The longest sentence ever

[Sofa]

Directions:
You may only add one word at a time, and may not have 2 posts in a row


Today

[James_Potter]

we

[JJuggle]

rode

[zod]

albino

[JJuggle]

naked

[vincelemay]

with

[HandyAndy]

hundreds

[Ben Plotkin-Swing]

of

[monkey wrench]

furry little creatures. <---period

[Sofa]

Originally posted by Sofa
Directions:
You may only add one word at a time


Sigh....

[James_Potter]

<ignoring monkey wrenches post>

lambchops

[Sofa]

whom

[paco]

wished

[north]

it

[vincelemay]

could

[spyder]

unendingly

[paco]

snow

[vincelemay]

wherever

[paco]

(Hijack!)
Originally posted by everybody so far:
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever...

(Our grammar needs work)

[spyder]

Sofa

[Krashin'Kenny]

busted

[HandyAndy]

out

[zod]

his

[commandoH]

poop!

[KJ-52]

which

[paco]

tasted

[HandyAndy]

like

[tennisgh22]

burning

[Sofa]

Marmite

[hell-on-wheel]

but

[Mike_Foote]

smelled

[tennisgh22]

actually

[spickydoo]

superliminal

[paco]

until

[HandyAndy]

he

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he

[paco]

called

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some

[daino149]

kiwis

[GILD]

aussies

[James_Potter]

to

[Murde Mental]

actually

[GILD]

infuriate

[vincelemay]

several

[HandyAndy]

slack-jawed

[HandyAndy]

Originally posted by RECAP
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed

[paco]

unitarians

[hell-on-wheel]

bent

[zod]

on

[Murde Mental]

world-destruction

[daino149]

and

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death

[Logan_A.]

that's funny I always thought the longest sentence in the english language was "I do."


Logan AUUUUUU

[toddw9]

and

[daino149]

steak

[toddw9]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches

[spyder]

fried

[Murde Mental]

in

[daino149]

turkey

[Murde Mental]

and

[hell-on-wheel]

antidisestablishmentarianism

edit: Wait, does this mean the unitarians are bent on antidisestablishmentarianism, or that the steak sandwichs they are bent on are fried in antidisestablishmentarianism?

[toddw9]

Originally posted by hell-on-wheel
antidisestablishmentarianism

edit: Wait, does this mean the unitarians are bent on antidisestablishmentarianism, or that the steak sandwichs they are bent on are fried in antidisestablishmentarianism?

the steak sandwiches are fried in antidisestablishmentarianism...


Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based

[UniBrier]

broth

[tomblackwood]

fermented

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in

[GILD]

anarchic

[daino149]

cups

[James_Potter]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding

[spyder]

nothing

[Murde Mental]

[not part of sentence]

at least try to keep it slightly coherent....

[paco]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing

except

[nick]

hot

[Murde Mental]

salsa

[Krashin'Kenny]

which

[Murde Mental]

burned

[Krashin'Kenny]

his

[Murde Mental]

belly

[HandyAndy]

unmentionable

[daino149]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable

parts

[Murde Mental]

and

[HandyAndy]

scorched

[HandyAndy]

Originally posted by some slack-jawed yocalls
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched

[Murde Mental]

his

[spyder]

my

[spyder]

(Sorry, I got called away and wasn't able to edit my post. Instead of my, make it...)

stupid

[James_Potter]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster

[daino149]

by

[uniextreme]

grabbing

[toddw9]

more

[TheObieOne3226]

faygo-rock-n-rye

[forget_your_life]

bullshit-assplater

[muniracer]

and

[TheObieOne3226]

poultry

[BillyTheMountain]

flavored

[TheObieOne3226]

ramen-noodles

[BillyTheMountain]

in

[James_Potter]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the

[BillyTheMountain]

supercalifragilistic

[James_Potter]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious

[BillyTheMountain]

quasi-deformed

[HandyAndy]

method

[toddw9]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of

[daino149]

taekwondo

[BillyTheMountain]

performed

[Krashin'Kenny]

against

[BillyTheMountain]

vast

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal [sic]* until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast

backdrops

* should be supraliminal

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

[BillyTheMountain]

of

[Sofa]

Originally posted by JJuggle


* should be supraliminal

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

In Spickydoo's defense, he is referencing a Simpson's episode where the navy was using superliminal (hiding 'Join the Navy' in a song), Liminal (saying 'Hey, Join the Navy') and Superliminal ([Officer leans out of third floor office and yells to Lenny and Carl] 'HEY!!!! JOIN THE NAVY!!') methods of recruitment

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by Sofa


In Spickydoo's defense, he is referencing a Simpson's episode where the navy was using superliminal (hiding 'Join the Navy' in a song), Liminal (saying 'Hey, Join the Navy') and Superliminal ([Officer leans out of third floor office and yells to Lenny and Carl] 'HEY!!!! JOIN THE NAVY!!') methods of recruitment Thanks. My friends keep telling me I should be watching that show.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

[Sofa]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Thanks. My friends keep telling me I should be watching that show.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

They don't lie!

[BillyTheMountain]

....vast backdrops of JJuggle's......

[Sofa]

screensaver

[BillyTheMountain]

superpowered

[JJuggle]

triple

[UniTyler]

dookie

[BillyTheMountain]

flavored

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered

[BillyTheMountain]

extravagantly

[JJuggle]

bedecked

[BillyTheMountain]

ball-peen

[daino149]

hula-dancing

[commandoH]

poop!

[HandyAndy]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face

[BillyTheMountain]

Bush

[JJuggle]

mendaciously

[BillyTheMountain]

attacked

[samuel]

legions

[vincelemay]

covered

[daino149]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered

in

[toddw9]

tar

[Tim]

with

[Robbie]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous

[BillyTheMountain]

wookie-dookie-poop!

[johnhimsworth]

actuated

By the way, you can't use exclamation marks, they end the sentance.

John

[BillyTheMountain]

dookey-hookey-poop

[toddw9]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop

still

[Tim]

I

[dubmuni2004]

had

[toddw9]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had

thirty-seven

[theamazingmolio]

cows

[daino149]

and

[forget_your_life]

Nintendo

[forget_your_life]

.

[carrie anne]

rules

[Bonduranto]

embedded

[johnglazer]

axes

[Robbie]

are

[daino149]

not

[BillyTheMountain]

gracefully

[TheObieOne3226]

dancing

[BillyTheMountain]

with

[daino149]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with

some

[BillyTheMountain]

scantilly

[JJuggle]

perforated

[BillyTheMountain]

wenches

[JJuggle]

claiming

[BillyTheMountain]

superiority

[JJuggle]

while

[Sofa]

they

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they

exhumed

[Sofa]

copius

[paco]

amounts

[JJuggle]

of

[mike.hinson]

hot

[Ender]

coagulated

[HandyAndy]

chocolate

[BillyTheMountain]

infused

[vincelemay]

purely

[UniManiac]

with

[BillyTheMountain]

extra

[JJuggle]

elongated

[GILD]

teabags

[JJuggle]

frothing

[BillyTheMountain]

from

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from

their

[BillyTheMountain]

her

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by BillyTheMountain
her herniated

(My "their" came first, Billy's "her" ain't grammatical). :)

[BillyTheMountain]

unicycle

[toddw9]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle

spokes

[BillyTheMountain]

lit

[JJuggle]

up

[HandyAndy]

the

[chirokid]

evening

[Tim]

with

[BillyTheMountain]

HokeySpokes

[UNI GUY]

until

[Tim]

fire

[HandyAndy]

broke

[Tim]

all

[daino149]

the

[Tim]

way

[hell-on-wheel]

home

[BillyTheMountain]

until

[uniextreme]

a

[HandyAndy]

freak

[vincelemay]

beauty

[HandyAndy]

Originally posted by ****
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest

[daino149]

was

[JJuggle]

invalidated

[BillyTheMountain]

due

[JJuggle]

to

[BillyTheMountain]

malfunctioning

[JJuggle]

wardrobe

[BillyTheMountain]

of

[JJuggle]

Janet

OK, he takes the PM bait and ignores the ongoing grammatical stiltedness.

[BillyTheMountain]

Jackson

[digitalattrition]

's brother

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest was invalidated due to <the> malfunctioning wardrobe of Janet Jackson's brother

who

[HandyAndy]

attempted

[BillyTheMountain]

suicide

[JJuggle]

by

[BillyTheMountain]

SuperBowl

[JJuggle]

induced

[HandyAndy]

mega

[JJuggle]

ennui

[BillyTheMountain]

riddled

[JJuggle]

with

[vincelemay]

yet

[HandyAndy]

another

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest was invalidated due to <the> malfunctioning wardrobe of Janet Jackson's brother who attempted suicide by SuperBowl induced mega ennui riddled with yet another

plebeian

[BillyTheMountain]

mess

[JJuggle]

instigated

[BillyTheMountain]

by

[JJuggle]

reprobate

[BillyTheMountain]

pensum

[get out your OED]

[JJuggle]

unendingly

pensum: nice one!

[BillyTheMountain]

writing

[JJuggle]

byzantine

[BillyTheMountain]

imperial

[JJuggle]

doggerel

[GILD]

on

[JJuggle]

papyrus

[BillyTheMountain]

100

[JJuggle]

times

( ;) )

[BillyTheMountain]

"I

[JJuggle]

will

[BillyTheMountain]

not

[JJuggle]

lite

[BillyTheMountain]

my

[JJuggle]

Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop! which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop! face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest was invalidated due to <the> malfunctioning wardrobe of Janet Jackson's brother who attempted suicide by SuperBowl induced mega ennui riddled with yet another plebeian mess instigated by pensum unendingly writing byzantine imperial doggerel on papyrus 100 times "I will not lite my

spokes

[BillyTheMountain]

my

[BillyTheMountain]

[scratch that "my"]
in

[ajp529]

marshmellow

[JJuggle]

coated

[BillyTheMountain]

HokeySpokes"

[JJuggle]

which

[BillyTheMountain]

extricated

[having completed his pensum by writnig 100 times...]

[ajp529]

phlem