Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

*new*, original comebacks to "where's your other....etc.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • *new*, original comebacks to "where's your other....etc.

    Instead of quoting everybody else, I wanted to make this thread for new, original comebacks to those all to familiar, lame comments.

    Here's just a few of mine; at least I haven't heard them before. (I've used them both and got laughs each time; you just have to say these with a smile and a playful delivery)

    Them: "Where's your other wheel?"
    Me: "It got all worn out, like that joke!"

    Them: "Is the circus in town?"
    Me: "Yeah, and their lookin' for clowns like you!"

    Them: Where' the rest of your bike?"
    Me: "Where's the challenge in that?"

    Them: "couldn't you afford two wheels?"
    Me: "Couldn't you afford a joke writer?"
    Last edited by MuniAddict; 2008-02-09, 01:11 AM.
    Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
    Be our muniprohpet for many years more.
    -Dani Buron


    Website
    Videos
    Facebook

  • #2
    Pot head at school: Where's the other half of your bike?
    Me: Some thief like you stole it.
    Gravity is not the issue.

    Comment


    • #3
      Pedestrian to my mate: Where's the other wheel???
      My mate: 2 wheels that is so last year.


      The pedestrian was looking at this....
      Attached Files
      I am one weird and unusual Greek Cypriot Australian with a pienormous heart.

      Can't wait till this game is finally released.

      Comment


      • #4
        "Where's your other wheel?"

        "Oh oops! I must've left it at your mom's place last night!"

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by Borgschulze
          Pot head at school: Where's the other half of your bike?
          Me: Some thief like you stole it.
          OH SNAP!

          My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".
          My Unicycling Journal
          Officially ended.

          Comment


          • #6
            Originally posted by dudewithasock
            OH SNAP!

            My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".
            Lots of thieves at the school I went to... pretty much 85-90% of the school smoked, and at least 50% of those people smoked pot or were dealers. With a good percentage of them being thieves too.

            Can't ride a bike to school or you get your tires slashed while it's locked up.
            Last edited by Borgschulze; 2008-02-09, 02:08 AM.
            Gravity is not the issue.

            Comment


            • #7
              Them: "Now that's not something i see everyday!"
              Me: "If you come here everyday you will!"

              Them: "How do you ride that thing?"
              Me: "With great skill!"

              Them: "Do a wheelie!"
              Me: "I need money first"

              Them: "Don't cheat, let go of the seat!"
              Me: "That's not the seat I'm holding...where's the nearest bathroom?"

              Them: "How high can you hop?"
              Me: "Well, if someone sneaks up and startles me...then pretty high!"
              Last edited by MuniAddict; 2008-02-09, 02:28 AM.
              Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
              Be our muniprohpet for many years more.
              -Dani Buron


              Website
              Videos
              Facebook

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by MuniAddict
                Them: "How do you ride that thing?"
                That's one I'm never sure how to answer. It's not really an insult, but it's still a pretty dumb question. I usually just kinda shrug and say, "Too much practice."
                My Unicycling Journal
                Officially ended.

                Comment


                • #9
                  wheres the other wheel?
                  (turns around) it fell off again.... have to go get it bye

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Them: "How much do that cost you?"
                    Me: "Over $25,000, with the reconstructive surgery!"

                    Them: "I had one of those when I was a kid"
                    Me: "Said the typewriter to the laptop"

                    Them: "Can I ride it?"
                    Me: "I don't know...let's find out"
                    Last edited by MuniAddict; 2008-02-09, 02:39 AM.
                    Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
                    Be our muniprohpet for many years more.
                    -Dani Buron


                    Website
                    Videos
                    Facebook

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MuniAddict
                      Them: "I had one of those when I was a kid"
                      Me: "Said the typewriter to the laptop"
                      Haha, I like that one.
                      Gravity is not the issue.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Them: "That's the most amazing thing ever!"
                        Me: "Yeah, I guess the moon landing or the pyramids would be a close second, lol!"

                        Them: "How fast can you go?"
                        Me: "Depends on who's chasing me!" (or) "Depends on how much pepsi I've had!"

                        Attractive Female jogger: "You're fun to watch!"
                        Me: "So are you!" (Personal favorite! )
                        Last edited by MuniAddict; 2008-02-09, 02:54 AM.
                        Happy Birthday Terry! Every year you get cooler, younger and unicyclier!
                        Be our muniprohpet for many years more.
                        -Dani Buron


                        Website
                        Videos
                        Facebook

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MuniAddict
                          Attractive Female jogger: "You're fun to watch!"
                          Me: "So are you!" (Personal favorite! )
                          I remember that one. It was awesome. Yoo a playa.
                          Just bumming around MR~~~~~~~~~Team Forrest~~~~~~~~~Team Dirty Bird!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          Check out my Band.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!Quack!~~~~Team Spencer!~~~Member of the MRIS.
                          Want some advice? Do better.
                          ~Jerrick

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Them: How much did that cost?

                            Me: Well, about 10 dollars, but I had to go back to get the sides buzzed. My sideburns were getting a little long.
                            Last edited by beeper; 2008-02-09, 03:12 AM.
                            )-Crankflip-'O,

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dudewithasock
                              OH SNAP!

                              My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".
                              I think I may use that if I may . Fantastic thread.
                              Firestaff since: Oct - '06
                              Juggling since: Oct - '07
                              Unicycling since: Dec - '07
                              <Reserved; More to come! >

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X