I'm drowning in stupidity!!!

[Murde Mental]

this thread is pointless............................................................... ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ................ or is it?....wait!.......there IS a point to this thread!

I just need some time to think about it.....

~~~~~thinking hard~~~~~~~

YES! I've got it!!!

The point of this thread is to stop making pointless threads!

oh, wait....that can't be it.....






somebody help me out with this......

[HandyAndy]

i second this motion

[James_Potter]

Logan A, how did you hack into Murde Mental's account?

[Murde Mental]

HA! HA! HA!!!

I'm all powerfull!!

I could even hack inot YOUR account....if I wanted to....I just don't want to....

Murde MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEENNNTALLLLLLLL

I'm just kidding.

I'm a more subtle crazy person but sometimes the need to kill sanity is just overwhelming......

like today for example, I'm feeling perticularly zany...and inzany.....


I do not like green eggs and anus I do not like your stupid cheese....why can't I get any real food around this place!?......Green eggs!?....what the hell man!?....only green chickens can lay green eggs! and they're too busy being made into curry!

who ever heard of green chickens!?..they don't exist...so how come green chicken curry exists eh!?...not so smart now are you!?

what about potatos? you say potato and I say potato....good, I'm glad we agree on that one...

what about tomatos?....you say tomato and I say tomato...good, good....

tomato, tomato, potato, potato.....okay!okay! I heard you know will you shut up and hand over the flimflam sauce?....and a little shuboppa on the side.....


WOoo....I've really gone into the deep end of the crazy pool....and you know what!?....I LIKE IT!!!!!

BWAHHAAAHHA!!!! LOOK-OUT!!!! SHhhhhhhhhhhMOKIN'!

[James_Potter]

Oh yeah? What's my password?

[Murde Mental]

harry potter?

[James_Potter]

NOOO you figured it ouT! Now I have to change it, but now my computer has bluescreened to death so you have time to hack in!!

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by Murde Mental
only green chickens can lay green eggs! Actually, it is Arucana Hens that lay green eggs. Their plumage colors range from brown to grey.

See eggs on the left:

[Murde Mental]

unibrier that is CRAZYY!!!!....WOOOOHH.....My vision of the world has drasticly been modified.....green eggs exist!?....

what about umpa-lumpas?....they MUST exist then....right!?

and pushmepullyous....for sure THEY exist.....

[James_Potter]

I was once going to be an Oompa Loompa for Halloween. You eat about five pounds of carrots every day during October, and it turns your skin a shade of orange. Then I was going to dye my hair green, and wear white suspenders.
But then, I didn't.

[Murde Mental]

Yeah......but do they exist?....
I'm sure I could find them in the guiness medical files...

[Murde Mental]

speaking of colourful chickens..... Tandoori chicken is red....which is pretty amazing......

I wish I had a tandoori oven AND a deep-frier.....

then I could have deep-fried tandoori chicken....

I wonder what color eggs tandoori chickens lay.....orange maybe?

[Murde Mental]

where's the pushmepullyou's a__ hole!?

WHERE!?

[James_Potter]

Just like all other animals:
What goes in one end, comes out the other.

[Murde Mental]

have you ever seen a pushmepullyou!?...it doesn't have two ends!...well it does....but they're both the same...which one is the buisness end!?

[James_Potter]

Each end has to eat. What goes in one end, comes out the other. Therefore, whatever end A eats, let's call him Fred, what Fred eats has to come out of side 2, let's call him Charlie. Whatever Charlie eats must come out of Fred.

It's gruesome, I know. But the truth hurts sometimes.

[Murde Mental]

I think Unibrier has a more "scientific" aproach.....

[treepotato]

what about potatos? you say potato and I say potato....good, I'm glad we agree on that one...

ah ah ahhh wait a minute not quite right there,

i say 'treepotato'

ha! :)

[Murde Mental]

as long as it's not treepotAto it's alright...

[toddw9]

Ok I'm resurrecting the most pointless thread I could find because it's so pointless that it's gotta be worth thousands of Owen points. The thread even states how pointless it is. Wow. Not that the points will get me anywhere but whatever. Whaddaya say Owen? Enjoy it, this is the last resurrection I make for fear of Gilby clicking one of his magic buttons that causes me pain.

[dan de man]

what really pissed me off about willy wonka is the ompalompas didnt wear hair-nets i can just imagine me finding a long gelled up green hair in my chocolate bar spearking of chocolate how com i cant go to the srore walk in and buy my self a simple and plain chocolate bar ,why!!! i just want chocolate not sum stupid areo bar that you pay 2 bucks for and is some hing like 75%air and also going off onanother tangent can anyone here suck in farts i know its king wired thing to ask but im the only one i know who can do this please tell me

[forrestunifreak]

Anyone can hack into my account, my password is kirvykirby7

isn't that illegal..?

[monkeyman]

I was once going to be an Oompa Loompa for Halloween. You eat about five pounds of carrots every day during October, and it turns your skin a shade of orange. Then I was going to dye my hair green, and wear white suspenders.
But then, I didn't.
When I was a baby, I ate so much orange baby food (carrot, sweet potato, stuff like that), that my skin actually started turning orange....they then changed my diet a little bit
-edit-
holy crap, I just realized this thread is OLD

[Murde Mental]

isn't that illegal..?


word what? When did I say that...


and holy crap... I do not remember writing any of that stuff... it's so... STUPID.

Damn...

[dan de man]

wtf is a pushmepullme