Conform/Confused?

[rhysling]

Submit, reader, your valued opinion- weather it is nobler in mind to suffer the taunts and cat calls of the unwashed masses, or to become an unwashed mass. But know you this: It is my- and the widely held position of your peers- wish that you select Confused; any other answer will caused you to be shuned and despised. Under no cercomstances should you select Conform.

[harper]

He's making me push the conform button and I can't stop myself. It's just like having the server tell you it's a hot plate and then looking them in the eye and grabbing it with both hands. Can't ... stop ... myself .....

Now, I've got to go back every 10 minutes and do it again and again and again ...

[gauss]

I want to conform so bad. But now I'm confused. Should I conform in word or in deed? Marking confused to conform might be worse than marking conform because I'm confused. I can't mark nothing because I'm definately confused. I guess I am confused either way, so that is a sure bet. HEY! Wait a minute, these two aren't mutually exclusive. Are we to pick the one that is more true? Well, then conform ... if that's ok with you guys.

[AccordNSX]

I conformed.

[The Yang]

Made me think soo much, had to conform, force too strong...

[katch22]

Oh gawd! I think I will just suffer the usual slings and arrows rather than the taunts and catcalls...

[munipsycho]

I had a "Homer moment"

Deep voice in my head: "Select conform. Se-Lect Conform. SELECT CONFORM."

Doh. I'm confused!

[forrestunifreak]

Hehe. I like voting in polls.:) ahhhhhh....

[James_Potter]

I put 'confused' because I don't know what the question is exactly, so I'm confused.

[johnfoss]

I don't conform. I am not confused. Abstain.

I am a sqare peg in a unicycle-shaped hole. Why do I have to keep telling people that? What's with all this psychoanalysis, expecting unicyclists to fit into neat categories? We don't. We fit into rough categories, like nerd, but not all of us...

[Fuego]

But wait! confused currently has more votes, so wouldn't voting confused be considered conforming? Implying that you voted to conform? Now I'm confused about how to conform. Should I conform to popular opinion, or should I confusedly conform to your label on the poll?