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Checkernuts
2004-10-24, 06:30 AM
What is the most inappropriate yet accepable thing that can be posted in these forums.

Use your imaginations and push the boundries anything goes unitll it goes "too far"

Goatman!
2004-10-24, 06:51 AM
my nads itch....:(

Elmer Fudd
2004-10-24, 02:05 PM
I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet

TheObieOne3226
2004-10-24, 03:19 PM
It shall be done.

Catboy
2004-10-24, 05:32 PM
I think it would probably be about crotch pain, or maybe a picture of chaffed thighs(balls held out of the way). I think the "I'm to Sexy for My Unicycle" qualified as one of the most innapropriate yet happily acceptable threads.

James_Potter
2004-10-24, 05:37 PM
Harper's sexy picture.

Checkernuts
2004-10-25, 01:19 AM
I doint know I think anything about balls even balls in mouth my be appropriate,

I mean who can say that some balls in mouth doesnt heal a good chaffing....

Catboy
2004-10-25, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Checkernuts
I doint know I think anything about balls even balls in mouth my be appropriate,

I mean who can say that some balls in mouth doesnt heal a good chaffing....

But after a while it hurts your back... Uhh I mean, wouldn't that hurt your back, putting your balls in your mouth... Uhhh....

Checkernuts
2004-10-25, 04:36 AM
Ok clearly talking about balls is still acceptable, time for something new...







go!

TheObieOne3226
2004-10-25, 04:37 AM
So who here uses illegal drugs?


How's that?

James_Potter
2004-10-25, 04:40 AM
Let's tell offensive racist jokes!

There's a mexican guy and a black guy in a car. Who's driving?









































the police.

(no offense to any Mexicans, Black Guys, or police)

TheObieOne3226
2004-10-25, 04:43 AM
OH GOD! THAT WAS GOOD









Bakz0rs

Checkernuts
2004-10-25, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by James_Potter
Let's tell offensive racist jokes!

There's a mexican guy and a black guy in a car. Who's driving?


the police.

(no offense to any Mexicans, Black Guys, or police)

Yea I think that may be too far. lets back it up a tad and try again.


Maybe something about poop.... ?

Goatman!
2004-10-25, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by Checkernuts
Maybe something about poop.... ?
has anyone crapped soo much that it wouldnt fit down the pipe? like the loaf was too big around?

joona
2004-10-25, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Goatman!

has anyone crapped soo much that it wouldnt fit down the pipe? like the loaf was too big around?

_o/ It wasn't too big, but so long and hard that it wouldn't fit :p Hmm... That sounds a little bit strangeish...

How about Harper taking a new pic with women's underwear?

Tim
2004-10-26, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by joona


_o/ It wasn't too big, but so long and hard that it wouldn't fit :p Hmm... That sounds a little bit strangeish...

How about Harper taking a new pic with women's underwear? that and when you think that you should hack it up to make it smaller to make it fit.

Oh yeah Harper....

Antimatter
2004-10-26, 09:58 PM
i did one like that at work, told my manager a customer did it, so he had to clean it up:D are drugs appropriate talk? Anyone else enjoy riding a lot more when theyre stoned? i find mounting a lot harder but the ride much more enjoyable

harper
2004-10-26, 10:29 PM
Ha ha, Chex. I am pleased to know that I am the one at that extreme edge you seek. You may not cross this line.

___________________________________________

Checkernuts
2004-10-27, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by harper
Ha ha, Chex. I am pleased to know that I am the one at that extreme edge you seek. You may not cross this line.

___________________________________________

You cant beat the best. But you can try.

Twisthem488
2004-10-30, 03:03 AM
*to the tune of walking in a winter wonderland

Lacy things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spaghetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say: 'Are you ready?'
I'll say: 'Woah man! Let's wait until the wife is out of town.'

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacy things - missing.
Didn't ask - permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......

written by Bob Rivers

JJuggle
2004-10-30, 03:09 AM
This (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35976).

Catboy
2004-10-30, 06:53 PM
This:
http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg

Sweet Dreams...

forrestunifreak
2004-10-30, 08:30 PM
Catboys avatar.:)




just kidding.:D



hey,i have a sticker like that.

James_Potter
2004-10-31, 08:06 PM
What do you call a professional fisherman?

forrestunifreak
2004-10-31, 08:17 PM
I dunno.What?





QUOTE]Originally posted by Checkernuts



Maybe something about poop.... ? [/QUOTE]



how about pooping off the back of the unicycle while riding seat in front.and getting the tire all gummed up.

or seat draging through dog poop and getting back on the seat and grabbing the handel.

Catboy
2004-10-31, 08:18 PM
A Master Baiter.

It is getting old James...

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TheObieOne3226
2004-10-31, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
This (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35976).


I think that was acceptable until unimaniac's comment. We were all examining things we have gone through subjectively and expressing our opinions. I don't think thats a bad thing.


Now I feel unimaniac's comment was very off-color and inappropriate. As with many of his comments. He is one of the people who have been the most negative recently in my opinion.

TheObieOne3226
2004-10-31, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Catboy
A Master Baiter.

It is getting old James...

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Whats that like 50 for the day Eric?

Catboy
2004-10-31, 08:32 PM
Actually I am counting down to big #1000.

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TheObieOne3226
2004-10-31, 09:14 PM
I know, but you had like 950 yesterday right?

Catboy
2004-10-31, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by TheObieOne3226
I know, but you had like 950 yesterday right?

I think I ended yesterday with like 960 something...

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TheObieOne3226
2004-10-31, 09:34 PM
I count 55 on the day.

Catboy
2004-10-31, 10:10 PM
Wow... I guess you're right. Pretty Crazy Stuff.

Oh and 9