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  • You sing along to Queen doing "I want to ride my bicycle" but change the lyrics to "I want to ride my unicycle".

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    • Haven't done that one but I have ridden along to a version of Arlo Guthrie's "Motorcycle Song":

      I don't want a pickle
      Just want to ride on my unicycle
      And I don't want a tickle
      'Cause I'd rather ride on my unicycle
      And I don't want to die
      Just want to ride on my unicy--
      cle.

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      • You are touring a beautifully preserved mideval castle and describe it as "unicyclable".
        Last edited by OneWheelLess; 2015-09-06, 02:16 AM.
        android power.

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        • When you can't sing this without imagining a 36er:

          Big wheel keep on turning
          Proud Mary keep on burning
          Rolling
          Rolling
          Rolling on the river.

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          • When youre driving for two hours to a destination and come up to huge rolling hills with the utmost stunning slopes and curves you had ever seen. Your mind begins to drift away on your one wheeler, and in the distant you begin to hear a voice, almost as if it were important.

            In a flash, you're done with the downhill and find yourself behind another wheel saying, "Uh, what hunny?, you were saying something?"

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            • you take one of your unicycles as your only checked piece of luggage on a vacation almost 5,000 miles away from home.

              Will be posting pictures soon.

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              • Originally posted by Vertigo View Post
                you take one of your unicycles as your only checked piece of luggage on a vacation almost 5,000 miles away from home.

                Will be posting pictures soon.
                Nice tease, can't wait to see the pictures!

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                • Originally posted by Vertigo View Post
                  you take one of your unicycles as your only checked piece of luggage on a vacation almost 5,000 miles away from home.
                  other option: you buy remotely a unicycle through the internet to get one when you arrive 5,000 miles from home. You give it to someone (for learning) when leaving.
                  (this said I will probably not do that next time I am able to go to Moab )
                  One Wheel : bear necessity
                  (Abuello RodoMancat)

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                  • Originally posted by OneWheelLess View Post
                    You are touring a beautifully preserved mideval castle and describe it as "unicyclable".
                    There are no "mediaeval castles" in the US, unless they have been exported from the Europe or are from the 1950's! Surely?

                    Jerry
                    "One wheel good: two wheels bad"
                    George OneWheel, "Unicycle Farm"

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                    • When your morning ritual involves getting on Craigslist and typing in "unicycle."

                      Seriously, I do it every day. There's one guy in my area who keeps trying to sell a Sun Flat Top 20" for $50 and I keep trying to talk him down to $30. Do I need a Sun Flat Top? Absolutely not.

                      At this point it's become such a personal challenge to get him to sell it for $30 that I have friends making super lowball offers on it, and I'm texting him from about five different Google Voice numbers with more super lowballs to make my actual offer look good by comparison.
                      Yuni Trials 20" (Profile wheelset)
                      Nimbus Gremlin 20" (125mm)
                      Torker LX 24" (75mm)
                      Nimbus Nightfox 36" (114mm)
                      Nimbus Road 29" (102mm, Magura brake)
                      www.foxxyd.com

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                      • Originally posted by FoxxyD View Post
                        At this point it's become such a personal challenge to get him to sell it for $30 that I have friends making super lowball offers on it, and I'm texting him from about five different Google Voice numbers with more super lowballs to make my actual offer look good by comparison.
                        And now he knows all about it.

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                        • Originally posted by kamikaze View Post
                          And now he knows all about it.
                          Anybody who claims to have spent over $200 on a Sun probably hasn't ever found their way to a unicyclist forum.
                          Yuni Trials 20" (Profile wheelset)
                          Nimbus Gremlin 20" (125mm)
                          Torker LX 24" (75mm)
                          Nimbus Nightfox 36" (114mm)
                          Nimbus Road 29" (102mm, Magura brake)
                          www.foxxyd.com

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                          • I did and I'm on this forum quite a bit...
                            "I used to watch Highway Patrol whittlin' with my knife..." - NY

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                            • Originally posted by Killian View Post
                              I did and I'm on this forum quite a bit...
                              What model did you buy?
                              Yuni Trials 20" (Profile wheelset)
                              Nimbus Gremlin 20" (125mm)
                              Torker LX 24" (75mm)
                              Nimbus Nightfox 36" (114mm)
                              Nimbus Road 29" (102mm, Magura brake)
                              www.foxxyd.com

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                              • [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Sun-Flat-Top-Road-Unicycle/dp/B0046W4NRE"]Amazon.com : Sun Flat Top Off Road Unicycle 24" Root Beer : Sports & Outdoors[/ame]

                                Pretty good unicycle.
                                "I used to watch Highway Patrol whittlin' with my knife..." - NY

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