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  • #16
    when strangers ask you if you're castrated
    >>>Ah a fellow teenager<<< or someone smart enough to highlight

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    • #17
      .... you can ride a unicycle...

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      • #18
        ...when you watch more YouTube videos of unicycling than of belly dancing.
        My 29er is my little wheel. Roll it, baby!

        pLs forgve anu typist imak win positing forum my fone.

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        • #19
          you know you're a unicyclist when you own a unicycle and can ride it.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by GizmoDuck View Post
            I did this a few years ago, thought I'd pull up the thread for interest:
            http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27773

            You know you are a unicyclist when......

            *Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car
            *You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are
            *You legs are tan only to mid-thigh
            *Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist
            *You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue
            *The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicyle?
            *You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty
            *Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport
            *You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
            *You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
            *Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
            *You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy?
            *You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride
            *You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back
            *You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill
            *Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage
            *You signal a turn and hit your wife
            *You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way
            *You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle
            *It is an electric toothbrush
            *You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle
            *You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you
            Woot!! my first major thread!! keep 'em comin, these are funny (but sadly true)

            You know you're a unicyclist when you refuse to walk inside you're house, instead cleanin off your uni, and being careful!

            P.S.
            I've been wrestling for 8 years and if u take the highlighted statement, and multiply it by about 1,500, you'll get the wrestling attitude.

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            • #21
              You know you're a unicyclist when...

              - You look at your BMX or MTB and realize it only 1 wheel.
              - Where everything that is round makes you want to unicycle.
              - Your alarm clock resembles a unicycle.
              - Your only purpose in life is to unicycle.
              I am one weird and unusual Greek Cypriot Australian with a pienormous heart.

              Can't wait till this game is finally released.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by simonb View Post
                .... you can ride a unicycle...
                Omg I laughed so hard.

                You know your a (TRUE!!!!!!!) unicyclist when:

                Not only do you spend more time unicycling then with your partner, you spend more time talking about unicycling with anyone then you do talking to your partner about anything, period.
                Last edited by unicycledood; 2011-01-11, 02:41 AM.
                Sauron Zerg
                You're so noob you prehop before you prehop!
                Its not about the tricks you do, its how you use them
                .

                Ya'reeeee

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by unicycledood View Post
                  Omg I laughed so hard.

                  You know your a (TRUE!!!!!!!) unicyclist when:

                  Not only do you spend more time unicycling then with your partner, you spend more time talking about unicycling with anyone then you do talking to your partner about anything, period.
                  dood... like for reals i do that
                  TEAM FUN

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                  • #24
                    ... when the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them.

                    I keep painting over them, but they keep coming back.

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                    • #25
                      when you own so many unicycles that your spouse stops being surprised when you buy another one.
                      http://www.tucsonuni.com

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                      • #26
                        You know you're a unicyclist when...

                        When I'm conscious!



                        (A more accurate thread title would have been: You know you're *obsessed* with unicycling when...)
                        Last edited by MuniAddict; 2011-01-11, 04:19 AM.
                        Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
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                        • #27
                          You know you are unicyclist when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a uni.
                          The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is all comprehensible.
                          The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious.
                          -AE

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by GizmoDuck View Post
                            I did this a few years ago, thought I'd pull up the thread for interest:
                            http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27773

                            You know you are a unicyclist when......

                            *Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car
                            *You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are
                            *You legs are tan only to mid-thigh
                            *Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist
                            *You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue
                            *The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicyle?
                            *You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty
                            *Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport
                            *You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
                            *You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
                            *Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
                            *You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy?
                            *You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride
                            *You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back
                            *You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill
                            *Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage
                            *You signal a turn and hit your wife
                            *You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way
                            *You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle
                            *It is an electric toothbrush
                            *You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle
                            *You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you
                            I got a kick out of this one, i got those stickers everywhere!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by TonyTorchia View Post
                              I got a kick out of this one, i got those stickers everywhere!
                              I cut them into strips that just say "Unicycle." and use them as bumper stickers. It sounds like a command. Unicycle. But it is also just a word that sums up all that is great.
                              "Yes, I believe in luck, and the harder I work, the more of it I have."
                              -Thomas Jefferson

                              "You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star"
                              -Friedrich Nietzsche

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