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  • johnfoss
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    Originally posted by Any Terrain View Post
    Rule 3: You are wrong


    New rule: If you searched for a topic before posting and didn't find it, it's there.

    New rule: Every beginner/noob question has been asked at least ten times. Every variation of "Which unicycle should I buy" has probably been asked at least a hundred times.



    Yes, I helped a lot of people learn to glide. I was one of the first ones doing it.

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  • _Ground_Zero_
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    Originally posted by Jeremy R View Post
    Julia is backwards. I asked her what of my threads are retarded. She came up with 10. I have about 100 threads. Therefore 1/10 of my threads are retarded by her standard.
    I decided I'd see what threads of yours I thought were "retarded", and out of your outstanding 101 threads, I found 63 to be "retarded" by my standards.

    That's a 62% thread creation failure rate. And that's assuming that you didn't manage to screw up the ones that seemed acceptable. I'm going to go ahead and say that probably around 75% would be an accurate number in my opinion.

    Have you ever considered reading what you just wrote before you post? It could potentially make you have a more respectable view from many on this forum.

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  • Inigo Montoya
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    You are not allowed to join-a the forum if you have six-a fingers on your right hand.

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  • Julia B
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    Thanks Sarah

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  • LiLpunk2012
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    Rule 768: Don't dis Julia Belk, Jeremy. She's way cooler than you could ever be.

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  • Guruni
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    Originally posted by Jerrick View Post
    I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

    Man is a legend.
    The wise Mr. John Foss is a Unicycle Guru.

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  • GILD
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    Originally posted by ħǻřрέŗ View Post
    jc is the only main man. There can be no other.

    jc=769

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  • ħǻřрέŗ
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    Originally posted by GILD View Post
    Behind every successful Foss stands a Child.
    w00t! JC is the ONLY main man. There can be no other.

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  • GILD
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    I like Doug.

    Originally posted by Jerrick View Post
    I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

    Man is a legend.
    Behind every successful Foss stands a Child.
    Last edited by GILD; 2009-09-06, 07:22 PM.

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  • Doug
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    This should be a long thread. Aren't there something like 768 rules?

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  • Jeremy R
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    Julia is backwards. I asked her what of my threads are retarded. She came up with 10. I have about 100 threads. Therefore 1/10 of my threads are retarded by her standard.

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  • Jerrick
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    I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

    Man is a legend.

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  • Jeremy R
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    Originally posted by Any Terrain View Post
    Please give proof for rule 2.
    Originally posted by unibikeling View Post
    rule 5, proof of legitimacy of rule must be given before rule is actually said rule.
    Originally posted by Kris Holm View Post
    Hi,

    Over the weekend I began struggling to learn to glide. John Foss told me once (I
    think) that the best way to start was to learn to two-foot wheel walk, then one
    foot wheel walk and slowly work this into a glide. However I was also trying to
    one-foot ride down a gentle hill with the sole of my other shoe dragging on the
    tire, and slowly transfer control to the foot on the tire (hoping to eventually
    take the foot off the pedal).

    Has anybody experienced success with the latter approach?

    Also, I didn't really know what to do with the foot that wasn't dragging on the
    tire. On 20 or 24" unicycles, do you put it on the fork crown? What about on my
    26" which doesn't have an angular fork crown.

    Thanks in advance for anyone's help.

    Kris.
    John Foss taught Kris Holm how to glide. Need more proof?

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  • Julia B
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    Rule 6: Disregard Jeremy R's threads. 9 times out of 10, they're dumb.

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  • unibikeling
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    rule 5, proof of legitimacy of rule must be given before rule is actually said rule.

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