brazed asparagus

[jagur]

Originally posted by rhysling
Ok- we're all invited over to Jagur's! I'm bringing brazed asparagus- so you'll just have to make something else. Where, exactly, is Oregon, anyway? ;)yuk,what is that?

Oregon is were people can get medical marijana and assisted suicide.

[sendhair]

Well, brazing is a technique used in the construction of Unicycle frames, so maybe they've got some new secret-weapons-grade vegetable-fiber Muni technology down there in M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I...

I assume there'll be a Full-Chlorophyll fat-tire 26-incher ("The Green Giant") as well as a Blanched model with an evil studded tire ("Yeti") available. The Full-Chorophyll model is best suited for "green-ops" in heavily forested regions, while the Blanched model is recommended for covert manuevers in northern climes after the first snowfall.

In addtion, the Blanched version offers greater flexibility (some would say "sogginess"), especially in temperatures exceeding the freezing point of water.

Recommended lubricant for both models: Butter.

I don't get it. Why can't this thread live in Rec.Sport.Unicycling right alongside Marmite and Rootbeer and beer and the Easter Bunny's portrait?

[Checkernuts]

I don't get it. Why can't this thread live in Rec.Sport.Unicycling right alongside Marmite and Rootbeer and beer and the Easter Bunny's portrait

Can we add Marshmellow Peeps to that?? Mmmm Peeps.

[jagur]

Originally posted by Checkernuts
Can we add Marshmellow Peeps to that?? Mmmm Peeps. mmmmmmm thee pink ones!i like to bite there headz off slowly...then throw the rest away.

[sendhair]

I can only stomach those things if they're stale.

Check this out for a rainy-day activity for the kids!

Peeps work for the ATF (http://www.peepresearch.org/smoking.html)

[ExtremeUnicycler]

this is illogical captain.

[jagur]

get link!,Sendhair.

anyone with one of those finger unicycles should jamm a PeeP on the seat and have a photo shoot.

maybe Phil could make a movie.:)

[sendhair]

But wait!

There's more!


(insert Theremin music here)
Mars needs Peeps (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2000/ast01apr_1m.htm)

[Checkernuts]

Its alwasy good to see what they are really up to at NASA. Peep space exploration of the is the next big thing I can feel it!

[AccordNSX]

That poor Peep!

[sendhair]

Do you have a TV, Checkernuts?

Surely you've heard of Peep Space Nine ...


And now, the Guinea Peeps' friend (or victim?), Mr. Marshmallow Guinea Bunny!

Zzzzap! (http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~irving/bunnies/laser.html)

There's more, if you can take it! Can you take it?

Evil Peep 2: Bunny's Revenge (http://www.marks.networktel.net/main.html)

[sendhair]

And for the scariest Peeps of All!...

Scroll down to the very next pic below...
Patriot Peeps (http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/recipes_main_n.html#Anchor-Easter-47857)

OK, I'm done now.

[jagur]

i was in the "History" portion of the main Peep site,incredible stuff.

dont forget to look at the buetiful necklace

[rhysling]

Originally posted by sendhair

I don't get it. Why can't this thread live in Rec.Sport.Unicycling right alongside Marmite and Rootbeer and beer and the Easter Bunny's portrait?

Because Jagur wasn't considerate enough to title the thread 'brazed asparagus with marmite'.

I personaly plan to prefece everything with marmite. Yum!

-Christopher

[AccordNSX]

It might be possbile to get Gilby to change the title of the thread to "brazed asparagus with marmite."
I would do it myself, but I'm only a moderator in the RSU forums.

[jagur]

NO,thats quite ok thank you.i did'nt put it there for good reason.i posted over here to get away from the Marmite Varmites.

Here's what i think is a good qustion.why would you change the title of my thread to suite your liking?

[sendhair]

Well, I didn't even consider it before, but now that you've asked...

Steamed / Blanched / or Parched asparagus would be a bit less carcinogenic than Braised.

Asparagus wrapped in strips of bacon would be tasty, but neither Kosher nor Halal.

Asparagus Drenched in Cheez Whiz would be just too declasse for this forum.

"Asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, eggs, and asparagus" is just too derivative, besides being extremely cumbersome.

I can't think of any good reason to change the title of this thread.

[jagur]

Sendhair,

i was refering to the "if i was only Dictator" twinge of accords last post.

if peoples thread titles start getting changed,it would be total choas.


P.S. Sendhair,how come you have your private message feature dis-abled?

[sendhair]

Just couldn't think of any good reason to enable it

Why do you have it enabled? ( I'm not being a smart-ass )

Signing-off 'til tomorrow... over aaaaaand...

out!

G'night!

[AccordNSX]

Shouldn't you start a new thread so we can have a "Just Converstaion" about this? Obviously the change would have to be submitted to the Peep commitee for approval.

[AccordNSX]

Plus my statement was made hypothetically speaking, which I didn't bother to clarify, figuring a man of your intelligence could see through my post.

[Checkernuts]

Originally posted by AccordNSX
Shouldn't you start a new thread so we can have a "Just Converstaion" about this? Obviously the change would have to be submitted to the Peep commitee for approval.


I Veto but as high peep comander I still leave the call to Sendhair

[jagur]

Originally posted by sendhair
Why do you have it enabled?cause its cool,its alot faster than e-mail and when you also choose to "pop up a box" in your edit options its almost instant.

oh ya,it sould be morning by now so Ohio Go-Zi-Muss.

[rhysling]

Originally posted by sendhair

Why do you have it enabled? ( I'm not being a smart-ass )


Are you trying to set a precedent?

We should form up comitties and devide up management of the the Just Conversation. I move that we each adopt the title of Dictator- then we can nomminate a Puppet.

-C

[sendhair]

Speaking of precedent, it would seem that according to tradition, the role of Supreme Dictator and Advisor to Gilby on the Operation of This Here Forum for Life should be selected from the ranks of the Unregistered Members Posting via Their Employers' Email.

I graciously decline the title of High Peep Commander. Checkernuts, it's all yours!

Here's a partial list of puppetmasters and puppets to choose from/add to:

Sheri Lewis : Lambchops
Buffalo Bob : Howdy Doody
Captain Kangaroo : Mister Bunny Rabbit (although some might argue that it was actually):
Mister Bunny Rabbit : Captain Kangaroo
Dick Cheney : George
Fran : Kukla and Ollie
MisterRogers : Henrietta Pussycat, King Friday, Daniel Striped Tiger, Lady Elaine Fairchild, Cornflake S. Pecially, and of course, The Trolley.
Edgar Bergen : Charlie McCarthy
Waylon Flowers : Madame
Senor Wences : Johnny
Jim Henson : the Muppet of Your Choice

Got any more?...

[sendhair]

originally posted by jagur:
cause its cool,its alot faster than e-mail and when you also choose to "pop up a box" in your edit options its almost instant.

Hmmm...

"Cool" is cool.

I don't know if I could keep up with "faster than email". That "speeding bulletin" stuff is best left to the Kryptonite-challenged.

I don't change my avatar quite as often as you nor my signature as often as Christopher, so I'm not convinced that I need instanter access to user edit options...

Sorry, man! Did you want to send me a private message?

Coyly,

[jagur]

Originally posted by sendhair
Did you want to send me a private message? why yes i did.i cant quite remember what it was now though....oh it had somthing to do with an ignore button possibly.

[sendhair]

Uh, ... sorry?

Did somebody say something?

... I coulda sworn...

Damn mosquitos!


SPLAT



You don't need an ignore button if you've got private messages disabled.

[jagur]

i was'nt talking about ignoring you...and i just pumped your responce up in that other thread too....jeeez

[sendhair]

... "It's actual.

It's factual.

Everything is satisfactual !"

"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay! Wonderful feelin', feelin' this way!"

--- Uncle Remus, 1946

[jagur]

have you seen us uncle remus---Frank Zappa,apostrophe(')

[Checkernuts]

I graciously decline the title of High Peep Commander. Checkernuts, it's all yours!


What can I say. Wow! I never thought I would get a title like this. Hopefully it wont go to my head too soon. Thanks Sendhair!

[rhysling]

Fellow Dictators: I object to the jack-booted methods used by some of my Esteamed Colleagues to subjegate the Puppet Propping Process. As you well know, Checkernutz has failed to submit- as required- to this instatution evidence of his qualifications in the catagory of Two Piece Swimwear. Until such time as Mr. Nutz sees fit to comply, I will be forced to with hold my support; as you know, as Senior Leftist Puppetmaster, this will leave two of his limbs completely useless.

Christopher, SLP

[sendhair]

What the self-appointed Sir SLP seems to forget, is, that the PuppetMaster is the one who, at any given moment, has possession of The Thread! Or G-String!

BWA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

So! As you slumber, and dream your Unicycling Dreams of Control and Domination, We Who Are Awake gleefully usurp your illusory and feeble grasp of power!

(yawn)

But, ... wait a minute, when We go to sleep, who's going to hold Sir SLP at bay...! Hmmm... What to do? What to do?....

OK! Hows about we try a little Global Axis of No, no! We don't want to say THAT!... uh, ... I mean a little New World Cooperative Order, and do a sort of time-sharing deal... you know, according to time-zones? Whaddya say?

Or is that what you meant by "Fellow Dictators" ?