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    As you can see, Tobbogonist and I are learning Dutch. In other news, I just got permabanned on physics-forums.com. I'm not certain whether I should advertises this, but oh well...

    Anyway, the reason I got permabanned is that I was swearing. Stupid and childish, I know, but sometimes you just have to. I'm intending to register again, but from now on if I ever feel the urge to swear(and with their moderation policies I probably will before too soon), I'm gonna swear in Dutch.

    So, can you help me out? Please post Dutch swears, translation in English and pronunciation if possible. Thanks a lot, Holland is the hottest!
    Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair?
    Entropy isn't what it used to be.

  • #2
    I think that...nuek=fuck..maybe
    #67942

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    • #3
      Penis
      Your life is a storm, thunder is your music and lightning is your electric dancing legs, groove on friends. Groove on.

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      • #4
        Ask Dustin.

        He likes to teach people on the subject.
        sigpic

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        • #5
          Originally posted by forrestunifreak
          Ask Dustin.

          He likes to teach people on the subject.
          Haha, you were there too?

          Zakkenwasser - Testicle washer
          Stoep hoer - Sidewalk prostitute
          Dus tin - Very sexy guy
          Neuken - To make love
          Neuken in de keuken - To make love in the kitchen
          Neuken in de douche - To make love in the shower (the english people loved the variations )

          What else do you want to know?
          QU-AX | MUNICYCLE.COM | EENWIEL.NL

          Life is a beach, and then you die

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DustinSchaap
            What else do you want to know?
            Everything!

            I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...
            Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair?
            Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ivan
              Everything!

              I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...
              Everything! - Alles!

              QU-AX | MUNICYCLE.COM | EENWIEL.NL

              Life is a beach, and then you die

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              • #8
                That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

                Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?
                Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair?
                Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ivan
                  That's German.
                  It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you.
                  QU-AX | MUNICYCLE.COM | EENWIEL.NL

                  Life is a beach, and then you die

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                  • #10
                    Thank God. Just tell me how to pronounce the words. Please! Now!!!
                    Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair?
                    Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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                    • #11
                      wow i posted penis here. i dont ever remmember doing that.
                      Your life is a storm, thunder is your music and lightning is your electric dancing legs, groove on friends. Groove on.

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                      • #12
                        I learnt some German..

                        Porste.

                        all i can remmember

                        after a few to many porstes my memory goes a little fuzzy.
                        Last edited by tobbogonist; 2007-10-15, 04:50 AM.
                        Your life is a storm, thunder is your music and lightning is your electric dancing legs, groove on friends. Groove on.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DustinSchaap View Post
                          It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you.
                          he wasn't joking by the looks of it
                          I didn't spell it wrong, you just read it wrong!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ivan View Post
                            That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

                            Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?
                            dutch sounds as german because of the many false friends...all in all you could tell it a german dialect which is difficult for germans to understand

                            everything means alles in german, too...

                            i only know:
                            goede nacht - good night
                            Last edited by AEV D.; 2008-10-19, 04:02 PM.
                            "Akrobatisch Erarbeitetes Verkehrs Desaster" - Cyc

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                            • #15
                              kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
                              (god)verdomme = (god) damn (it)
                              klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum)
                              eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think)
                              mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword)

                              These should get you started swearing in dutch!
                              -knee

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