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  • the story of the very first unicycle. (the orange story)

    sweet, I finally got off my lazy tuccas and wrote up the history of the unicycle.

    for all yall who arnt cool, and didnt go to toque 2004, lemme lay it on ya:

    so I was at toque, and I found myself in the all to common position of having a microphone thrust upon me and having nothing to talk about, and there was an audience. I decided that it was in the best interest of thedan.com if I kept the show moving, so I started talking about this and that, double pizza boxs, you know, same ol same ol. and somewhere along the line, I decided it was a sweet plan to try to make up the history of the unicycle. I was telling my story, and we were all having a good old time, and somehow I got interupted, and that was it.

    after the event, lots and lots of people approached me demanding to know the rest of the story. and I was all like "uh, yeah, Ill put it on my website later."
    so a few weeks later I ate a really good sandwich at this place called 7 subs.
    uh, right. um, whats today? the octobererth? shit, toque was a mad long time ago, fashizzle. so it took me a couple months, who cares? Im sure not more then ten people killed themselfs over this.

    check it foo:
    http://www.thedan.com/firstunicycle.htm

    uh, yeah, I didnt want to procrastinate, so I decided to put off all my procrasitnation for later, it worked out.

    Love,
    Dan

    (chairman and ultimate mega sweet ruler of TheDan.com. also CEO. and uh, king.)
    (TheDan.com)
    (also, read the toque story.)(if you havent.) (if you're cool you already have) (are you cool, man?)
    Last edited by uni-man-dan; 2004-10-12, 03:42 PM.
    http://www.thedan.com

  • #2
    Nice story!!! Far-fetched but good.
    ~Cameron
    New Photos: www.camerondonaldson.com

    “When someone tells you there is no such thing as truth, they are asking you not to believe them. So don’t.”
    - Dr. Roger Scruton

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    • #3
      Awesome Dan! You the man. BTW, you should hear Beau and friends singing the "Welcome to thedan.com" song. It's still funny.

      ---Nathan

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      • #4
        Great story!
        Regards,
        Ken

        Unicycles are flying machines!

        24", 28", 32", and 36" KH frame based mutts.
        26" inexpensive travel.

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        • #5
          Thats not new. I think i read that like months ago.
          SWAT Gallery
          SWAT webpage
          Arrow Racing
          Sixsixone

          "Obie is definately a trend setter, I got in to unicycling because of him, and came here because of him" - KJ-52

          "try not to annoy the great Obie, for he is better than us." - Murde Mental


          Disclaimer: The above message was not intended to offend anyone. If you are offended I can take no responsibility for my actions because I don't feel like it. Also you are reading an internet newsgroup where not everyone will share your same views and beliefs, be able to take criticism and post/read threads at your own risk.

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          • #6
            dude its hella new, I donno what your talking about. well ok I do.

            turns out I lied, I never really got off my lazy tuccas. after I wrote that and put it online, it took me like 3 weeks to get my act together and put a link up. but eh, thats why they call me Tim the terrifying taranchala.

            oh, uh, I guess nobody really calls me that.

            I probably spelled taranchala wrong too.

            Is stan bull,
            dan

            was:

            Constant ton apple,
            dan
            http://www.thedan.com

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            • #7
              Proper.
              SWAT Gallery
              SWAT webpage
              Arrow Racing
              Sixsixone

              "Obie is definately a trend setter, I got in to unicycling because of him, and came here because of him" - KJ-52

              "try not to annoy the great Obie, for he is better than us." - Murde Mental


              Disclaimer: The above message was not intended to offend anyone. If you are offended I can take no responsibility for my actions because I don't feel like it. Also you are reading an internet newsgroup where not everyone will share your same views and beliefs, be able to take criticism and post/read threads at your own risk.

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              • #8
                That's.... interesting.

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                • #9
                  very very nice....
                  www.muniman.2ya.com
                  www.unicycletips.com
                  www.unicycle.co.nz

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                  • #10
                    Dan

                    Great to finally get the whole story.
                    Like many others, I have been waiting
                    for months to get the rest of it.

                    Can't wait for the 2005 story...

                    We will have a massive supply of
                    double pizza's, pumplemoose and Kinder eggs
                    at TOque '05

                    Darren

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                    • #11
                      That's an ubercool non-crocodile story! (Even though a crocodile features in it.)

                      Klaas Bil

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                      • #12
                        The link is not working for me
                        My 29er page
                        My fresh album

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by fexnix
                          The link is not working for me
                          Strange. Try again. Else, try the top page and click the first link in the What's New section.

                          Klaas Bil

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Klaas Bil
                            Strange. Try again. Else, try the top page and click the first link in the What's New section.

                            Klaas Bil
                            That link is not working either. It just says "server is blahdi blah, it wont let you see this page"

                            Hate it when thet happends.
                            My 29er page
                            My fresh album

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                            • #15
                              ya dan!!!!
                              myspace is GAY!! my URL, singforlife88

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