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JJuggle
2005-03-16, 01:08 PM
You betcha!

MrBoogiejuice
2005-03-16, 01:10 PM
Our cat Simpkin who passed away last weekend at age 22 had a penchant for baked beans, sweetcorn and peas. Though he was definitely omnivorous.

Kit

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by MrBoogiejuice
Our cat Simpkin who passed away last weekend at age 22 had a penchant for baked beans, sweetcorn and peas. Though he was definitely omnivorous.Kit, sorry to hear that your cat died. 22 years old is a damn old cat. I didn't know they could live that long. Peace.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 01:42 PM
And their diet is so good for their dispositions, too. See how well they share.

MrBoogiejuice
2005-03-16, 02:11 PM
they're very pretty cats you have there.

Simpkin is greatly missed in the house. He was the loveliest cat in the world and turned dog-people to the feline side on several occasions. We are holding a wake for him this week in our local pub so poeple who knew him can come and get drunk in his honour. He was a very good friend. He's been buried under his favourite sunbathing spot which is quite nice I think. Our little girl cat has just fallen pregnant (we got our vets dates mixed up for spaying...doh)so the circle of life keeps on spinning. And our elder cat, The Professor, is warming to his duties as alpha male Johnson cat.

Kit

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by MrBoogiejuice
they're very pretty cats you have there. Thanks. More shots (http://gallery.unicyclist.com/albuu70) here.Simpkin is greatly missed in the house.No doubt. We had not had any cats for 8 or 9 years after our daughter was born. When we finally got Molly and Cupcake it was amazing how quickly they became an integral part of our home.

I'm sure The Professor will do fine.

Pictures?

Cheers.

MrBoogiejuice
2005-03-16, 02:32 PM
I love silver tabbies. our 2 remaining cats are the bother and half sister of a silver tabby kitten we had who disappeared. He was the sexiest cat I've ever seen. I think he was pinched by somebody coz he was just so damned purdy.

I think I lost all the cat pics we had after a formatting recently. But once my sis gets her digi camera back from a friend she's loaned it to I'll stick up some photies

Kit

zod
2005-03-16, 02:54 PM
I'm thinking about getting a cat or two to take care of the shrew problem in the yard......... meat eaters all the way!

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by zod
I'm thinking about getting a cat or two to take care of the shrew problem in the yard......... meat eaters all the way! Why don't you just domesticate them? Wasn't there a book written about that some time ago?

zod
2005-03-16, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Why don't you just domesticate them? Wasn't there a book written about that some time ago?

Yea, but I heard it was plagerized??? ;)

pdc
2005-03-16, 03:41 PM
I was thinking of getting a couple of cats to try out my new catapult. ZING.....MEEEEEEOOOOW

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by pdc
I was thinking of getting a couple of cats to try out my new catapult. ZING.....MEEEEEEOOOOW

I'm not a cat person, but I think that your post is at best tasteless humor.

pdc
2005-03-16, 03:53 PM
I'm not a cat person, but I think that your post is at best tasteless humor.

Get Real

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by pdc
try out my new catapult.Do you also joust? Not necessarily unicycle jousting, but on horses, too.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 03:56 PM
What do you mean by "Get real"?

pdc
2005-03-16, 03:58 PM
Do you also joust? Not necessarily unicycle jousting, but on horses, too.

Yep, a cat in every ring. The lance gets heavy after the 3rd cat
;)

pdc
2005-03-16, 03:59 PM
What do you mean by "Get real"?

My comment was somewhat to rather funny.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by pdc
My comment was somewhat to rather funny.

Good enough, to each his own. :)

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by pdc
My comment was somewhat to rather funny. Definitely in the "somewhat range, but since cats don't read newsgroups - although any cat owner can attest to the fact that they do read the newspaper - I'd say it's tastelessness (also just in the "somewhat" range) was in its favor rather than against it.

I asked about the jousting because along with catapults it's a medieval kind of thing and you do live in the home of the National Jousting Hall of Fame. ;)

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:09 PM
I asked about the jousting because along with catapults it's a medieval kind of thing and you do live in the home of the National Jousting Hall of Fame.

On a more serious note, yes I live about 5 miles from the jousting place and have watched it a # of times. But alas no, I'm not a horseman.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by pdc
On a more serious note, yes I live about 5 miles from the jousting place and have watched it a # of times. But alas no, I'm not a horseman. You should uni over and challenge them. :)

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
I asked about the jousting because along with catapults it's a medieval kind of thing and you do live in the home of the National Jousting Hall of Fame. ;)

Medieval? Ancient (http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/war/Catapults.htm) Modern (http://www.trebuchet.com/kit/fat/)

For a while I constructed "Catapults" as a hobby.

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:21 PM
I bet you could land a cat some 200 - 300 yards with one of these babys.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Medieval? Ancient (http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/war/Catapults.htm) Modern (http://www.trebuchet.com/kit/fat/)

For a while I constructed "Catapults" as a hobby. That's cool. I was just thinking in terms of the historical eras one sees catapults in the movies.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by pdc
I bet you could land a cat some 200 - 300 yards with one of these babys.

Use the Trebuchet Simulater (http://www.trebuchet.com/sim/) to check out your idea. :)

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:23 PM
Sorry to threadjack such an important topic, but.... how in the world do you make a quote have the "originally posted by...."?

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by pdc
I bet you could land a cat some 200 - 300 yards with one of these babys. Make sure it's a hairless or short hair to cut down on wind resistance.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by pdc
Sorry to threadjack such an important topic, but.... how in the world do you make a quote have the "originally posted by...."?

You press the "Quote" instead of "Post Reply"

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
You press the "Quote" instead of "Post Reply"

Aha

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Make sure its a hairless or short hair to cut down on wind resistance.

It would be determined more by the density and shape of a cat then the hair! :D

So, how dense is your cat!

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:29 PM
Back on track.

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
I asked about the jousting because along with catapults it's a medieval kind of thing and you do live in the home of the National Jousting Hall of Fame. ;)
Cool I got it thanks.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Back on track.

Likewise, however my dog will eat not only lettuce but also onions and dandelions. Dogs are obviously better then cats! ;)

pdc
2005-03-16, 04:35 PM
My deer eat grass just before i eat them.

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:39 PM
Besides, my dog climbs trees!

Catboy
2005-03-16, 04:43 PM
Looks to mee like you need to introduce some bacon into those cats' diets.

Bacon... (insert funny slogan here).

It's good!

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Catboy
Looks to mee like you need to introduce some bacon into those cats' diets.

Bacon... (insert funny slogan here).

It's good! They get all the Unchovy they want. They don't need no stinkin' bacon.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by UNIquelyCanadian
Besides, my dog climbs trees! I'm reporting you to the CFHS (http://www.cfhs.ca/index.htm). You've obviously frightened that dog up that tree.

Catboy
2005-03-16, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
They get all the Unchovy they want. They don't need no stinkin' bacon.
Blashphemy!!!! Ill maker them some bacon myself!


I still love you Johnny...

UNIquelyCanadian
2005-03-16, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
I'm reporting you to the CFHS (http://www.cfhs.ca/index.htm). You've obviously frightened that dog up that tree.

Actually, after seeing him jump up a tree after a squirrel I now bribe him up the tree by placing a piece of bread on the trunk.

Besides you can't turn him in, he is very patriotic! :D

Catboy
2005-03-16, 05:09 PM
Bacon for kitties.

Catboy
2005-03-16, 05:10 PM
Eat it quick!!!

Catboy
2005-03-16, 05:11 PM
Bacon, a subsidiary of the Muni Militia Food Council.
Supporting Scrapple and Bacon since '01.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 05:18 PM
Catboy, shouldn't you be in school?

Catboy
2005-03-16, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Catboy, shouldn't you be in school?

Halfdays due to standardized testing. I don't have to go to school till 10:45.

JJuggle
2005-03-16, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Catboy
Halfdays due to standardized testing. I don't have to go to school till 10:45. So, how'd they go?

Catboy
2005-03-16, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
So, how'd they go?

Oh, I don't have standardised testing. Juniors and *th graders do. Sweet for the rest of us.

School, however, was fine.

TheObieOne3226
2005-03-16, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Catboy
Bacon, a subsidiary of the Muni Militia Food Council.
Supporting Scrapple and Bacon since '01.


Mmmhmmm

kristine
2005-03-17, 04:32 AM
I loved the effort Catboy put into cooking up the baccon for the kitties, and taking pictures of it. I give you an A+ for effort. Did it taste good? :P

Catboy
2005-03-17, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by kristine
I loved the effort Catboy put into cooking up the baccon for the kitties, and taking pictures of it. I give you an A+ for effort. Did it taste good? :P

As opposed to bacon ever tasting bad? Of course it tasted good. I have had better, but it waspretty darn good stuff. Well worth the cookin and photo taking.