Gallery of Funniest Thread Titles

[GILD]

i've recently noticed a couple of really funny thread titles
titles that are funny in their own right and do not need u to even know what the thread is about to be funny

examples

Wheel-building accident (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28059)

or

Stillstand endurance record - photo (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28027)

which thread titles have tickled your fancy in the recent past?

[James_Potter]

I thought www.banjo.com as a thread title in a unicycle forum was rather interesting. lol

[ITEMNO530]

I just had to add this:

"MOST REPLYS!!!!"

[Klaas Bil]

I thought that most of the recent threads that mention properties of threads (including this one) had funny titles. It was almost a contest. Or not even almost, perhaps.

But this one...
Originally posted by GILD
examples

Wheel-building accident (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28059)

...didn't quite cut it for me. I thought (from the title) it was dead serious. What crossed my mind in the split-second before clicking to open it was tensioning the spokes on only one side, tacoing the wheel.

Klaas Bil

[jagur]

remember this?

great ride,then i woke up totaly ticked! (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24517&highlight=ticked)

[GILD]

Originally posted by jagur
remember this?

great ride,then i woke up totaly ticked! (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24517&highlight=ticked)

i thought it ref'd to having a unicycling dream and waking up very upset (ticked-off, or is that continent specific slang again?) when u realised that all the skills u dreamt of doing so easily were just that, just dreams

[jagur]

Originally posted by GILD


i thought it ref'd to having a unicycling dream and waking up very upset (ticked-off, or is that continent specific slang again?) when u realised that all the skills u dreamt of doing so easily were just that, just dreams nope i was ref'ing the hole that an insect bored in me...

[GILD]

Originally posted by jagur
nope i was ref'ing the hole that an insect bored in me...

funny, i've allways thought of insects as being quite interesting...


;)

[jagur]

Originally posted by GILD
i've allways thought of insects as being quite interesting...they are,untill the biting ones are on you....then its time to get even!

[GILD]

Originally posted by jagur
they are,untill the biting ones are on you....then its time to get even!

like pulling the skin tight around the place where the mosquito stuck his lil' nozzle in u so it cant come out and he just sucks blood till he explodes?
that kinda revenge?

[Sofa]

Originally posted by GILD


his lil' nozzle

proboscis

:)

[McPoop]

Originally posted by GILD


like pulling the skin tight around the place where the mosquito stuck his (her) lil' nozzle in u so it cant come out and he (she) just sucks blood till he (she) explodes?
that kinda revenge?

Obviously, Dave is nowhere near Equatorial Africa.

[GILD]

Originally posted by McPoop
Obviously, Dave is nowhere near Equatorial Africa.

so political correctness have now come to mosquitos?

depending on your definition of 'equatorial' africa...
i'm about an hour's drive away from the tropic of capricorn (http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/gildinpics/aak)

that near enough for ya' ?

[jagur]

AFAIK,its the females that suck blood anyway.So "her" and "she" is entirerly correct.

[XWonka]

Geez, dave, how embarassing.

[GILD]

Originally posted by XWonka
Geez, dave, how embarassing.

not nearly as embarrasing as it is irritating

i kinda thougt i should've gone with the asexual "it's" while i was writing that post
didn't expect anyone to get retentive aboutthe issue
but to all the females i have offended by my old worldly gender assumptions, i do apologise

now, if u'll excuse me, i have to move closer to the equator

[GILD]

definately an honourable mention for andrew on his...

"What do you think about when stillstanding? "

:)

[James_Potter]

My personal favorite:
I Picked my Nose Today.

[James_Potter]

Also
Unicycling as Religion
That was an amusing thread.

[GILD]

Unicycling: Helping to train pets since 2003!

[Rowan]

"Gilby Clean Out Porn (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28698)"
I thought this one sounded funny. There has been heaps of views, people probably thought Gilby was having a clean out sale for his old porn.
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/090.gif

[XWonka]

Let's give my man John Foss credit for...

"How big are 29" tires? (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28703)"

Too funny... :D

[XWonka]

Here's a good one...

"Never hurt this much to go to the bathroom" (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28770)

[XWonka]

Funniest Thread Title? (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28917)

Is there ever a time to NOT buy a uni?