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  • Originally posted by evil-nick View Post
    My wife performs first aid on me when I get muni injuries (she's a nurse), and says she knows she's my mistress and that my unis are my true loves
    Evil indeed

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    • First Uni. Next Uni.

      (before I started). $300 for uni? not
      (after you get it). I want that 24" nimbus. Only $300!!

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      • ...when you池e waiting ...

        ...at the railroad station standing on one leg with your eyes closed to practice balance.
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        I own: Quax 20 / KH 27,5 / KH 20 / Nimbus Hatchet 26x4,8
        I租 like to have also: KH 24+Schlumpf, Nimbus 24 ultimate
        I鼠l never try: Freewheeling (too dangerous), g36 (too fast), giraffes (too tall)

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        • You know you're a unicyclist when you flinch every time a passing car rolls down its window...
          Unicycling is the fountain of youth.

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          • ...you can't ride a bicycle with no hands anymore.

            I just learned this after buying a cross country mountainbike (for my weak days).

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            • Originally posted by Canoeheadted View Post
              ...you can't ride a bicycle with no hands anymore.
              Ha! I discovered the same thing recently.
              Unicycling is the fountain of youth.

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              • Originally posted by Canoeheadted View Post
                ...you can't ride a bicycle with no hands anymore.

                +1. I feel very nervous about taking both hands off my bike handlebars

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                • Originally posted by evil-nick View Post
                  My wife performs first aid on me when I get muni injuries (she's a nurse), and says she knows she's my mistress and that my unis are my true loves
                  But on the plus side, you have a mistress who wears a nurse's uniform?
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                  • Originally posted by Canoeheadted View Post
                    ...you can't ride a bicycle with no hands anymore.
                    Same here.

                    I don稚 know how to handle that second wheel without using the handlebars.
                    WYOW - I left it at home because I want to ride without hands.
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                    I own: Quax 20 / KH 27,5 / KH 20 / Nimbus Hatchet 26x4,8
                    I租 like to have also: KH 24+Schlumpf, Nimbus 24 ultimate
                    I鼠l never try: Freewheeling (too dangerous), g36 (too fast), giraffes (too tall)

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                    • ...when you wake up in the middle of the night, stumble towards the laundry basket and retrieve the 5mm hex tool you left in the pocket of your shorts.

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                      • Originally posted by elpuebloUNIdo View Post
                        ...when you wake up in the middle of the night, stumble towards the laundry basket and retrieve the 5mm hex tool you left in the pocket of your shorts.
                        I actually just did that last night!

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                        • Quote:
                          Originally Posted by c9ollie View Post
                          you can unicycle while intoxicated!

                          Originally posted by aarons View Post
                          Tried that once... Failed.
                          I suppose it depends on how toxicated you are. I once had drunk half a bottle of red port and was definitely not allowed to drive anymore, so I went to the store by unicycle to get another bottle. I didn't only feel light headed when riding, but light all over.

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                          • As I was skimming BBC news i came upon this header. Before it dawned on me they meant "university", I had already clicked the link:
                            'I知 a sugar baby to pay my way through uni'

                            Such a disappointment.

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                            • Last week I went to holiday to Paris and on the way back I saw this car riding in front of me.

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                              • One UPD out of 282 attempts? Not bad

                                I hope having an off-topic association spotting this license plate doesn't make me a sex addict
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