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    Happy birthday Miss Ayelery.
    Here's an Apple for your desktop. I know you will display it proudly and prominently.
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  • #2
    Now that we have spellcheck, I'll take my chances and wish her a frightfully joyous birthday as well.

    (Can the spellcheck do grammar as well?)
    Three short Gs and a long E-flat™ - UniHoki
    If I'm Murdered, Don't Execute My Killer.
    harper
    MikeFule Seager BluntRM
    NAMASTE!
    Dave

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    • #3
      finally, a birthday thread that really matters in this despondent genre.
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      twitter> @shotofjagur

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      • #4
        Originally posted by john_childs
        Happy birthday Miss Ayelery.
        Here's an Apple for your desktop.
        Why thank you dear; that is very sweet. In addition to the rainbow of colors, I like that the apple has a bite out of it. My motto has always been "Go for it, but go for it with good grammar!". Biting the apple represents the original "go for it" ideal.
        Originally posted by GILD
        (Can the spellcheck do grammar as well?)
        As well as what dear?
        Originally posted by jagur
        Finally, a birthday thread that really matters in this despondent genre.
        That is very nice of you to say. I am certainly feeling my years today, and the kind thoughts help.

        MA

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        • #5
          I'm sorry I missed your birthday, bitch.

          Happy Birthday.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by uni57
            I'm sorry I missed your birthday, bitch.
            Why thank you dear, and I might add that you're certainly doing New Jersey proud with your fine command of the pejorative.

            MA

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            • #7
              Is it true that minding your Ps and Qs dates back to olde pubs where the publican would call out 'Mind your Pints and Quarts!' before wiping down the bar-counter?
              Three short Gs and a long E-flat™ - UniHoki
              If I'm Murdered, Don't Execute My Killer.
              harper
              MikeFule Seager BluntRM
              NAMASTE!
              Dave

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              • #8
                Originally posted by GILD
                Is it true that minding your Ps and Qs dates back to olde pubs where the publican would call out 'Mind your Pints and Quarts!' before wiping down the bar-counter?
                Well dear, there are actually a number of theories on where this expression came from.

                According to the alt.usage.english FAQ:

                This expression, meaning "be very careful to behave correctly",
                has been in use from the 17th century on. Theories include: an
                admonishment to children learning to write; an admonishment to
                typesetters (who had to look at the letters reversed)
                ; an
                admonishment to seamen not to soil their navy pea-jackets with
                their tarred "queues" (pigtails); "mind your pints and quarts";
                "mind your prices and quality"; "mind your pieds and queues"
                (either feet and pigtails, or two dancing figures that had to be
                accurately performed); the substitution of /p/ for "qu" /kw/ in the
                speech of uneducated ancient Romans; or the confusion by students
                learning both Latin and Ancient Greek of such cognates as _pente_
                and _quintus_.

                As someone who has enjoyed her distilled and fermented beverages for many decades, I'm tempted to go with your theory. But as a pragmatist, I have to ask: If quarts were available, why the hell would anyone have a pint on the bar? Basic logic and human nature quickly step in to undermine that explanation.

                As a lifetime grammarian, ex-typesetter, and current amatuer and former professional proofreader, I have to go with the "hot lead" theory. Mistakes were costly. It's summed up pretty well here:
                http://home.earthlink.net/~thereacto...tor990714.html

                If you search the web, you'll find the odd amateur chimes in as well:
                http://www.sellingstrategies.com/art...ur_p_and_q.htm

                But in the end, I think the key takeaway is this dear: whether you're a professional drinker, typesetter, or radio personality, don't pretend you don't know what it means. Mind them!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Miss Ayelery
                  If quarts were available, why the hell would anyone have a pint on the bar?
                  Cause some people couldn't afford them/didn't want them?
                  Three short Gs and a long E-flat™ - UniHoki
                  If I'm Murdered, Don't Execute My Killer.
                  harper
                  MikeFule Seager BluntRM
                  NAMASTE!
                  Dave

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GILD
                    Cause some people couldn't afford them/didn't want them?
                    Yes, of course you're right dear, although I had intended it as a rhetorical question and joke. Clearly I didn't succeed on either front.

                    I would also like to apologize to all readers of this thread. I'm ashamed of my potty mouth; there was no reason for me to curse. I guess I really was feeling my age. Birthdays just aren't the joyful celebrations they were when I was younger.

                    MA

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Miss Ayelery
                      I'm ashamed of my potty mouth
                      You should be. Every time you open it.

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                      • #12
                        uni57 had a very bad experience with an English teacher during primary school and still harbors repressed aggression about it.
                        john_childs (att) hotmail (dott) com
                        Team Never Wash Your Muni
                        My Gallery :: Unicycling Bookmark List :: World Clock

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                        • #13
                          our idea was something close to that...

                          yeah... close to that...
                          Cheers, Matt.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by john_childs
                            uni57 had a very bad experience with an English teacher during primary school and still harbors repressed aggression about it.
                            I too had a simillar experience, except it wasn't with an English teacher, and it wasn't during primary school, and I don't still harbor repressed aggression about it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by john_childs
                              uni57 had a very bad experience with an English teacher during primary school and still harbors repressed aggression about it.
                              No, she's just a mean old hag who likes to act all prim and proper as she criticizes everybody. I've never met her, yet I can hear her irritating voice and see her prissy mannerisms every time she posts.

                              I was going to send her a Private Message love letter, but she does not accept PMs.

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