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  • #31
    When your balls auto.retract once your but hits the seat.


    • #32
      you hear "all-wheel-drive vehicle" and assume unicycle.

      --> Grease for your Schlumpf hub (free shipping!) <--


      • #33
        You know you're a unicyclist...When someone draws you as an "action hero", lol!
        (And when you think the word "Universe" is a passage in a poem about unicycling! )

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        Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
        Be our muniprohpet for many years more.
        -Dani Buron



        • #34
          Originally posted by mexico7 View Post
          ......your readin this thread
          Good one!
          Originally posted by Muninjitsu View Post
          The best one to date is; "Is that a fixed wheel single speed"
          My Schlumpf isn't.
          Originally posted by aarons View Post
          ... when the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them. I keep painting over them, but they keep coming back.
          Maybe you need to try a different brand of paint?
          Originally posted by Tucson Uni View Post
          when you own so many unicycles that your spouse stops being surprised when you buy another one.
          I wish.
          Originally posted by Muninjitsu View Post
          When your balls auto.retract once your but hits the seat.
          I gotta get me one of those!
          Originally posted by MuniAddict View Post
          ...when you think the word "Universe" is a passage in a poem about unicycling!
          Isn't it a title of a blockbuster, earth-changing video?
          Last edited by johnfoss; 2011-01-15, 04:29 AM.
          John Foss

          "Who is going to argue with a mom who can ride a unicycle?" -- Forums member "HiMo"


          • #35
            Soooo many of these apply

            when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a uni.
            Haha yeah

            *When you associate Bhutan with unicycling.
            "Ride It Baby!"


            • #36
              still chuckling at;
              "*You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill"

              Made me laugh out loud, but i never write the abbreviated version of that....

              Good list.


              • #37
                You know you're a STREET unicyclist when:

                you count all the stairs in the street


                • #38
                  One I thought of today:

                  You know you're a unicyclist when:
                  *Every time you see 'moments' in physics you think of KH cranks
                  "Ride It Baby!"


                  • #39
                    I dont know if it already has been said but...

                    You know you're a unicyclist when everytime you get on a bike you think it's really funny to ride

                    You know you're a unicyclist when some unknown people ask you if you're the unicycle guy/girl!
                    Jakob F.


                    • #40
                      You know your a unicyclist when you hop on a bike and start going as fast as you can to see if you adrenaline level will compare to that of your 36 er


                      • #41
                        another of my favourites:

                        -The first thought that comes across your mind when you regain consciousness is: "is my unicycle ok?"
                        Adventure Unicyclist

                        Alps 2 Ocean

                        Unistan: The Uzbekistan Unicycle Tour

                        Induni: The India Unicycle Tour

                        Monguni: The Mongolia Unicycle Tour


                        • #42
                          You know you are a unicyclist when......

                          You run around town with a 6 foot level and a yard stick measuring the percent grade of all the hills to decide which ones you can ride with your 36er.


                          • #43
                            you know youre a unicyclist when...

                            you're sitting at a stoplight and someone honks at you from behind because you didnt notice the green light due to the fact you're staring at that awesome trials line next to you..
                            Best of Me

                            18:21 Stillstand
                            255 foot railride


                            • #44
                              Originally posted by johnfoss View Post
                              My Schlumpf isn't.
                              Isn't the schlumpf a fixed 2 speed? Fixed merely means it's not a free wheel in any direction doesn't it?


                              • #45
                                You no you are a unicyclist when...

                                You wear a tshirt that reads I CANT MULTITASK....or no Ive not lost a wheel Ive gained one