Mosh Machines

[UniManiac]

everyone post there pics of there machines or armor, heres mine, its not painted yet

[James_Potter]

.... ?

I don't get it.

[UniManiac]

mosh machines/armor is for fightingin pits ar shows. circle pits

and cardbaord battles are also really really fun

[DK]

Originally posted by UniManiac
mosh machines/armor is for fightingin pits ar shows. circle pits

and cardbaord battles are also really really fun
dood! i know soooo many people that if they saw someone wearing cardboard armor at a show, would rip them apart. Don't waer cardboard armor. Throw stuff and have fun, but don't be an arse and punch a girrl in the face.

[UniManiac]

no way have you ever seen the rambo enhanced cd. they have organized cardbord battles, its so sick, like kickings vs knights and protesters vs police. its awsome, yea and those guys that punch the girls are asswhipes. my girl got wall of deathed. she was in the crowed too lol she was fine though.

[JVTFm]

you look like someone from GWAR....

[UniManiac]

well lets see everyones armor and machines

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by UniManiac
well lets see everyones armor and machines



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You're an idiot.

[UniManiac]

your moms an ideot

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by UniManiac
your moms an ideot



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Learn to spell.

[Catboy]

Originally posted by TheObieOne3226
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Learn to spell.


Dude, uber-burn.

[dubmuni2004]

Originally posted by JVTFm
you look like someone from GWAR....

G.W.A.R. rocks...

[daino149]

Have you actually taken that thing (or something like it) into a pit? I wouldn't expect it last more then the first few blows. Seems to me it would be about as effective as painting a bull's eye on your crotch and betting people money they can't kick it.

That's just asking to get hit.

Personally, I'd rather just go in my Docs, jeans and tee shirt. The again, I did get my nose broken in a pit.

[Catboy]

Ive only gotten a bloody nose and 6 stitches from amosh pit.the stitches wer my fault. We had amosh rodeo, and I got kicked in the head. The bloody nose was because of a guy that was seriously messed up on some drugs and like 6'4" just came in swingin and clocked me in the nose. Bot times, I kept on moshing.

Normally(the other 100s of times Ive moshed) I don't get hurt. And when you fall down, 99% of the time someone will pick you up. I love moshing, it's dope. We should all uni mosh one time...

[DK]

unimoshing would be awesome:D

[UniManiac]

well i havent takin it into9 a pit yet, were haveing an organized battle, we all ginna be in cardboard, and no i wouldnt actually take the armor in, if i had machine armor hells yes i would,mosh machines are so hard to beat up.... by yourself

[Catboy]

Ive never actually seen an attention-seeking retard in a mosh pit before. Usually its a ton of people having fun...

[UniManiac]

so you can tell me you never seen a mosh machine in a circle pit?

[Catboy]

Originally posted by UniManiac
so you can tell me you never seen a mosh machine in a circle pit?


Nope, out of probably 200 concerts I've been to with Mosh pits in them, I have not seen a single annoyance like that...

[UniManiac]

you must notr go tou local shows

[Catboy]

Originally posted by UniManiac
you must notr go tou local shows


All local, with no-name bands sometimes. Except for Warped tour, and yet... no Mosh machines.


You must just be seeing things.

[UniManiac]

hmm machines must be an east bay things

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by UniManiac
hmm machines must be an east bay things


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[UniManiac]

your on drugs, and mosh machines are the shit

[UniManiac]

see here is a nice exaple of a mosh machine, click on the link abouve

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by DERRRRR
your on drugs, and mosh machines are the shit


Oh, sorry, that pictures disproves everything I have said about you being an idiot. Will you forgive me?




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Why does his box say SWAT? Poser.

Dude seriously. If you wore a box anywhere near me regardless of the presence of a pit I would have to drop you. If you wore that to a concert everyone would just be really really confused and kick your ass for the hell of it. If you wore it into a pit people would laugh at you. The idea of a pit is to get close to people through physical contact and really let the music flow through your body and actions, not to kick peoples asses or hurt anyone. So why would you want an advantage to protect you from the very reason youre supposed to be there...physical contact. Oh...right...DeR

[evil-nick]

My dream is that someone makes this one day...
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=172

[Catboy]

Originally posted by evil-nick
My dream is that someone makes this one day...
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=172


My dream is that people like Unimaniac will be eradicated from the earth.

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Catboy
My dream is that people like Unimaniac will be eradicated from the earth.

dude, that'd be terrible! who'd we get to laugh at??

[KcTheAcy]

If you dont want to get hurt you could wear 661's under your clothes, haha

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by KcTheAcy
If you dont want to get hurt you could wear 661's under your clothes, haha


Or not go in a pit dressed like a total douchebrush.


:: Pelvic Thrust ::

[Catboy]

He's right. People mosh to hjave fun... not be total retards.

[Goatman!]

i would have to beat on anyone who dresses like that to a concert. just for the fun of it

[markf]

this cardboard armour and stuff must be some retarded hardcore fashion thing. like guys wearing girl's jeans. seriously i don't know how anyone that trendy can live with themself. i've been to lots of shows, and only once at a rave did anyone dress up in cardboard. and he did it for fun, he was the P.L.U.R. Bot and everyone loved him. he danced like a robot. that's almost as bad as wearing the shirt of the band you're seeing to the show.

[UniManiac]

thats not me in the machine, i dont even know that guy, Dude seriously. If you wore a box anywhere near me regardless of the presence of a pit I would have to drop you. If you wore that to a concert everyone would just be really really confused and kick your ass for the hell of it. If you wore it into a pit people would laugh at you. The idea of a pit is to get close to people through physical contact and really let the music flow through your body and actions, not to kick peoples asses or hurt anyone. So why would you want an advantage to protect you from the very reason youre supposed to be there...physical contact. Oh...right...DeR dood you guys wouldnt be bashing it so much if you ever been to a good show, you probly go listen to bad stuff like blick 182 or some shit like that, mosh machines kisk ass , if i was in a machine and you were in the same put youde get beat

[Fuego]

Originally posted by evil-nick
My dream is that someone makes this one day...
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=172


yeah! megatokyo is the bomb!

I agree, though.

[TheObieOne3226]

Originally posted by UniManiac
thats not me in the machine, i dont even know that guy, dood you guys wouldnt be bashing it so much if you ever been to a good show, you probly go listen to bad stuff like blick 182 or some shit like that, mosh machines kisk ass , if i was in a machine and you were in the same put youde get beat


No, I don't listen to that shit. I go to shows with real pits.




The idea of a pit is not to send someone to the hospital.

[markf]

what bands would you go see wearing cardboard? no show i've ever been to would let you leave that on for more than about 2 seconds. it'd get torn off.