I Am Back

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

i remember the days when we origionmally created this mwessage board-back in 01, you all were noobs. Untill i cam,e. Mhy, howq you'vce grownm it is r4eally amazing, after all the hwelp ive given you, how you have all [rgopressed. I love yopu all! you are all of my seed, anmd i will cherish you fordever. I hopew that you will welcome me back as head administrater and modireateor of your board, and as a father tyo you all./ i love you!!!

[James_Potter]

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[Jethro]

Before you leave again, could you teach me how to do that changing water into wine thing? That could make me a bundle.

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

my son, i know you are speec hless at the sight of my magnifienct manhood. I have watched over you all for so long, now i have come to mentor you agaian!!!!!



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[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Originally posted by Jethro
Before you leave again, could you teach me how to do that changing water into wine thing? That could make me a bundle.



Werll mty son, it is really a whole lot easier then you think it is. Fiorst of all, you need to prove to me your willingness to learn my secret holy ways. the pope once thought as you did, and look what happened to him! so i say uibnto you, take heed to my word and great things qwill aproach you in your future. for now, i am off!

[Gilby]

Shouldn't you be listening to the teacher when you're in school there instead of making fake accounts?

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Gilby
Shouldn't you be listening to the teacher when you're in school there instead of making fake accounts?

he clearly needs to be listening to the teacher, as I don't think he has so far spelled a single word correctly.


my magnifienct manhood


eewwwwwwwwww

[Evan Byrne]

My guess is its either Lee, Casey, or Kacee.

[john_childs]

Does Jesus have crazy legs?

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
My guess is its either Lee, Casey, or Kacee.

YOU!

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by James_Potter
YOU!


ME?!

[Evan Byrne]

*Laughs*

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by TheObieOne3226
ME?!

nope, that other guy. EVAN!

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Originally posted by Gilby
Shouldn't you be listening to the teacher when you're in school there instead of making fake accounts?

Baby im skorry, but i muust take credit where credit is due. i was once youer teacher, and i taught you everything you know. if you think you can take on the master, then we will decide who is the master and who is the commander.

[Evan Byrne]

no no no, im not this jesus guy.

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by James_Potter
nope, that other guy. KEVAN!

It's spelled Kevin.

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by JESUS-OF-MAINE
Baby im skorry, but i muust take credit where credit is due. i was once youer teacher, and i taught you everything you know. if you think you can take on the master, then we will decide who is the master and who is the commander.

I really hope you're not my teacher, since you're apparently illiterate.

[Evan Byrne]

It could very well be Kev, he did make "Turbo-Jesus"

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by TheObieOne3226
It's spelled Kevin.

now you're trying to make people think it's you. but see, Gilby said something like
'shouldn't you be in school?'
or somethin, and that gives us a hint that he's one of the younguns. like Tyler, Evan, Drewation, Kaycee, etc....
so THEREFORE, it's NOT YOU! bam, I win

[Evan Byrne]

How about we all head ofa to the Uni chat?

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Please excuse me my sons, but i have been brought up in heaven to speak Hebrew, nmot your native tongue "English".

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Please excuse me my sons, but i have been brought up in heaven to speak Hebrew, nmot your native tongue "English".

[James_Potter]

but you're GOD. you should be perfect, yet you cannot write. are you lysdexic?

[Evan Byrne]

em sti

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
em sti

it's like there's a hidden message in what you wrote.... but I can't figure it out.... what is it? :confused:

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Foolish headenj, do not fucking mess with the son of man,. Ill crucifyu you and your famioly, for i am jesus, god of the wolrd!

[Evan Byrne]

drawkcab ti daer

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
drawkcab ti daer
oh man, this is so confusing.... I have no idea what you're saying!! GOSH, HOW CAN I FIGURE THIS OUT

[JESUS-OF-MAINE]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
drawkcab ti daer
\bring it on, mortal

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
drawkcab ti daer

EMAL

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by JESUS-OF-MAINE
Foolish headenj, do not fucking mess with the son of man,. Ill crucifyu you and your famioly, for i am jesus, god of the wolrd!
you just said a bad word! you go to hell for that!

[Evan Byrne]

lla uoy nwo I

[Evan Byrne]

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[DeadGuy]

Originally posted by Jethro
Before you leave again, could you teach me how to do that changing water into wine thing? That could make me a bundle. to hell with that. i don't need to tell you how he could do me a solid!

[Evan Byrne]

???drawkcab ffuts daer uoy tnac, syug ekas sdog roF

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
???drawkcab ffuts daer uoy tnac, syug ekas sdog roF

is it like another language? or a secret code? do I need to come up with like a translator or something to figure it out?
boy Evan, you're clever.

[Evan Byrne]

Try reading it backward.

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
Try reading it backward.

oh I totally didn't get that before. man, you sure got me.
</sarcasm>

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by James_Potter
oh I totally didn't get that before. man, you sure got me.
</sarcasm>

Me also. That is why I posted the word "LAME" backwards.

[Gilby]

Creating these discriminatory accounts and coming in here and swearing is uncalled for. I will ban you entirely from the site if you do it again.

[Evan Byrne]

Whos is it?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
Whos is it?
CRAZY legs or KcTheAcy. I'm leaning towards KcTheAcy now.

[Gilby]

Originally posted by john_childs
I'm leaning towards KcTheAcy now. me too

[Evan Byrne]

no, not kacce, from what i have seen kacee dosnt cuss like that

[DK]

!nave sti

[Evan Byrne]

ton sti on

[TheObieOne3226]

A man, a plan, a canal...Panama

[john_childs]

Originally posted by Gilby
me too
My alias guessing skills may be getting better than I thought. :)

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by TheObieOne3226
A man, a plan, a canal...Panama

Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.

[kristine]

If Gilby just told everyone the identity of the annoying fake accounts, then people wouldnt find it fun to make fake accounts up anymore, and the annoying ones would stop. Just a thought

[DK]

Its not that easy... you have to look up everyone's IP, then look up the aliases, and find the match.

[Evan Byrne]

its me1 jeez, i didnt want it to tunr into htis big flame.

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
its me1 jeez, i didnt want it to tunr into htis big flame.

toldja....

[Evan Byrne]

By the power invested in me, this thred shal now die.....

[DK]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks8.jpg

[john_childs]

Originally posted by kristine
If Gilby just told everyone the identity of the annoying fake accounts, then people wouldnt find it fun to make fake accounts up anymore, and the annoying ones would stop. Just a thought
I don't want Gilby to out all of the aliases. There are some interesting aliases like Magic 8 Ball and Jaun_Chillies that are fun to have around. It would spoil it to have them outed.

The obviously annoying and abusive fake aliases though are different. I think JESUS-OF-MAINE has said some things that he wouldn't have said if he didn't think he was anonymous. When people think they're anonymous online they tend to act differently than when they know they are not anonymous. I wouldn't be against Gilby choosing to out some of the abusive aliases after giving them a warning. But I also like the very hands off approach that Gilby takes here. On the whole I'm neutral on the outing of the abusive aliases.

[Gilby]

I've been disabling those accounts that are created to impersonate other users.

Oh, and for those of you creating the fake accounts, you're not annonymous. In most cases, it's very easy for me to figure out who you really are.

[Evan Byrne]

Oh really? How can you tell?

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
Oh really? How can you tell?

He knows everything. He's Gilby.

[phil]

Originally posted by Evan Byrne
Oh really? How can you tell?
If it's similar to the forum software I use you just click the IP address link next to each post and it works it out for you, giving you a list of all the names used by that person. No brains required...

Phil

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Gilby
it's very easy for me to figure out who you really are.
Originally posted by phil
No brains required...

If Gilby weren't such a nice guy, I could really have some fun with this.

[phil]

I was thinking more along the lines of if a muppet like me can do it, then someone with a Clue like Gilby should have no difficulty at all... :)

Phil

[KcTheAcy@School]

Hello, the Maine Jesus user is not me. Gliby probably thought that it was because it was posted from an IP that I have used to post once (School) and the IP that I used to create my "KcTheAcy@School" account (resulting in Gliby's witty comment). The person that is doing it goes to my school and saw me reading the forums and decided it would be funny to make a user name. I told him not to because people would think it was me and it’s just a bad idea in general. He did anyways. I am very sorry it is partly my fault for looking at the forums during study hall. I never ever type or talk the way he did. Sorry.

--Kaycee

[john_childs]

Gilby's little comment about posting at school got me thinking it was KcTheAcy@School. The Maine part was easy to guess.

It's not the first time that some non-unicycling kid on a school computer network started posting here because they saw someone else at the school logged in here. Shame that they tend to be rude when they visit.

I say we give JESUS-OF-MAINE a wedgie.

[yoopers]

Thanks for your help here, Gliby. :)

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by James_Potter
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam. T. Eliot, top bard notes putrid tang emanating. Is sad. I'd assign it a name. Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.

[kristine]

Originally posted by KcTheAcy@School
Hello, the Maine Jesus user is not me. Gliby probably thought that it was because it was posted from an IP that I have used to post once (School) and the IP that I used to create my "KcTheAcy@School" account (resulting in Gliby's witty comment). The person that is doing it goes to my school and saw me reading the forums and decided it would be funny to make a user name. I told him not to because people would think it was me and it’s just a bad idea in general. He did anyways. I am very sorry it is partly my fault for looking at the forums during study hall. I never ever type or talk the way he did. Sorry.

--Kaycee

Wait... Evan just said it was him.
Did I miss something else?

[weeble]

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.