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habbywall
2006-03-02, 02:07 AM
and
[yes reply 500!]

dudewithasock
2006-03-02, 02:18 AM
lovable

James_Potter
2006-03-02, 02:24 AM
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest was invalidated due to <the> malfunctioning wardrobe of Janet Jackson's brother who attempted suicide by SuperBowl induced mega ennui riddled with tankyet another plebeian mess instigated by pensum unendingly writing byzantine imperial doggerel on papyrus 100 times "I will not lite my spokes in marshmellow coated HokeySpokes" which extricated phlegm from deep within his chestal area resulting in diarrhea consisting solely of refined skin blemishes that would pustulate no clownish diety of American proclivities for use and meaning or any ecstatic revivalism fomenting internecine internecine feuding until several flag-draped emissaries blithely proclaiming Condoleeza Rice's fusillade to have lacked bouncy beautiful beneficence relentlessly exerting undue influence in order that cetain heretofore unmentionable unmentionables never poison Burkina Faso's already camouflaged in chameleon tank economics wich Ghana intended for futuristic subterfuge targeting malecontent marchers protesting post-apocalyptic poop from an heresyphobic elephant <that> tyler cox said cheesie and puffs on her cuban butt cigar that started as they went to the beach called burbon then exploded gallantly all until they made a lawnmower without the lawn or the mower because somebody stuck their finger into the gas apparatus made from spare foreskin cut off of Michael Jackson's nose with a nose that got bigger and smaller and pointier until it came inside, and ate some wheels stew without utensils without any periods cause he was a guy and he was a purple five year ago ham sandwich cheesecake souffle but it smelled terrible like dudewithasock who really rocked hillbillies even when they drank more moonshine than trials_uni with a big bag of flaming potatoes, then suddenly many things exploded while unicyclists gleefully tromped on habbywall pink piggys backs without breaking every toenail in their little toe which was bigger than Michael Jackson's face doo doo butter meanwhile the okapis cried like ginormous dinosaurs with celery and loveable snubbles

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 02:30 AM
piranahs

Brian MacKenzie
2006-03-02, 02:52 AM
onepointtwentyonegigawatts

habbywall
2006-03-02, 11:47 AM
superconducters

monkeyman
2006-03-02, 05:28 PM
electrocuted

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 07:57 PM
monkeyman

habbywall
2006-03-02, 09:35 PM
to

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 10:00 PM
death

habbywall
2006-03-02, 10:01 PM
without

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 10:03 PM
lesbians

habbywall
2006-03-02, 10:07 PM
or

toddw9
2006-03-02, 10:39 PM
ants

habbywall
2006-03-02, 10:58 PM
or

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 10:58 PM
habbywall

habbywall
2006-03-02, 11:01 PM
[i tried to write or but it sayed it was a duplicate to something i posted in less then 5 minutes ago, so my word for this post is:]
or

trials_uni
2006-03-02, 11:23 PM
pickles

habbywall
2006-03-03, 12:07 AM
or

uni-steve5111
2006-03-03, 12:32 AM
oxen

habbywall
2006-03-03, 12:39 AM
or

trials_uni
2006-03-03, 02:17 AM
[stop syaing "or" habby]

purplepumkins

habbywall
2006-03-03, 02:19 AM
and
[there last one, i was wondering when you would put an end to it]

dudewithasock
2006-03-03, 02:49 AM
turtles

trials_uni
2006-03-03, 03:00 AM
[ it was getting a bit too much to handle lol]

with

litldude2
2006-03-03, 03:07 AM
fries

trials_uni
2006-03-03, 03:33 AM
supreme

toddw9
2006-03-03, 07:13 AM
flowing

supersam
2006-03-03, 12:33 PM
be

dudewithasock
2006-03-03, 02:52 PM
[ ...fries supreme flowing be? Wtf kinda sentence structure is that?]

habbywall
2006-03-03, 05:22 PM
without

dorkybarb
2006-03-03, 07:36 PM
mountainous

habbywall
2006-03-03, 10:22 PM
or
[no worries mate, this is my only or for this list]

sobriquet
2006-08-01, 02:16 AM
non-mountainus

Catboy
2006-08-01, 02:18 AM
pies.

Naomi
2006-08-01, 06:42 AM
pies.


I notice that you included a full stop there.

Therefore here endeth the sentence, and the thread. No more words may be legitimately added.



Nao

iridemymuni
2006-08-01, 06:43 AM
does that mean catboy wins?

Catboy
2006-08-01, 07:35 AM
Yup.

ivan
2006-08-01, 02:01 PM
So, bring out the full sentence!:D

James_Potter
2006-11-23, 07:30 AM
Today we rode albino naked with hundreds of lambchops whom wished it could unendingly snow wherever Sofa busted out his poop which tasted like burning Marmite but smelled actually superliminal until he called some kiwis aussies to actually infuriate several slack-jawed unitarians bent on world-destruction and death and steak sandwiches fried in turkey and antidisestablishmentarianism based broth fermented in anarchic cups wielding nothing except hot salsa which burned his belly unmentionable parts and scorched his toaster by grabbing more bullshit-assplater and poultry flavored ramen-noodles in the supercalifragilistic expialidocious quasi-deformed method of taekwondo performed against vast backdrops of JJuggle's screensaver superpowered triple dookie flavored marmot covered extravagantly bedecked ball-peen hula-dancing poop face Bush mendaciously attacked legions covered in tar with gelatinous wookie-dookie-poop actuated dookey-hookey poop still I had thirty-seven cows and Nintendo rules embedded axes are not gracefully dancing with some scantilly perforated wenches claiming superiority while they exhumed copious amounts of hot coagulated chocolate infused purely with extra elongated teabags frothing from their herniated unicycle spokes lit of the evening with HockeySpokes until fire broke all the way home until a freak beauty contest was invalidated due to <the> malfunctioning wardrobe of Janet Jackson's brother who attempted suicide by SuperBowl induced mega ennui riddled with tankyet another plebeian mess instigated by pensum unendingly writing byzantine imperial doggerel on papyrus 100 times "I will not lite my spokes in marshmellow coated HokeySpokes" which extricated phlegm from deep within his chestal area resulting in diarrhea consisting solely of refined skin blemishes that would pustulate no clownish diety of American proclivities for use and meaning or any ecstatic revivalism fomenting internecine internecine feuding until several flag-draped emissaries blithely proclaiming Condoleeza Rice's fusillade to have lacked bouncy beautiful beneficence relentlessly exerting undue influence in order that cetain heretofore unmentionable unmentionables never poison Burkina Faso's already camouflaged in chameleon tank economics wich Ghana intended for futuristic subterfuge targeting malecontent marchers protesting post-apocalyptic poop from an heresyphobic elephant <that> tyler cox said cheesie and puffs on her cuban butt cigar that started as they went to the beach called burbon then exploded gallantly all until they made a lawnmower without the lawn or the mower because somebody stuck their finger into the gas apparatus made from spare foreskin cut off of Michael Jackson's nose with a nose that got bigger and smaller and pointier until it came inside, and ate some wheels stew without utensils without any periods cause he was a guy and he was a purple five year ago ham sandwich cheesecake souffle but it smelled terrible like dudewithasock who really rocked hillbillies even when they drank more moonshine than trials_uni with a big bag of flaming potatoes, then suddenly many things exploded while unicyclists gleefully tromped on habbywall pink piggys backs without breaking every toenail in their little toe which was bigger than Michael Jackson's face doo doo butter meanwhile the okapis cried like ginormous dinosaurs with celery and loveable snubbles piranhas onepointtwentyonegigawatts superconducters electrocuted monkeyman to death without lesbians or ants or habbywall or pickles or oxen or purplepumkins and turtles with fries supreme flowing be [ ...fries supreme flowing be? Wtf kinda sentence structure is that?] without mountainous or non-mountainus pies.

Catboy wins.

tomtrevor
2006-11-23, 07:41 AM
wow, a lot of that doesn't make any sense and it is really random!

dan de man
2006-11-23, 10:49 AM
hear hear *nods head*