General complaint thread.

[Monkey Juggler]

- I need sleep.
- I hate the last week of classes.
- I want my ankle to feel better.
- I need to uni.
- I hate stupid people.
- I want to sleep.
- I hate complaining.


Sal

[GILD]

u have a bed to sleep in
u get to go to classes
u have an ankle
u have a uni
u get to interact with people and r not being held at guantanamo
u r allowed to sleep
u have all the abilities to complain

as i recognize your therapeutic need to complain, i could not forgo my own therapeutic need to point out that things aren't all bad
just in case u didn't feel completely better after getting it off your chest, i thought i'd provide u with two PERSPECTIVE tablets
if it persists, call me in the morning

+27826847399

[unibabyguy]

I wish it would stop raining long enough for the trails to stay open on the weekend so I can ride my Muni.

[rhysling]

Originally posted by unibabyguy
I wish it would stop raining long enough for the trails to stay open on the weekend so I can ride my Muni.

Unicycles like mud; try it- you'll see.

-C

[unibabyguy]

Originally posted by rhysling


Unicycles like mud; try it- you'll see.

-C

I like riding in the mud, but the park rangers don't like me tearing up the trail when it's closed. :(

The closest substitute is the fine gravel that they put down around playground equipment, but I fear running into the kids.

[phil]

It's TONIGHT, dammit, TONIGHT!!! The next time I read "tonite" anywhere on the internet I may just snap...

<shakes fist at sky>

Phil

[phil]

Why do I always make a mess of a t-shirt after I've just put a load of washing in?

Bah.

[Scott Smith]

i hate term papers:mad:

[uni57]

Originally posted by phil
It's TONIGHT, dammit, TONIGHT!!! Phil,

What's tonite? Did I miss something?

uni57 (Dave)

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by uni57
Phil,

What's tonite? Did I miss something?

uni57 (Dave) Dave,

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were looking for a fite.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

[Klaas Bil]

General complaining:

I've been struggling for more than a week to fight (fite) a cold. No riding, just coughing, sneezing, running nose, sore throat, general drowsiness, the whole spectrum. And all of that time it has been the most exceptionally and stunningly beautiful winter weather in history. :-((

Klaas Bil
[no sig line for forum posts]

PS It came on gradual.

[Sofa]

Phyl's rite on thys one!

[phil]

AAARGH!!!

<hefts trusty cattle prod>

Phil

[uni57]

Originally posted by Sofa
Phyl's rite on thys one! I agree totally, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity. It was with great pain that I typed "tonight" with the stupid spelling. Dumbed-down and "modern" spelling is just not "kewl" at all. L8r!

uni57 (Dave)

[GILD]

Originally posted by uni57
What's tonite? Did I miss something?
Originally posted by JJuggle
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were looking for a fite.
is there a term for a 'double-touche' that isn't pornographic?

[munipsycho]

I'd like to complain about the fact that there are now two places to complain.

We need complaint rules.

[GILD]

i thought it was quite clear
this is general complaints
LIVERPOOL IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE VOICE TO SHOUT HOARSE FOR THEM
that kind of thing
and the 'other' one, is a very ingeniously designed lightning conductor created by Tylercox to distract the feeblemindeds who have nothing better to do but beat up on him and his posting habits

[munipsycho]

Originally posted by GILD
i thought it was quite clear
this is general complaints
LIVERPOOL IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE VOICE TO SHOUT HOARSE FOR THEM
that kind of thing
and the 'other' one, is a very ingeniously designed lightning conductor created by Tylercox to distract the feeblemindeds who have nothing better to do but beat up on him and his posting habits

I object!

[GILD]

yeah, u and the Rossoneri

[johnfoss]

Since somebody chose to revive this old thread, allow me to add something that really needs to be in here:

POISON OAK!!!

(substitute Ivy or Sumac depending on location)

That stuff sucks. If you're not prone to it, feel lucky!

[john_childs]

I wish to lodge a complaint against stumps and large rocks that hide behind bushy ferns on the side of a trail. You're riding along nicely on the MUni. You get a little close to the side of the trail and then BAM! Your foot and pedal make direct contact with the stump hiding behind that fern. Ouch!

I've got a bruised pinky toe on my left foot now thanks to one of those hiding stumps.

[Fuego]

I have these sporadic periods of suckiness when I can't hop up anything at all. I think it's a stress related disorder.

[One on one]

I would like to register a complaint about the weather in Massachusetts. For the last 5+ weekends, we have had rain. How am I ever going to be able ride faster than a bicycling 6 year old, on my Coker or leap onto picnic tables in a single bound. We need better weather men and women. Maybe someone that would take a pay off to give us better weather.

[manon1wheel]

Originally posted by unibabyguy
I wish it would stop raining long enough for the trails to stay open on the weekend so I can ride my Muni.


hahahaaaa thats completely different in arizona...
i wish i would rain to cool off the 120 degree blistering hot misserable sun.
lol its soooo hot

[Gilby]

Originally posted by One on one
I would like to register a complaint about the weather in Massachusetts. For the last 5+ weekends, we have had rain. How am I ever going to be able ride faster than a bicycling 6 year old, on my Coker or leap onto picnic tables in a single bound. We need better weather men and women. Maybe someone that would take a pay off to give us better weather.

It's been raining almost nonstop here in Minnesota this month. Makes it hard to get out and ride. Yesterday, I drove to the muni ride site, with a few ugly clouds above. Felt a raindrop and waited a little while in the parking lot, then it poured. Then it started to hail and I''m sitting in my new truck wondering if it's getting hail damage. The trail was obviously hit and too wet, so i headed back home. The rain stopped then though.

[maestro8]

Originally posted by GILD
LIVERPOOL IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE VOICE TO SHOUT HOARSE FOR THEM


Liver, schmiver, everyone knows that the San Francisco (http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/San-Francisco-49ers) 49ers (http://www.profootballhof.com/history/team.jsp?FRANCHISE_ID=28)
of the 1980s were undoubtedly the greatest team to ever exist (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6781464/) and all other attempts at forming any sort of "team" thereafter are merely pointless. No one watches rugby anyways... (is that what Liverpool does? or are they just another drinking team you guys sing along with at the pubs?)

Sadly, capitalism and "free agency" had its way with the '9ers roster and ever since Jerry Rice put on a Raiders jersey (ewww!), I have yet to take interest in a single NFL game. Bugger 'em all!

...so I took up watching hockey, and now those bickering ninnies can't even get their acts together... for TWO SEASONS RUNNING! WTF!!!1!!1one!

[forrestunifreak]

Id like to coplain about the usual. Our toilet is stopped up again, and is overflowing. The roof is leaking, mostly from the toilet. The cat is still stuck behind the fridge, and is meowing crazily. At least the cat is not stuck in the toilet this time. Thats the only good thing I have to say.

The house stinks like toilet, but I have to admit it smells better than when the family of skunks moved into our garage. My computer is spitting sparks at me, It gets upset whenever I dont feed it. The rash inside my nose is getting bigger, it demands more living space. The monster under my computer desk is drooling on my feet, and my feet are freezing. I may get frostbite. The fact that our furnace exploded last night doesnt help the cold. The washing machine is going beserk, I think soon it will join an allience against me with the computer, furnace, toilet and fridge. I fear for my life.

Maybe I'll just go unicycle my troubles away.


EDIT: Dang! Somebody stole my unicycle! Jeez, the crime in this town....

[Ducttape]

I want to complain that I had to get up and go to school this morning and was going to unicycle but it started rainging like mad over here.....

[Chris.James]

i would like to complain against reviving 2 year old threads

[brendan]

I'd think you were looking for a fite.


didn't you say something about english?

regards
Brendan

[monkeyman]

didn't you say something about english?

regards
Brendan

Did you read any of the thread before that?

[dudewithasock]

i would like to complain against reviving 2 year old threads

In this case it's better he did that, instead of starting a new one.

I'd like to complain about how freaking tired I am, all the time.

[brendan]

Did you read any of the thread before that?

lol i did that was the point, its a general complaint thread :P

[saskatchewanian]

I can't find my crank puller:(

[GILD]

I can't find my crank puller
I think TomBlackwood might have i (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?p=190394&highlight=bump#post190394)t.

[mill_mobile]

The sun is shining and i am stuck at work :(
I wish i was either riding my bike, my Uni or at the beach surfing.
Damn i am p'd off:mad:

[Ducttape]

MY SCROLL WHEEL ONLY SCROLLS DOWN!!!!!! it was working fine this morning.......

[mill_mobile]

MY SCROLL WHEEL ONLY SCROLLS DOWN!!!!!! it was working fine this morning.......
Reboot your computer....... just a thought ;)

[Ducttape]

Reboot your computer....... just a thought ;)
maybe...... but I'm in the middle of quite a few projects right now.... and most of them involve scrolling both UP and down..... I guess I'll try that though.....

[Into the blue]

I wish to complain about the fact that I have been banned from bringing my unicycle into the office and keeping it under my desk.

For reasons of 'health & safety' apparently.

I am starting to dislike 'health & safety' officials intensely.

[Unibugg]

I have been banned from bringing my unicycle into the office and keeping it under my desk.

Gosh that's too bad. I guess it would be healthier for you to drive to work instead of getting all that exercise. :rolleyes:

[habbywall]

I don't like the drivers ed laws here in michigan.

[saskatchewanian]

Gosh that's too bad. I guess it would be healthier for you to drive to work instead of getting all that exercise. :rolleyes:

I have found that you can sometimes argue your way out of a "health and safety violation" if you can prove that what is happening is not truly a violation, i.e. a unicycle is NOT a bike.:cool: But if you prove that they are wrong they can become nit-picky about other things:(

In the spirit of a complaint thread, the people living above me are having a party and its 5:18 am.

[habbywall]

I don't like rain, or wind.

[BillyTheMountain]

I don't like rain, or wind.

That does not qualify as a complaint!

[mill_mobile]

That does not qualify as a complaint!
It is meant to rain and be windy down here tomorrow:(..... Rain and wind both suck but i'd rather the rain i think - wind just makes everything difficult.
At least i will be able to Uni in the garage.

[BillyTheMountain]

It is meant to rain and be windy down here tomorrow:(..... Rain and wind both suck but i'd rather the rain i think - wind just makes everything difficult.
At least i will be able to Uni in the garage.

I think that stinks as a complaint.

This whole complaint thread stinks!

Why can't you find adequate complainers anymore?

[numberthree]

I hate the rain.

[BillyTheMountain]

I hate the rain.

Inadequate complaint!!

[numberthree]

Inadequate complaint!!

What is your problem? How should I complain about the rain then?:mad:

[john_childs]

Don't mind Billy. He's looking for the argument thread (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk&mode) and got a little lost along the way.

[toddw9]

somebody passed me today on the highway and then proceeded to drive slower than me. I was driving a 140,000 lb truck, and there was just enough traffic that passing them was not an option for me. I just got stuck behind them for about a 1/2 hour.

I can see a little bit on their side; I was accelerating at the time, and 140,000 lbs of grain and steel doesn't accelerate very quickly. I was going approximately 90 km/h when they passed me, but within a mile I was going 110 km/h and was stuck behind them driving slower than that.

Don't pass somebody unless you're going to drive faster than them! The lesson to learn is to have a little bit of patience! Only about 30 seconds would have made the difference!

[PopeSamXVI]

Nine weeks ago I asked the State Department for a passport so I could go to Paris and visit my sister. They said it would take six weeks. After week six I called and asked about it. After I was on hold for an hour they told me they were projecting 10 weeks and I asked to expedite it. I told them my flight left on March 20th. My flight actually left on March 23rd, but I figured I'd give them a few days.

Well March 22nd they finally looked at my application after numerous calls and one incident in which I was on hold for two and a half hours before they simply hung up on me.

Anyway, I'm not going to Paris.

P.S. They are now projecting 15 weeks for passport processing.

[BillyTheMountain]

85% of USA citizens do not have passports. Uggh!!!

[BillyTheMountain]

What is your problem? How should I complain about the rain then?:mad:

Hey!

Are you complaining about MY complaint?

I ain't looking for an argument, I just got a complaint about rain complaints, and weather complaints in general.

Yesterday it rained. Me and my dog Gala unicycled 7+ miles in the rain. I'm not complaining, and neither is Gala.

[saskatchewanian]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I really wanted to unicycle the Top of the World Highway from Dawson City, Yukon to Anchorage, Alaska this spring after school and before my work starts. I was so stoked and starting to figure things out until I hit the Alaska Road traveler information Services website which tells me that the Taylor Highway is closed until May 15th. The closed section is only 250 km long but that is a long way to go on a closed highway up north with no chance of a motorist going buy if I injure myself. If I was biking I would still be tempted to do it or if I wasn’t going solo but....THIS SUCKS.

I have no idea when the next time I will have a chance to get to Alaska will be so this might have been my only opportunity to go on an awesome treck in such a crazy awesome area of the world.

I know I would have to be nuts to unicycle the Top of the World highway but I don’t think I am crazy enough to attempt it with 250km of it being closed:mad:

in the words of Evel Knievel "Im crazy, not stupid"

edit: i need to back in Saskatchewan on may 18th

[saskatchewanian]

I haven't seen this thread in a while but I can't find my crank extractor!

Not really a big deal but I want to bring in my hub to an LBS so they can build me up a wheel but I doubt that they want to build it around cranks.

My last complaint was much better :) but it did not matter since I busted my shoulder shortly after posting that.
And it is sort of funny since I was considering doing the Dalton Highway this year but now can't make it for other reasons.

[johnfoss]

I'm seeing this thread anew, and will comment on the first post without trying to be relevant to wherever the discussion's gone since then:

- I need sleep.
- I hate the last week of classes.
- I want my ankle to feel better.
- I need to uni.
- I hate stupid people.
- I want to sleep.
- I hate complaining.
Poor Monkey Juggler!
Go to bed instead of posting here. Deal with your (now long past) last week of classes. They didn't kill you. Stop beating on your ankle and it will feel better faster. Go uni after you've gotten a decent amount of sleep. Hate stupid people all you want. maybe you'll get an ulcer and maybe you won't; meanwhile there will be even more stupid people. Finally, shut up and go to sleep already!

There, I just complained about you. Does that count? :)

[harper]

Even the thread titles have misspelled words now.

People keep posting links in the Jokes, Photos, and Cartoons threads. These are for Jokes, Photos, and Cartoons, not links.

Polls have not yet died.

Emoticons have not yet died.

On the plus side, I was looking for a crank puller on Sunday when Irene was here and I immediately found not one but two. In your face, Sask. I should probably ship you one.

[dudewithasock]

I have lost all motivation for educational pursuit at my current level of schooling. I want to graduate, get my IB diploma, and move on to TAMU for something fresh and new. I'm not even excited about prom right now.

[Tyler_N]

i love living and I'm complaining because I'm too happy

[kington99]

my scout has hidden my can opener somewhere

[GILD]

Liverpool won last night and there is only sooo much I can drink in celebration.

[Zzagg]

My car almost got burnt and the insurance expert doesn't know if it will be fixed or compressed yet.:( :(

[UniBrier]

I have a complaint that I need to get off my chest:

What is with the recent surge in posts with absolutely no capitalization, let alone the blatant lazy misspellings and typos?

There, I feel much better now.

[harper]

Liverpool won last night and there is only sooo much I can drink in celebration.

That is why installment plans were developed. Determine how much you should drink in celebration and spread it out over, say, 20 minutes instead of five.

[Eddbmxdude]

Leo pinched me!
And Joe said my mum was an escort!
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilby, tell 'em!!!!!!!

[Triball]

I hate my perspective on the world of the modern youth...

[thejdw]

Leo pinched me!
And Joe said my mum was an escort!
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilby, tell 'em!!!!!!!
Just pinch Leo back and get your mum to quote Joe £250M. ;)

[thejdw]

I hate my perspective on the world of the modern youth...
two chavs jumo off a cliff, who wins?

[Ducttape]

two chavs jumo off a cliff, who wins?
I do

[Ducttape]

I don't think MSN messenger likes me... a lot of people have been having problems IMing me and stuff...

[jamessd]

I don't think MSN messenger likes me... a lot of people have been having problems IMing me and stuff...
It wont let me sign in :(
lol

But I know someone hasn't got my password cos I can sign into hotmail :S

[thejdw]

I don't think MSN messenger likes me... a lot of people have been having problems IMing me and stuff...
Much to my anoyance :( (this is soposed to be in good humor, i apoligise in advace if this ofends you in any way)

[Ducttape]

It wont let me sign in :(
lol

But I know someone hasn't got my password cos I can sign into hotmail :S
it wouldn't let me sign in earlier...

[yoopers]

I have a complaint that I need to get off my chest:

What is with the recent surge in posts with absolutely no capitalization, let alone the blatant lazy misspellings and typos?

There, I feel much better now.
You were saying...?
two chavs jumo off a cliff, who wins?

[augustdreamt]

I woke up with a roar in my ear and it has yet to subside, no matter what I do. It's been almost 9 hours and I am going positively mad.

[1-wheeled-grape]

i want to complain about people who complain about unicycling. There i complained about that. But as my old teacher said, "if your under 50 and are doing something remotly interesting and exciting you are classed as dangerous"

[Ducttape]

I would like to complain that no one has offered to buy me a Triton Sponge frame...

[Triball]

I woke up with a roar in my ear and it has yet to subside, no matter what I do. It's been almost 9 hours and I am going positively mad.

Be glad it's not a roar like this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/681/#)