question and answers for the smarter people..

[Murde Mental]

I will start my new thread like so:

NEW THREAD!!!!

this thread concerns all you alternative thinkers out there...
I will ask a question and you shall answer it...

starting with:

What is the cheese grater effect?

and a bonus question:

how does one become a bonafied, certified superior being?






Answer to bonus question: join The Owen's skool of altered thinking...

[James_Potter]

The cheese grater effect is when you try a unispin or a suicide mount without shin guards, and the pedal cheese grates your skin.

BONUS QUESTION
You cannot become one. There is only one. He is sitting in my chair.

[Murde Mental]

you're very close Potter.....

and for your question...The answer WOULD be god....but not for the reasons you might think......he's omnipresent so techniquelly (mind the spelling) he's sitting in your chair.....

you are also sitting in your chair, but I strongly doubt your holiness...

if no one else is gonna answer these questions then I'll ask my own....

if we all were bananas would that make the government a bunch of chimpanzees?

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Murde Mental
he's sitting in your chair.....

you are also sitting in your chair....

A) He is sitting in my chair
B) I am sitting in my chair

Therefore

C) I am him.

[Murde Mental]

wrong, therefore you are a cat.

for all cats are mortal, you are mortal

therefore you are a cat

[James_Potter]

No no no, this is exactly what Socrates proved wrong hundreds of years ago!!!

Here's an example:

If it's raining, is the sidewalk wet?
YES

If the sidewalk is wet, is it raining?
NOT NECESSARILY.

If I'm a cat, am I mortal?
YES

If I'm mortal, am I a cat?
NOT NECESSARILY.

See, I quoted from Socrates' works, I'm clever.

[Murde Mental]

Socrates is also a cat

he just said that to hide it....

[James_Potter]

Ah, but the real question is,

was Socrates immortal???

Also, do you pronounce Socrates as Sock-rayts or Sock-ruh-tees? I think it's the second one.

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by James_Potter
Also, do you pronounce Socrates as Sock-rayts or Sock-ruh-tees?

It has to be Sock-ruh-tees to work in Monty Python's Philospher's Song:


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed



John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.

[tomblackwood]

Originally posted by UniBrier
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Let's not forget that Socrates drank himself to death....

[Murde Mental]

Oh, yeah! this seemingly pointless thread is kicking off!...see how subtle I am?...

And whoever quotes Monty Python has my respect....

monty python rules all!!!




NU!

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Murde Mental
NU!

No no, it's NI.

Nu, nu!

No, not NU, NI!

NI?

Yes, that's good. NI, NI!


Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'NI' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

[paco]

Originally posted by tomblackwood
Let's not forget that Socrates drank himself to death....

So how many caught the joke? Pretty clever, if you ask me.



Death by Cheese Grater would be the WORST way to go.

[Murde Mental]

or death by sand paper...

OUCH!.....

Ok, back to the questions: what's the difference between a cat and a clause?



it's a good one.....

[Tim]

Originally posted by Murde Mental
wrong, therefore you are a cat.

for all cats are mortal, you are mortal

therefore you are a cat

I saw that and thought Monty Python logic. How to tell if a woman is a witch.

[HandyAndy]

there's always this:
http://members.lycos.nl/whellup/temp/images/afzeik_072.jpg

[Tim]

well yeah but we all knew that. That just is more substanchual proof. (im a bad speller)

[Murde Mental]

wow...that's good!....

Nobody has a answer to my question?

[James_Potter]

Originally posted by Tim
substanchual
Substantial.
Another point for me, wheee.

[Murde Mental]

the answer is: A cat has claws at the end of his paws while a there's a pause at the end of the clause...

NEW QUESTION!!!!

where the hell is a pushmepullyou's buisness end!?

[James_Potter]

Both ends are. I have already clarified this.

[UniBrier]

Originally posted by paco Originally posted by tomblackwood
Let's not forget that Socrates drank himself to death....
So how many caught the joke? Pretty clever, if you ask me. Freakin' brilliant response, if you ask me: Read, pause, lighbulb goes on, grin.


Originally posted by Murde Mental
pushmepullyou's buisness end!? There is no business "end", I guess you would have to call it the business middle as it would have to be at the connection point between the two halves.

As with normal mammals this would also coincide with the with the birthing canal. It is a little known or though of fact that one end is male and the other end is female. Since the mating act is virtually impossible everything is done internally in a form of quasi-Asexual Reproduction. They also never have a breach birth.

[Murde Mental]

Now THAT is an answer....Thank-you Unibrier....

[Murde Mental]

NEW QUESTION!!!!

Here's a question that has gone unanswered far too long:

Why did the fifth little piggy go "WEEEE!" all the way home?