhooks.html) ?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by yoopers
But we decided it was a better show than Dead Bass Fishing. You have not seen Fishing with John (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139776/).

John Lurie is a New York hipster, front man for the band The Lounge Lizards, and actor, notably the star of Jim Jarmusch's Stranger than Paradise (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088184/), a wonderful film in my opinion.

On this show he and his guest(s) fish while BSing about this and that, predominantly, as I recall from the one episode I saw years ago, how unhip everything and everyone else is.

While offering this show as an antidote to mass marketed popular culture Lurie failed to recognize that substance does not automatically inhere in alternative. Now Baywatch at least had some things of substance.

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Now Baywatch at least had some things of substance.


Baywatch............mmmmmmmm.................mmmmmmmm.

[DigitalDave]

This is the last post ...

cuz ... i'm going to overflow the text reply buffer :D

may this thread rest in peace :p
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[JJuggle]

óŽN©Ômª you. ;)

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by JJuggle
You have not seen Fishing with John (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139776/).

John Lurie is a New York hipster, front man for the band The Lounge Lizards, and actor, notably the star of Jim Jarmusch's Stranger than Paradise (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088184/), a wonderful film in my opinion.

On this show he and his guest(s) fish while BSing about this and that, predominantly, as I recall from the one episode I saw years ago, how unhip everything and everyone else is.

While offering this show as an antidote to mass marketed popular culture Lurie failed to recognize that substance does not automatically inhere in alternative. Now Baywatch at least had some things of substance.

JJuggle: So you're suggesting if Lurie and freinds were fishing in their bikinis, it would help.....

Or are you sugesting John falls in and they swim out to rescue him?

By the way, I clicked on the translator to read the previous post and all I can say is :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Billy

[john_childs]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
This is the last post ...

cuz ... i'm going to overflow the text reply buffer :D

Die ... die ... die

Wrong strategy. You need to figure out an SQL injection that will lock the thread. ;)

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
So you're suggesting if Lurie and freinds were fishing in their bikinis, it would help.....That would at least have been amusing.Or are you sugesting John falls inGood startand they swim out to rescue him?Why bother?

[UNIquelyCanadian]

jj, you kept the thread dead for almost two whole hours! Congrads...

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
jj, you kept the thread dead for almost two whole hours! Congrads... And you going on seven!

BBM!

[UniBrier]

Six more replies and this thread will be in the top ten JC threads ever.

Can it live that long?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by UniBrier
Six more replies and this thread will be in the top ten JC threads ever.
Have you been counting my threads? I'm pretty sure I've had better threads than this.

-JC

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by john_childs
counting my threads?More than you want to know about thread count (http://www.linenplace.com/info/threadcount.shtml).

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
This is the last post ...

cuz ... i'm going to overflow the text reply buffer :D

may this thread rest in peace :p
³h5P‰$"½>Õs Die ... die ... die

Hey DD:

What is the text reply buffer? What does it mean to overflow the text reply buffer?

Sounds like you're thinking outside the box on creative ways to kill this thread. I think we'll have to wrap it in JC's designer sheets and keep it very comfortable.....

So JC's longest thread is about to get longer.

Billy

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Let's see who kills this thread... He would have to be the ultimate killer...

Did I unintentionally start this mayhem?

[GILD]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Did I unintentionally start this mayhem? we're not buying the innocence act, sonny...

[UNIquelyCanadian]

;) :D

[DigitalDave]

you folks have alot of nerve,,, keeping it alive :mad:

[yoopers]

Long live "Threadkiller"

[GILD]

Threadkiller vs Jason

[pdc]

There is no way it will be me. I'm certain. It's impossible.

[john_childs]

I've got Gloria Gaynor on a 45. This thread will survive for a long time.

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by john_childs
I've got Gloria Gaynor on a 45. This thread will survive for a long time. If you could attach a midi to this thread that made that song come up every time it is viewed, this thread would die fast.

[pdc]

....as long as this thread knows how to love......

[DigitalDave]

I've taken the soul of this thread.
Only the text lives. :D

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
I've taken the soul of this thread.
Pleased to meet you, can I guess your name? Are you Lucifer?

You can only sell your own soul. (Oops, my wife just handed me a jar to open and I just spilled saurkraut juice all over my computer desk and keyboard). This thread is a collective consciousness. Besides, I don't remember seeing you at the crossroads.

[DigitalDave]

semantics

'life' - of an digital image of an inanimate object

I am not Lucifer.
Maybe you attempted a thread jack, so it would have a new 'life' ...?

[GILD]

Originally posted by john_childs
I've got Gloria Gaynor on a 45. shouldn't that be "i've got a .45 on Gloria Gaynor" ?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by GILD
shouldn't that be "i've got a .45 on Gloria Gaynor" ?
Silly rabbit, it does no good to shoot her. She'll survive. She has no fear.

[GILD]

have u seen that animated clip (http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=6DF03F4251732B0F3038A86A1E39BF08) of the one-eyed alien singing 'I Will Survive'?

dud link, sorry
try this one (http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/funny/AlienSong.mpg)

[john_childs]

Oh! Splat!

I don't think the alien is actually dead though. You can't kill talent like that.

What I think happened is that the animator died during the making of the animation. The poor animator had to listen to the song over and over and over so he could get the timing of the animation right. Eventually he listened to it one too many times and just keeled over right there at the computer. They had to figure out a way to quickly salvage the clip by having it end suddenly. His assistant quickly added that falling mirror ball to end it so he could ship the animation off to the customer without having to listen to "I Will Survive" one more time.

[Magic 8 Ball]

Originally posted by GILD
have u seen that animated clip of the one-eyed alien singing 'I Will Survive'?
Yes, definitely.

[GILD]

john, u're beginning to sound like an episode of CSI

[UniBrier]

# 9 & still climbing... (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=4&pagenumber=1&sortfield=replycount&sortorder=desc&daysprune=1000&x=13&y=13)

[BillyTheMountain]

Ever notice that the list of threads has this heading?

Thread... Thread Starter... Replies... Views... Last Post



Do you think we could get Gilby to change the "Last Post" to "Thread Killer" ?

Should we post a poll? Is this a democracy???

Billy

[James_Potter]

I just realized I was the LAST poster of Most Replys 2: Return of the Replies before it got locked by Gilby. but because it got locked, even though I was the last poster, this doesn't make me the killer of that thread.... does it?

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by James_Potter
I just realized I was the LAST poster of Most Replys 2: Return of the Replies before it got locked by Gilby. but because it got locked, even though I was the last poster, this doesn't make me the killer of that thread.... does it?

YEP!

[harper]

But I'm the thread killer of whom BillyTheAfraidToReveal reports.

[john_childs]

Originally posted by James_Potter
I just realized I was the LAST poster of Most Replys 2: Return of the Replies before it got locked by Gilby. but because it got locked, even though I was the last poster, this doesn't make me the killer of that thread.... does it?
That is why you are legendary around here (well at least in MR).

[GILD]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
Ever notice that the list of threads has this heading?

Thread... Thread Starter... Replies... Views... Last Post



Do you think we could get Gilby to change the "Last Post" to "Thread Killer" ?

Should we post a poll? Is this a democracy???

Billy that idea's got my vote
get the poll going
let's find out about this democracy thing

[john_childs]

This thread is in a coma. May fall into a persistent vegetative state (http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/921394859.html) if the condition continues.

[pdc]

Originally posted by john_childs
This thread is in a coma. May fall into a persistent vegetative state (http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/921394859.html) if the condition continues.

Wait......i just saw it blink it's eyes
Its finger twitched
IT"S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

[harper]

I may start posting the bathing suit photo with each reply in order to bring this thread to its knees with me as its last poster. That's no idle threat, there.

[john_childs]

The comical bit about caring for a thread in a persistent vegetative state is that you can dress it up in a one piece bathing suit and it won't know the difference. It's completely unaware that it is being humiliated and mocked. That makes it all the more fun.

[harper]

Originally posted by john_childs
The comical bit about caring for a thread in a persistent vegetative state is that you can dress it up in a one piece bathing suit and it won't know the difference. It's completely unaware that it is being humiliated and mocked. That makes it all the more fun.

Ah. I have been defined, now. Well done. The suit is coming out of the mothballs.

[Catboy]

Originally posted by harper
The suit is coming out of the mothballs.

Let's just hope the balls dont come out of the suit. Keep it sexy!

[harper]

Originally posted by Catboy
Let's just hope the balls dont come out of the suit. Keep it sexy!

Excellent pun, Catboy.

[Catboy]

Originally posted by harper
Excellent pun, Catboy.

Thanks, but I'll quit punishing you with them.

[GILD]

reminds me of one of my favourite album titles (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005QK37/104-9660597-6928731?v=glance)

this one is probably my personal fav (http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/daryl_hall/)

this one is also up there (http://www.hip-oselect.com/catalogue_case.asp)

actually, i think those are my Top Three Album Titles

[UNIquelyCanadian]

This thread has been dead for almost 12 hour!

[forrestunifreak]

Good leave it that way.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

I will!:D

[unicyclepa]

no it must never die

[JJuggle]

Watched Van Helsing last night. What a wonderful piece of crap. It's Alive!

[yoopers]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Watched Van Helsing last night. What a wonderful piece of crap. It's Alive!
Almost turning into the gallery of random thoughts now just to keep it alive. :)

I love picnics.

[Gilby]

Originally posted by john_childs
Wrong strategy. You need to figure out an SQL injection that will lock the thread. ;)

No problem...

[harper]

Originally posted by Gilby
No problem...

But Gilby is not a thread killer. I am the thread killer of whom Billy is still afraid to speak.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
But Gilby is not a thread killer. I am the thread killer of whom Billy is still afraid to speak. I can think of nothing of which Billy is afraid to speak even if circuitously, indirectly, or otherwise obscurely and esoterically.

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
I can think of nothing of which Billy is afraid to speak even if circuitously, indirectly, or otherwise obscurely and esoterically.

Dang. And I can't threaten you with "the photo" because you own "the shirt." This will be a real standoff unless I can convince you to go play in traffic or try to break Sem's giraffe record without a crane.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

~Wow, this thread has been dead for a long time~

[JJuggle]

I go away for a few hours and this thread drops to page 2???? NO FREAKIN' WAY!

[UNIquelyCanadian]

I got this thread onto page 2!!! It was dead for 13 prime time hours!

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
I got this thread onto page 2!!! It was dead for 13 prime time hours! What, so you want a damn medal or something?

[Forum Police]

Move along people.

Nothing to see here.

[Gilby]

Geez... and I was hoping to make a post and change the date so it'd stay on page 2. ;)

[One on one]

Originally posted by Gilby
Geez... and I was hoping to make a post and change the date so it'd stay on page 2. ;)

"It's good to be the king!"



Mel Brooks in "History of the World"

[john_childs]

Originally posted by One on one
"It's good to be the king!"



Mel Brooks in "History of the World"
Which is a line stolen from the musical and movie The King and I.

[One on one]

Originally posted by john_childs
Which is a line stolen from the musical and movie The King and I.

But it is much funnier in the context that it is used in Mel Brooks's movie.

[Catboy]

Mel Brooks is genius.

I saw The Producers off broadway a few months ago, and it was EXCELLENT.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Originally posted by JJuggle
What, so you want a damn medal or something?

:confused:

[DigitalDave]

.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
. ..

[DigitalDave]

Originally posted by JJuggle
..
:(

[john_childs]

I know how to get the last word.

Maureen Dowd

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
:( :( :(

[DK]

Originally posted by JJuggle
:( :(
:( :( :(

[john_childs]

Well it's obvious that JJuggle won't let Maureen Dowd have the last word. :(

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DK
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[DigitalDave]

*

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
* Ah, clever, but you must provide attribution to Mr Vonnegut. :)

[harper]

BANG!!!!

It's dead.

[john_childs]

Maybe JJuggle will let Nat Hentoff (http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/hentoff.archives.asp) have the last word.

[harper]

Billy, you weenie, you could have come clean days ago and I wouldn't have done all of that searching and then accidentally stumbled onto the "thread killer."

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by john_childs
Maybe JJuggle will let Nat Hentoff (http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/hentoff.archives.asp) have the last word. Nat's a mixed bag. Depends on the topic.

[john_childs]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Nat's a mixed bag. Depends on the topic.
Nat does make life difficult for himself. He's a pro life liberal and quite willing to defend the free speech rights of people the left opposes. It's a wonder he gets invited to any cocktail dinners.

A little Googling and I managed to find The Last Word (http://members.iglou.com/bandit/lastword/). Nothing more can be said. It's all been said before.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by john_childs
Nat does make life difficult for himself. He's a pro life liberal and quite willing to defend the free speech rights of people the left opposes. It's a wonder he gets invited to any cocktail dinners.Yes, though on the whole I've always admired Hentoff. Free speech should never be a left/right issue. Also, check your old album collections. He wrote quite a few liner notes in his day.

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Yes, though on the whole I've always admired Hentoff. Free speech should never be a left/right issue. Also, check your old album collections. He wrote quite a few liner notes in his day.

The first ten shouldn't be left/right issues. Nor should 13, 15, 19, and 24.

When will Mr. Boogiejuice kill this thread?

[GILD]

Originally posted by harper
13, 15, 19, and 24. the really scary thing is that there is probably a perfectly legitimate reason why he picked that particular series of numbers

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by GILD
the really scary thing is that there is probably a perfectly legitimate reason why he picked that particular series of numbers I believe he is referring to the amendments to the U.S. constitution.

[MrBoogiejuice]

Originally posted by harper
The first ten shouldn't be left/right issues. Nor should 13, 15, 19, and 24.

When will Mr. Boogiejuice kill this thread?

Am I the fabled bringer of forum death then?

I always wondered why people edged away from me slowly when I engaged them in conversation.

*icy touch*

My work here is done.

Kit

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by MrBoogiejuice
Am I the fabled bringer of forum death then?

I always wondered why people edged away from me slowly when I engaged them in conversation.

*icy touch*

My work here is done.

Kit This is slightly laughable as if you flip back over the past 8 pages containing the past 200 threads posted in, your name is listed as the last poster in only 1.

It would be fairly easy, if a bit time consuming to determine who had the most last posts. I'm surprised no one has bothered.

I have determined that GILD, Jagur, and myself are the leaders in posts with no responses at all. :)

[GILD]

Originally posted by JJuggle
I have determined that GILD, Jagur, and myself are the leaders in posts with no responses at all. :) the last word isn't nearly as sweet and the firstandlast word

ps: aren't u checking your email anymore?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by GILD
ps: aren't u checking your email anymore? Obsessively, religiously, compulsively and otherwise as though it actually mattered. If you've been sending, I haven't been receiving. Are you using my work or home address?

[GILD]

both actually
i'll go trawl thru my sent folder and resend

[DigitalDave]

no way

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by DigitalDave
no way Yes, way.

[DigitalDave]

nope

[GILD]

yes pe

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
:confused:
:(

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally posted by JJuggle
:( :( :( :(

:D :D :D :D :eek:

[GILD]

why don't u guys go play poker with Jagur?