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    How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?

    How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

    Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

    Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?

    If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?

    When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their placards?

    If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

    How would you throw away a garbage can?

    Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

    Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

    Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

    Do sore thumbs really stick out?

    If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

    If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

    How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

    If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?


    Phil
    "Cattle Prods solve most of life's little problems."

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    What do you put in your wallet when you've spent all your money buying it?
    Weep in the dojo... laugh on the battlefield.
    -- Dave Stockton

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    • #3
      Re: Deep...

      Originally posted by phil
      How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
      they are both mine!
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      • #4
        Re: Re: Deep...

        Originally posted by jagur
        they are both mine!
        Not if you're sat next to me they're not!

        Phil
        Last edited by phil; 2003-04-24, 06:39 PM.
        "Cattle Prods solve most of life's little problems."

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          Re: Deep...

          What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
          Watch the Bond spoof 'Casino Royale' for the answer to that question. Or at least I think it was in that movie. Very interesting movie.

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            Re: Re: Deep...

            Originally posted by onefluffybunny


            Watch the Bond spoof 'Casino Royale' for the answer to that question. Or at least I think it was in that movie. Very interesting movie.
            Geronimo jumping out of an Airplane in Hot Shots (part deux, I believe) shouted, 'Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!'
            Happy Life Day

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            • #7
              Ah, new material for my random sig line picker.

              Klaas Bil

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              • #8
                This is the stuff that made George Carlin what he is and I HATE IT!. And I'm not that fond of him, either.

                Sorry for that. Brief rant over.

                Raphael Lasar
                Matawan, NJ
                Raphael Lasar

                To Plotz is Human
                To Shvitz Divine

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JJuggle
                  Sorry for that. Brief rant over.
                  In that case you probably don't want to know about www.crazythoughts.com, where many of them came from.

                  That one page could keep Klaas's random sig picker fed for ages...

                  Phil
                  Last edited by phil; 2003-04-24, 11:16 PM.
                  "Cattle Prods solve most of life's little problems."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JJuggle
                    This is the stuff that made George Carlin what he is and I HATE IT!. And I'm not that fond of him, either.
                    you are so righteous...i feel like your witnessing to me in every post
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by phil
                      That one page could keep Klaas's random sig picker fed for ages...
                      Maybe so but to keep my sig line unicycle-related (I'm using the term very loosely) I prefer to feed the sig picker with stuff that has been posted here :-)

                      BTW, sig picker is only active when posting via Usenet.

                      Klaas Bil

                      Last edited by Klaas Bil; 2003-04-25, 09:30 AM.

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                        Re: Re: Deep...

                        Originally posted by onefluffybunny


                        Watch the Bond spoof 'Casino Royale' for the answer to that question. Or at least I think it was in that movie. Very interesting movie.
                        "Casino Royale" was no spoof! It is the original James Bond movie!
                        http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/al...y_eye_ball.gif am the http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/al...lbun00/aac.gif in the Ointment.

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                        • #13
                          nice

                          Hey, those were pretty good. I like the one with the escimo girls.

                          Thanks,
                          Ray Edward

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                            Re: nice

                            Originally posted by register
                            Hey, those were pretty good. I like the one with the escimo girls.

                            Thanks,
                            Ray Edward
                            could we make that 'innuit' girls and then try n figure out what u r talking about?
                            Last edited by GILD; 2003-04-29, 03:12 PM.
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