View Full Version : Movie Quotes?
unicycleboy
2004-01-27, 07:05 PM
I woke up this morning, like usually bit sleepy an all. Went into college were all i could think about was Jay and Silent Bob quotes from going to college and after. It actaully affected my personality because i came Jay and Silent bob :) Has anything like this happened to you? A movie/Movies affected the way you are thinking?
They Rule by the way
Trev
Originally posted by unicycleboy
Has anything like this happened to you? A movie/Movies affected the way you are thinking?
an interesting question
apart from acting like an idiot by saying "Ahl Bi Buack" at inoportune (and irrelevant) moments, no, not that i can think of
Checkernuts
2004-01-30, 04:37 PM
"cleopatra does the nasty"
Bubba ho-tep
wentz
2004-01-30, 06:26 PM
"By the unblinking red eye of Ra!" - Bubba Hotep
I'll never be able to watch He-Man again...
theseatonuniking
2004-01-30, 09:09 PM
"milf"
those your skiis?.. both of them?.. wow - dumb and dumber
JJuggle
2004-01-31, 12:56 AM
Get the butter.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
HandyAndy
2004-01-31, 01:34 AM
there are guys in my dorm will have any given Monty Python quote on the spot and make it fit the situation any time. quiute feraky really
you can find me quoting monty python sometimes but only if the time is right.
JJuggle
2004-02-01, 12:49 AM
You will...
...narful the Garthok!
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
James_Potter
2004-02-01, 04:04 AM
Surely you can't be serious?!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
--------
You nervous?
A little.
First time? (regarding flying on a plane)
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
---------
we've got clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
fluffinator007
2004-02-01, 06:00 AM
"OH my god look at that juicy suculant peach..." (saving silverman)
Basically the entire saving silverman movie is filled with quotes.
disclaimer: This quote contains bad language so if you would take offense to it please dont. But for some reason my friends and i Say it to eachother all the time its from a movie though. "Happy Fuck day ass mouth."
"Our founding fathers were just a bunch of assholes, take the boston tea party for example...(continues)...thats from the movie 8 Days A Week, also a funny movie filled with akward quotes.
My quotes suck, im going to become a hobbit....I'm sorry, i just wanted to participate in the fun quote game.
Catboy
2004-02-01, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by fluffinator007
My quotes suck, im going to become a hobbit....I'm sorry, i just wanted to participate in the fun quote game.
My good friend is a non-kosher jewish hobbit who is the best gamer(video games) i know.
fluffinator007
2004-02-01, 05:28 PM
Well I'll be a match for him in a couple of years.
James_Potter
2004-02-01, 05:29 PM
jus hang loose, blood. she gonna be hoppin back on the rebound a du some medicide.
hey, what it is big momma? my momma didn't raise no dummy. i dug her rap.
--------
Can you describe the plane for us?
Oh, its a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels, and it looks like a big tylenol!
--------
Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.
--------
Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
-------
Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: The hospital--what is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
joona
2004-02-01, 06:05 PM
We are the knights who say 'NI'!
-from Monty Python-
NIcycle. :D
JJuggle
2004-02-01, 06:26 PM
"I would like to have seen Montana."
"Wyoming"
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
"Goodbye crazy lady! I have enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground!"
Aah, you can't beat Short Circuit.
Phil
unicycleboy
2004-02-01, 06:46 PM
Bang with the old fork in the eye Moe from Simpsons
"Would you please shut-up?! God, Look where you mind is! It must be frightening to have your libido!"
Clerks
wentz
2004-02-01, 09:11 PM
Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
- Airplane 2: The Sequel
JJuggle
2004-02-01, 09:39 PM
Eddie: You know, it's funny... you come to someplace new, an'...and everything looks just the same.
Willie: No kiddin', Eddie.
Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would've weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
JJuggle
2004-02-02, 11:57 AM
Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn't it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Allan: What does it say to you?
Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
JJuggle
2004-02-02, 07:40 PM
David Drumlin: I know you must think this is all very unfair. Maybe that's an understatement. What you don't know is I agree. I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world.
Ellie Arroway: Funny, I've always believed that the world is what we make of it.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
"I want my TWO DOLLARS!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh"
C'mon people, any guesses?
JJuggle
2004-02-03, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Sofa
"I want my TWO DOLLARS!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh"
C'mon people, any guesses? OK, I'll take a stab. Let's see, ummm, was it, hmmm, Better Off Dead (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/)?
Funny the star has almost the same name as that dude who named his kid 2.0.
Here's another:
Paris Driver:* Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
*No relation to the best of my knowledge to Paris Hilton.
JJuggle, you are impressive!
Excuse me, does your dog bite?
No
Chomp!
You said your dog didn't bite!
That's not my dog
UniBrier
2004-02-03, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Sofa
Excuse me, does your dog bite?
No
Chomp!
You said your dog didn't bite!
That's not my dog Clousseau
Next:
"We're on a mission from God."
"We like both kinds of music: County and Western."
Who said those quotes? Who was the Penguin?
JJuggle
2004-02-03, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by UniBrier
"We're on a mission from God."Elwood."We like both kinds of music: County and Western."Claire.Who was the Penguin? Sister Mary Stigmata
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
HandyAndy
2004-02-03, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by UniBrier
Clousseau
Next:
"We're on a mission from God."
"We like both kinds of music: County and Western."
Who said those quotes? Who was the Penguin?
monty python's quest for the holy grale
blues brothers
not sure about the penguin tho
HandyAndy
2004-02-03, 04:37 AM
ah...he beat me, and it only added to the fact that i was mostly wrong...
Yea, so out of the blue she sends me this John Deer letter........
JJuggle
2004-02-03, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by zod
Yea, so out of the blue she sends me this John Deer letter........ Dumb and Dumber.
"Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!"
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
UniBrier
2004-02-03, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
"Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!"I found the movie but had to cheat so I won't spoil it.
But I now know which movie I'm renting for the weekend!
That's a classic!
Raising Arizona
JJuggle
2004-02-03, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by zod
That's a classic!
Raising Arizona Yes, hysterical and brilliant.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
Originally posted by JJuggle
Dumb and Dumber.
I'm sure she'll invite us right in for Tea and Scrumpets :D
onefiftyfour
2004-02-06, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Paris Driver:* Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
Night on Earth
You knew youse wuz gunna get hurt. Sssstraight up
Originally posted by Sofa
You knew youse wuz gunna get hurt. Sssstraight up
Universe2 of course...... :D ;)
BUT I believe he says "he" not "you"
wentz
2004-02-06, 07:33 PM
"We're actors! We're the opposite of people!"
and
A: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
B: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
A: I've frequently not been on boats.
B: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
JJuggle
2004-02-06, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by wentz
"We're actors! We're the opposite of people!"
and
A: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
B: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
A: I've frequently not been on boats.
B: No, no... What you've been is not on boats. <those two guys from Hamlet> Are Dead.
Larry ze dwarf likes to dress up funny.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
JJuggle
2004-02-07, 07:01 PM
Character 1: AAGGHH! I look like <expletive deleted> Stevie Nicks.
Character 1: I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises.
Character 1: They're not gonna <expletive deleted> send us any money! They said we'd spend it all on drugs!
Character 2: We would!
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
hell-on-wheel
2004-02-08, 03:49 AM
"You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"
JJuggle
2004-02-08, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by hell-on-wheel
"You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" Dr Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
unicycleboy
2004-02-08, 11:49 AM
"it cant rain all the time"
"whats a nubian?"
Trev
JJuggle
2004-02-16, 02:00 PM
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
UniBrier
2004-06-11, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by JJuggle
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. The Color of Money
What is this mid 80's classic:
Boy: Don't eat that!
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!
And
Recruiter: You are __________, aren't you?
Boy: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
digitalattrition
2004-06-12, 01:34 AM
Most of these quotes contain fowl language.
"Well shit in a bag and punch it" -Formula 51
"You are not your fucking khakis" -Fight Club
"You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel" -Kill Bill
"Do you like apples?"
"Yeah"
"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?!?" -Good Will Hunting
"I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head" -Johnny Mnemonic
Worminton
2004-06-12, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Checkernuts
"cleopatra does the nasty"
Bubba ho-tep
Bubba ho-tep rocks. bruce Cambells definately makes the best movies.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Army of Darkness.
evil-nick
2004-06-16, 01:47 PM
"Dude, I think I just filled the cup." - J&S Strike Back
"Got you covered red leader."
"I don't think I'm read-leader."
"Roger that, Stray Dog"
"Uh, I don't think I'm Stray-Dog."
"Read you load and clear, Nasty-Butler."
"... ... I am ending this transmission." - Thumbwars
"I'M NAKED!" - Thumbwars
"IT'S A THONG!" - Shrek 2
Jack: "Well, last night, me and the guys had a little too much mead, and well..." <drops pants>
Boromir: "It is a gift!"
Jack: "Damn right it's a gift, it's called a 'Prine Albert', and it is my preciousss..."
- Lord of the Piercings
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.